Trying to think of some acceptable social situations where I can take off my shirt and show off my new gains.
Thanks in advance IST
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Trying to think of some acceptable social situations where I can take off my shirt and show off my new gains.
Thanks in advance IST
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women who dress like this deserve rape, alhamdulliah
>if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out
Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.
Based
SandBlack folk BTFO
>As for female and male fornicators, give each of them one hundred lashes,1 and do not let pity for them make you lenient in ˹enforcing˺ the law of Allah, if you ˹truly˺ believe in Allah and the Last Day. And let a number of believers witness their punishment.
>˹O Prophet!˺ Tell the believing men to lower their gaze and guard their chastity. That is purer for them. Surely Allah is All-Aware of what they do.
Did you get baited by someone talking trash about Islam? No woman deserves to be raped as we're all spiritually equal.
Get out you stupid westerner polluting the word of divine with your israeli trickery
Lol what a fricking gay. You deserve sand Black person dicks in your ass, fruitcake.
lol white "men" are pathetic
gay
homosexuals
>incel
>glorifying sand nigs
2x the cringe in one sentence damn
Inshallah brother
gross i can smell you from here
Guaranteed incel virgins
have a nice day
Go hump a goat, Omar
Kys mudslime
inshallah well be okay
>alhamdulliah
Pretty sure you aren't brown considering the wrong usage of it it this context.
Imagine the smell of that thong after her being out in the sun all day dancing. That shit would be gross hahaha
festivals gross me out for exactly this reason. who wants to hook up with a girl whos been sweating in the sun all day and hasn't showered all weekend.
I mean I've done it and it was fantastic but I didn't go sniffing around her full body.
I don't think anyone is expecting to have their ass eaten in a hot tent on day three of a festival.
>tfw your gf lets you take full whiffs of her butthole
I'm a lucky guy.
Talk to a few who actually do this, you'd be disgusted. 95% of them are on drugs and nobody there gives a frick. Knew one girl would would brag about taking creampies from different guys throughout the weekend like it was a given. Literal cumdumpsters.
Focus on yourselves
Alright I’m headed to a festival some pussy will make me normal
Bet she got a mean case of bv and a long term yeast infection at best.
its called vaginosis and youll never forget it once you encounter it. PH levels get off and its a death trap
Nah you're disgusting. I tried doing doggy with a girl at a fest and oh my gawdddddd the smell of her ass almost killed me. I had to stop midway
uhhh....... idk bro haha... someone might.. w-want just that, r-right......... haha
How do you get turned on by something that smells bad?
I used to follow a guy that was a fart fetishist on Twitter and he'd never actually smelled a woman's farts. He just thought they have a sweet musky smell
me
haha yeah thats weird, no one would want that ha. ha. ha.....
haha that would be awful wouldn't it aha I hate the musty, ripe smell of a sweaty girl gross haha what kind of person would get aroused by female BO lmaoooo haha that's weird
Also they drink beers all day, pee on the grass or gross toilets and are a general mess.
veganas smell terrible if they arent bathed daily.
Haha yeah that would be so bad haha. I would hate that haha
Me
The virgins will reply to you with sweaty frog pictures and le “oh yeah t-totally anon” but you’re dead right. Doggy is gross if you’re girl hasn’t showered in more than 12 hours, can’t imagine the experience after 2-3 days of sweat and heat
>not going to a festival to watch a bunch of good bands live
>actually trying to hook up with somebody
You frickers are the reason festivals are full of shitty influencer wannabes and shitty rip off bands, NGMI.
haha
I know a couple of people that used to hook up at Phish festivals. The guy I know had a real simple system, he'd just walk around with a pipe giving girls hits until one of them started dancing with him. He was a fat, chewbacca looking dude, too. After giving out 100 hits of pot some fricked up girl would start grinding on him and he'd take her back to his tent and nail her - like clockwork. He showed me some pictures of girls he fricked, some were actually pretty cute. Dude had genital warts really bad, apparently.
The girl I know that said she hooked up with guys at Phish shows also had warts, but I don't know her details. She was really ugly, so who knows what scuzz she was fricking?
Gross desperate guys is who.
I prefer woman that either shower or have only been sweaty around me, eg a girflriend at a beach / outdoors. But then I'm not a desperate fat degenerate like some of these guys.
Unfortunately you're out of luck, summer just passed.
