Most organic way to shows off your gains?

Trying to think of some acceptable social situations where I can take off my shirt and show off my new gains.
Thanks in advance IST

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    women who dress like this deserve rape, alhamdulliah

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out

      Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based
        Sandmorons BTFO

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >As for female and male fornicators, give each of them one hundred lashes,1 and do not let pity for them make you lenient in ˹enforcing˺ the law of Allah, if you ˹truly˺ believe in Allah and the Last Day. And let a number of believers witness their punishment.

          >˹O Prophet!˺ Tell the believing men to lower their gaze and guard their chastity. That is purer for them. Surely Allah is All-Aware of what they do.

          Did you get baited by someone talking trash about Islam? No woman deserves to be raped as we're all spiritually equal.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Get out you stupid westerner polluting the word of divine with your gnomish trickery

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol what a fucking fag. You deserve sand moron dicks in your ass, fruitcake.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        fag

        [...]
        gays

        lol white "men" are pathetic

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      fag

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out

      Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.

      gays

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >incel
      >glorifying sand nigs

      2x the cringe in one sentence damn

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Inshallah brother

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        gross i can smell you from here

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/cJrGVfm.jpg

      Inshallah brother

      Guaranteed incel virgins

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go hump a goat, Omar

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kys mudslime

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      inshallah well be okay

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >alhamdulliah
      Pretty sure you aren't brown considering the wrong usage of it it this context.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the smell of that thong after her being out in the sun all day dancing. That shit would be gross hahaha

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      festivals gross me out for exactly this reason. who wants to hook up with a girl whos been sweating in the sun all day and hasn't showered all weekend.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean I've done it and it was fantastic but I didn't go sniffing around her full body.
        I don't think anyone is expecting to have their ass eaten in a hot tent on day three of a festival.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          festivals gross me out for exactly this reason. who wants to hook up with a girl whos been sweating in the sun all day and hasn't showered all weekend.

          >tfw your gf lets you take full whiffs of her asshole

          I'm a lucky guy.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Talk to a few who actually do this, you'd be disgusted. 95% of them are on drugs and nobody there gives a fuck. Knew one girl would would brag about taking creampies from different guys throughout the weekend like it was a given. Literal cumdumpsters.
        Focus on yourselves

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Alright I’m headed to a festival some pussy will make me normal

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bet she got a mean case of bv and a long term yeast infection at best.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            its called vaginosis and youll never forget it once you encounter it. PH levels get off and its a death trap

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean I've done it and it was fantastic but I didn't go sniffing around her full body.
        I don't think anyone is expecting to have their ass eaten in a hot tent on day three of a festival.

        Nah you're disgusting. I tried doing doggy with a girl at a fest and oh my gawdddddd the smell of her ass almost killed me. I had to stop midway

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        uhhh....... idk bro haha... someone might.. w-want just that, r-right......... haha

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          How do you get turned on by something that smells bad?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I used to follow a guy that was a fart fetishist on Twitter and he'd never actually smelled a woman's farts. He just thought they have a sweet musky smell

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        me

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        haha yeah thats weird, no one would want that ha. ha. ha.....

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        haha that would be awful wouldn't it aha I hate the musty, ripe smell of a sweaty girl gross haha what kind of person would get aroused by female BO lmaoooo haha that's weird

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Also they drink beers all day, pee on the grass or gross toilets and are a general mess.
        Vaginas smell terrible if they arent bathed daily.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Haha yeah that would be so bad haha. I would hate that haha

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Me

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The virgins will reply to you with sweaty frog pictures and le “oh yeah t-totally anon” but you’re dead right. Doggy is gross if you’re girl hasn’t showered in more than 12 hours, can’t imagine the experience after 2-3 days of sweat and heat

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Talk to a few who actually do this, you'd be disgusted. 95% of them are on drugs and nobody there gives a fuck. Knew one girl would would brag about taking creampies from different guys throughout the weekend like it was a given. Literal cumdumpsters.
        Focus on yourselves

        >not going to a festival to watch a bunch of good bands live
        >actually trying to hook up with somebody
        You fuckers are the reason festivals are full of shitty influencer wannabes and shitty rip off bands, NGMI.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        haha

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know a couple of people that used to hook up at Phish festivals. The guy I know had a real simple system, he'd just walk around with a pipe giving girls hits until one of them started dancing with him. He was a fat, chewbacca looking dude, too. After giving out 100 hits of pot some fucked up girl would start grinding on him and he'd take her back to his tent and nail her - like clockwork. He showed me some pictures of girls he fucked, some were actually pretty cute. Dude had genital warts really bad, apparently.
        The girl I know that said she hooked up with guys at Phish shows also had warts, but I don't know her details. She was really ugly, so who knows what scuzz she was fucking?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gross desperate guys is who.
        I prefer woman that either shower or have only been sweaty around me, eg a girflriend at a beach / outdoors. But then I'm not a desperate fat degenerate like some of these guys.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unfortunately you're out of luck, summer just passed.
    I never wear a shirt in the summer. Too fucking hot where I live.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    summer is the obvious answer
    tough luck with winter,unless you can pull off a turtleneck without looking like a manslut