I never wear a shirt in the summer. Too fricking hot where I live.
summer is the obvious answer
tough luck with winter,unless you can pull off a turtleneck without looking like a manbawd
If you are tall large and muscular you will intimidate other men regardless of what you are wearing. Only closet homos "show off" their gains.
Beach, pool, sauna, outdoor sports with the boys.
work for a living instead of "working" for a living
I throw logs around and turn old pieces of lumber into new pieces of lumber with hand tools, I do 2 men's worth of work in half the time with half the effort and they'd literally need to hire 2 new people to replace me in order to not suffer financially, so they also pay me 50% more.
You are 2000 years too young to try that with me boy
He got the Walmart sneakers
I'l show you mercy and make this quick
Lmao, this needs sound
what sound do you imagine it has?
Probably something like this
2007 YouTube soul
I miss 2007 youtube so much. I'll never again experience the sheer rage that Chad Warden had induced into my young soul when he said that the Wiimote looks like a dildo. The internet isn't fun anymore.
Post body, preferably next to the brand logo of the soulless corporation you work for. I do artisan work for a Christian contractor with a clientel that writes blank checks, and I receive a large % of that check when the job is finished on top of my very generous wage
Imagine earning less than 75k right now after wasting 4 yrs in school, and then still having a net worth that's in the red for years.
gigamogged tbh i don't expect any replies, jannies should really clean up this mess before it gets embarassing
And then you get mogged by a skinnyfat like me throwing 100kg concrete posts in the ground all day every day before I drink you under the table at the pub after work and make you look like a wet fanny
I don't drink or associate with self destructive people who won't post body, sorry.
hope you get your life together, you should probably be in church right now. stay motivated, surely your concrete post thing has upward mobility for people with talent!
>all this cope
Damn you should try this concrete post thing it's mint
I have no idea what you mean by upward mobility but I pay someone like you 300 a week to push the barrow up hills and he also does most of the shovelling
that's cute, how many felonies, tattoos, and illegitimate children does he have? I have zero of those, A hot girlfreind, I mog you physically and mentally, a hot girlfreind, I mog you, you havent posted body yet because you don't work for a living, I mog you, my girl mogs you, and I make alot more money than you.
in fact, tell me what company you work for I can probably afford to pay your wage and your minions; wages, you can both come kiss my feet full time, maybe even a tip in it for you if you're humble about it. Irish dog.
Oh here's my body since i guess you need that to associate with me. I love you man, praying for us.
Not the anon you were talking to but i used to think i was strong because i worked a physical job lifting heavy shit until i started working out and actually getting stronger.
Not them but my brother in Christ,
> "Thank you Lord for not making me like this tax collector"
Kek, is this a troll? Imagine bragging about making 75k and that body.
8/8 gr8 b8 m8.
Not him, and yes his gloating is a sin, the proud will be brought low, but he's clearly got a nice body man.
Post body?
>75k
yeah, your reading comprehension definitely has "guy who tells another guy to do basic manual labor for $300/week" written all over it, haha. big man in charge, me boss man! ook ook ook, haha. slave of moloch one way or another.
post that nasty ass beer gut already
Post work (I'm actually interested and don't intend on insulting whatever your post)
>Boast not thyself of to morrow; for thou knowest not what a day may bring forth.
Let another man praise thee, and not thine own mouth; a stranger, and not thine own lips.
Proverbs 27: 1-2
"post body, lest thine post be invalidated and your dignity sullied before me, for I have mogged"
Book of cope, 69:420
>loud and proud about being a christgolem
cringe
Nobody cares about you homosexual. Your accomplishments mean nothing and you're posturing on an anonymous board. gay.
Literal viking. Mirin physique and beard bro
>they'd literally need to hire 2 new people to replace me
>they pay me 50% more
Sounds like you're getting fricked
lol imagine being proud of this
"i make so much money for my masters, i'm a real big strong man"
lol imagine looking down on someone who gets to work with lumber all day.
lol ok bro
pic related, probably you
i don't even know what most of that shit mean
RACK - risk aware consensual kink
GGG - good, game, giving
ACAB - all cops are bad
Feeling tistic so imma break down some onions lore for you.
>First sentence
I'm heckin wholesomerino
>Anti racist, anti fascist, pro crunchberries
Anti racism is the new brand of racist virtue signaling. Anti fascist is just neo Marxist (in spirit, not philosophy) crunchberries is a cereal.