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you are tall large and muscular you will intimidate other men regardless of what you are wearing. Only closet homos "show off" their gains.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beach, pool, sauna, outdoor sports with the boys.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    work for a living instead of "working" for a living

    I throw logs around and turn old pieces of lumber into new pieces of lumber with hand tools, I do 2 men's worth of work in half the time with half the effort and they'd literally need to hire 2 new people to replace me in order to not suffer financially, so they also pay me 50% more.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You are 2000 years too young to try that with me boy

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He got the Walmart sneakers

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'l show you mercy and make this quick

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Lmao, this needs sound

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                what sound do you imagine it has?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Probably something like this

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous
            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              2007 YouTube soul

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I miss 2007 youtube so much. I'll never again experience the sheer rage that Chad Warden had induced into my young soul when he said that the Wiimote looks like a dildo. The internet isn't fun anymore.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >they'd literally need to hire 2 new people to replace me
        >they pay me 50% more
        Sounds like you're getting fucked

        lol imagine being proud of this

        "i make so much money for my masters, i'm a real big strong man"

        https://i.imgur.com/SEZc1je.jpg

        lol ok bro

        pic related, probably you

        Cope for someone who has never done genuine intellectual work in his life. Enjoy being replaced by robots

        Post body, preferably next to the brand logo of the soulless corporation you work for. I do artisan work for a Christian contractor with a clientel that writes blank checks, and I receive a large % of that check when the job is finished on top of my very generous wage

        Imagine earning less than 75k right now after wasting 4 yrs in school, and then still having a net worth that's in the red for years.

        gigamogged tbh i don't expect any replies, jannies should really clean up this mess before it gets embarassing

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          And then you get mogged by a skinnyfat like me throwing 100kg concrete posts in the ground all day every day before I drink you under the table at the pub after work and make you look like a wet fanny

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't drink or associate with self destructive people who won't post body, sorry.
            hope you get your life together, you should probably be in church right now. stay motivated, surely your concrete post thing has upward mobility for people with talent!

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >all this cope
              Damn you should try this concrete post thing it's mint
              I have no idea what you mean by upward mobility but I pay someone like you 300 a week to push the barrow up hills and he also does most of the shovelling

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                that's cute, how many felonies, tattoos, and illegitimate children does he have? I have zero of those, A hot girlfreind, I mog you physically and mentally, a hot girlfreind, I mog you, you havent posted body yet because you don't work for a living, I mog you, my girl mogs you, and I make alot more money than you.

                in fact, tell me what company you work for I can probably afford to pay your wage and your minions; wages, you can both come kiss my feet full time, maybe even a tip in it for you if you're humble about it. Irish dog.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not them but my brother in Christ,

              > "Thank you Lord for not making me like this tax collector"

              Oh here's my body since i guess you need that to associate with me. I love you man, praying for us.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous
          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not the anon you were talking to but i used to think i was strong because i worked a physical job lifting heavy shit until i started working out and actually getting stronger.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not them but my brother in Christ,

          > "Thank you Lord for not making me like this tax collector"

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kek, is this a troll? Imagine bragging about making 75k and that body.
          8/8 gr8 b8 m8.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not him, and yes his gloating is a sin, the proud will be brought low, but he's clearly got a nice body man.
            Post body?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >75k
            yeah, your reading comprehension definitely has "guy who tells another guy to do basic manual labor for $300/week" written all over it, haha. big man in charge, me boss man! ook ook ook, haha. slave of moloch one way or another.

            post that nasty ass beer gut already

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Post work (I'm actually interested and don't intend on insulting whatever your post)

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Boast not thyself of to morrow; for thou knowest not what a day may bring forth.
          Let another man praise thee, and not thine own mouth; a stranger, and not thine own lips.

          Proverbs 27: 1-2

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            "post body, lest thine post be invalidated and your dignity sullied before me, for I have mogged"

            Book of cope, 69:420

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >loud and proud about being a christgolem

          cringe

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody cares about you gay. Your accomplishments mean nothing and you're posturing on an anonymous board. Fag.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Literal viking. Mirin physique and beard bro

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they'd literally need to hire 2 new people to replace me
      >they pay me 50% more
      Sounds like you're getting fucked

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol imagine being proud of this

      "i make so much money for my masters, i'm a real big strong man"

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol imagine looking down on someone who gets to work with lumber all day.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol ok bro

      pic related, probably you

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i don't even know what most of that shit mean

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          RACK - risk aware consensual kink
          GGG - good, game, giving
          ACAB - all cops are bad

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Feeling tistic so imma break down some onions lore for you.