>Unashamed superliker life's to (sic) short to feign disinterest
Superliking is a feature on tinder where they can see you liked them when they get to your profile. Costs money. Second half just says "I don't know how to traditionally court"
>RACK, GGG
Risk Aware Consensual Kink (means blood play, abuse, and piss is okay as long as you aren't a moron), Good Giving and Game (he is claiming he is excellent at sex and he satisfies his partners)
>ACAB
All Cops Are Bastards (liberal anti bootlicker sentiment, still allows for licking boots)
>He/him/his
He doesn't want you to accidentally refer to him as a woman. He is also signalling he is cool with the trannies
>The rest
You get it. He is a fricking soiboy weakling. One who probably wants the opportunity to do sadistic shit in the sack but ends up getting pegged because the only women interested in him are the kind that prefer men to be effectively women in all respects except menstruation. Tyler is balding, and takes very good care of his super manly beard. He shops at thrift stores and goes to protests. He does programming as a hobby and has a 3d printer for his DND figurines. You get the picture. This dude is hopeless.
thanks bro
Witnessed
Late reply but holy frick I want you guys to realize that being on IST isn't the worst thing in the world. You are most likely more self aware than half the fricking current internet. Imagine being 31 and thinking advertising "Oversharing mental health" is a fricking good point. It's like he has never talked to anyone but Twitter bots and echo chambers and now wonders why his quirky, metrosexual lifestyle doesn't work in the real world.
Cope for someone who has never done genuine intellectual work in his life. Enjoy being replaced by robots
Maybe you didn't get the memo, but it's the artists and programmers who are being replaced the quickest. When I look outside, I still see the bus drivers and bakers having stable jobs, and I doubt that's going to change soon.
>needing to take your shirt off
lol.
lmao, even.
invite co-workers out to pool party
She must have lost a lot of weight to have calves that big right?
She is fat as frick, that's why she has fatty calves. She easily weighs more than the man in front of her even when you account for her being in the foreground of the picture.
I want to dry hump them calves goddammit they look about 19 inches!!!
It just means she's been that fat for years
I still would
>Trying to think of some acceptable social situations where I can take off my shirt and show off my new gains.
i always run with my shirt of to make couples uncomfortable, women can't stop staring at my abs as a run, it's so fricking funny, try it, i can see the repressed rage in their boyfriends eyes lawl
Swimming, a sauna, the beach or while getting arrested.
This is boring and weird to read. Was it written by a literal autist?
Exercising in a public park. I mean you're going to get too hot to keep it on, right?
Water parks, beaches, boating, surfing, summer hiking, climbing/bouldering (don't have to be shirtless, a tight fit vest will show off physique).
Insult your friends and challenge them to physical confrontation to determine honour.
Streaking.
Raves.
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I agree anon, that does look like a Big Brap Caster
Seek help or ngmi
already made it without t
It's kinda crazy how too long i didn't read that is.
Wait, I thought the "self-aware" was the only reason to ever do it?
if you call yourself a "great leader" it just means you are full of yourself, not confident
read the easypeasy method
it worked for me
It's her who needs to seek a BBC to invade those cheeks
imagine showing this insta edit to an employer in lieu of a skills and accolades section
Did he lift tho
Imagine the thundering of those braps.
Would offer up my face s tribute to her for more pics.
I cycle shirtless during the summer when cutting, all while getting them vitamin D gains.
Qts 'mire, out of shape soiboys and skellington """pro""" cyclist in spandex and plastic helmets give me the good 'ol stink eye (jelly).
Looks like he gained about 200 lbs
You can't be this moronic, can you? Have you ever heard of something called a swimming pool? Or a beach?
You fricks are getting dumber by the day.
this is the perfect female form. kinda tall, like 5’9”, with an ample amount of muscle and fat. not muscular, but enough muscle to make the legs jiggle when she walks. like a tall girl who played volleyball or soccer or something.
I am shirtless always. I don't put a shirt on until I get out of my truck in the parking lot at work or any business I go in and then I take it off immediately when I'm back to my truck. I'm shirtless in public so often that it always feels natural.
become a male stripper like your hero/idol zyzz.
Dude infront of her looks fat as frick but his back looks pretty damn strong also I’d like to see from the front (no homo)
We've got Halloween coming up. Get your loose costume ideas ready.
Source or name?
Brappy Asserton
gay
>Most organic way to shows off your gains?
In the bridal bed with your wife, and only your wife, you fricking degenerate.