          >First sentence
          I'm heckin wholesomerino
          >Anti racist, anti fascist, pro crunchberries
          Anti racism is the new brand of racist virtue signaling. Anti fascist is just neo Marxist (in spirit, not philosophy) crunchberries is a cereal.
          >Unashamed superliker life's to (sic) short to feign disinterest
          Superliking is a feature on tinder where they can see you liked them when they get to your profile. Costs money. Second half just says "I don't know how to traditionally court"
          >RACK, GGG
          Risk Aware Consensual Kink (means blood play, abuse, and piss is okay as long as you aren't a retard), Good Giving and Game (he is claiming he is excellent at sex and he satisfies his partners)
          >ACAB
          All Cops Are Bastards (liberal anti bootlicker sentiment, still allows for licking boots)
          >He/him/his
          He doesn't want you to accidentally refer to him as a woman. He is also signalling he is cool with the trannies
          >The rest
          You get it. He is a fucking soiboy weakling. One who probably wants the opportunity to do sadistic shit in the sack but ends up getting pegged because the only women interested in him are the kind that prefer men to be effectively women in all respects except menstruation. Tyler is balding, and takes very good care of his super manly beard. He shops at thrift stores and goes to protests. He does programming as a hobby and has a 3d printer for his DND figurines. You get the picture. This dude is hopeless.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            thanks bro

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Witnessed

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Late reply but holy fuck I want you guys to realize that being on IST isn't the worst thing in the world. You are most likely more self aware than half the fucking current internet. Imagine being 31 and thinking advertising "Oversharing mental health" is a fucking good point. It's like he has never talked to anyone but Twitter bots and echo chambers and now wonders why his quirky, metrosexual lifestyle doesn't work in the real world.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cope for someone who has never done genuine intellectual work in his life. Enjoy being replaced by robots

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe you didn't get the memo, but it's the artists and programmers who are being replaced the quickest. When I look outside, I still see the bus drivers and bakers having stable jobs, and I doubt that's going to change soon.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >needing to take your shirt off
    lol.
    lmao, even.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    invite co-workers out to pool party

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She must have lost a lot of weight to have calves that big right?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She is fat as fuck, that's why she has fatty calves. She easily weighs more than the man in front of her even when you account for her being in the foreground of the picture.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She is fat as fuck, that's why she has fatty calves. She easily weighs more than the man in front of her even when you account for her being in the foreground of the picture.

      I want to dry hump them calves goddammit they look about 19 inches!!!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It just means she's been that fat for years
      I still would

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Trying to think of some acceptable social situations where I can take off my shirt and show off my new gains.
    i always run with my shirt of to make couples uncomfortable, women can't stop staring at my abs as a run, it's so fucking funny, try it, i can see the repressed rage in their boyfriends eyes lawl

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Swimming, a sauna, the beach or while getting arrested.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    This is boring and weird to read. Was it written by a literal autist?

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Exercising in a public park. I mean you're going to get too hot to keep it on, right?

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Water parks, beaches, boating, surfing, summer hiking, climbing/bouldering (don't have to be shirtless, a tight fit vest will show off physique).
    Insult your friends and challenge them to physical confrontation to determine honour.
    Streaking.
    Raves.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      B B C
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      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I agree anon, that does look like a Big Brap Caster

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      B B C
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      gross i can smell you from here

      Seek help or ngmi

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        already made it without t

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's kinda crazy how too long i didn't read that is.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wait, I thought the "self-aware" was the only reason to ever do it?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        if you call yourself a "great leader" it just means you are full of yourself, not confident
        read the easypeasy method
        it worked for me

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's her who needs to seek a BBC to invade those cheeks

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        imagine showing this insta edit to an employer in lieu of a skills and accolades section

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did he lift tho

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the thundering of those braps.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would offer up my face s tribute to her for more pics.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I cycle shirtless during the summer when cutting, all while getting them vitamin D gains.
    Qts 'mire, out of shape soiboys and skellington """pro""" cyclist in spandex and plastic helmets give me the good 'ol stink eye (jelly).

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like he gained about 200 lbs

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can't be this retarded, can you? Have you ever heard of something called a swimming pool? Or a beach?
    You fucks are getting dumber by the day.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is the perfect female form. kinda tall, like 5’9”, with an ample amount of muscle and fat. not muscular, but enough muscle to make the legs jiggle when she walks. like a tall girl who played volleyball or soccer or something.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am shirtless always. I don't put a shirt on until I get out of my truck in the parking lot at work or any business I go in and then I take it off immediately when I'm back to my truck. I'm shirtless in public so often that it always feels natural.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    become a male stripper like your hero/idol zyzz.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dude infront of her looks fat as fuck but his back looks pretty damn strong also I’d like to see from the front (no homo)

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    We've got Halloween coming up. Get your slutty costume ideas ready.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Source or name?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brappy Asserton

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    gay

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Most organic way to shows off your gains?
    In the bridal bed with your wife, and only your wife, you fucking degenerate.

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