Mother fucker

There's no fricking way I'm only half an inch taller than this midget (I'm 5'5.5" without shoes. 5'6" on the morning, but that doesn't count).

There's no fricking way he's actually 5'5", right?? Probably with shoes on he's 5'5". I don't buy it.

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is what tall people think everyday
    I know it’s a joke that short people are obsessed with height but offline the opposite is true.

    >inb4 short
    I’m 6’6 and think about my height every day

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      are u that 66 virgin i argued with several months ago?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes but I’m not a virgin

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't even consider that height could change experiences until I was 20. Now I still basically don't care
      6'0

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's 5'3 or below, he's been caught changing his height in different interviews ranging from 5'4 to 5'6.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    find a pic of him next to a plate and do the same as picrel

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That doesn't account for foreshortening

      If you can get a picture of Nippard deadlifting that should be more accurate

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    how comically short a manlet appears in pictures depends on physique, length of torso, legs, arms, neck, shoe size etc.
    not all manlets look the same

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >There's no fricking way he's actually 5'5", right?
    dr israelite claims 5'6 so probably not

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      israelite be dammed, he is short

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That lying mother fricker. I knew it. And ya I look closer to the guy on the right's height

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm 5'5.5"
      dire

      so mossad mike is probably ~5'4-5" and Nip is around 5'2"

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dire
        yep. I got ass fricked, but LL surgeries will fix that. I'll be 5'10" before becoming a corpse

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's not 5ft 5, I'm guessing 5ft 2 or 3. I'm a manlet at 5ft 7 but look like a giant compared to this guy.

      Honestly 5'7 barefoot isn't the worst. Taller than most women and only an inch or two below average in shoes.

      >I'm 5'5.5"
      dire

      so mossad mike is probably ~5'4-5" and Nip is around 5'2"

      >5'5.5"
      You're a seething manlet who has based his inability to look good on his height and has suddenly realized that's not an excuse. Do some lifting.

      >5'2
      Holy frick that's absolutely tiny. I could probably put that lil guy in my backpack and nobody would notice.
      I'm 5'11 and I feel medium sized, can't imagine actually being 5'7 and below like some of you guys. You're basically the human equivalent of a yorkshire terrier at that size.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You're basically the human equivalent of a yorkshire terrier at that size.
        kek

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I talked to a turbomanlet yesterday, it was surreal being able to see the top of the head of a grown man. Felt like talking to a kid.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dr Mike probably on purpose made a video with this fricker so no one will find out how short he is

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's not 5ft 5, I'm guessing 5ft 2 or 3. I'm a manlet at 5ft 7 but look like a giant compared to this guy.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly 5'7 barefoot isn't the worst. Taller than most women and only an inch or two below average in shoes.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >5'7 barefoot isn't the worst. Taller than most women
        Depends on the country, really. Here in central europe I'm about as tall as most local women. I can see this not being the case in italy or the balkans
        >and only an inch or two below average in shoes.
        Everyone wears thick shoes, women even more so. This is not a strong argument, anon.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it helps that you’re dyel and half his width

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do i grow taller

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >5'5.5"
    You're a seething manlet who has based his inability to look good on his height and has suddenly realized that's not an excuse. Do some lifting.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uh Black person. I am more swole than the pic in the op and have a better face too.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Also I think it's funny when some b***h twink lectures me. I'm 180lb, homosexual. No, it's not lard, homosexual. No, I'm not posting a pic either, twink.

        You're so not-mad that you call me a Black person, a twink, and a homosexual and double-reply to me because you're still mad about it four minutes after your first reply. I clearly touched a nerve.

        Your BMI is 29.5. 0.5 below the obese category. You're not posting pic because you know we'd laugh our asses off.

        Lol. Lmao, even.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          My bf% is below 20%. BMI is for low IQ Black folk. Even ronnie coleman would be considered "morbidly obese" when he won mr.olympia despite having single digit bf

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >My bf% is below 20%
            Everyone on this board gets their bf% wrong. You are not Ronnie Coleman. Nothing about you is lightweight baybeeee. Post body.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Black person. Never said I was on ronnie's level. He has like 5% bf. And no, I'm not posting fap material for you, twink. He fact that you think my weight = auto fat though already tells me all I need to know about your body LOL. Twink build.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kek okay fatty. Anon here

                then why so mad, anon?

                has a point, you're so angry.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Twink midget. It's obvious by your dickriding that you envy the guy in the op pic. Probably because you yourself are a midget and cope by using that midget as an idol. It's obvious

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Did you mean to reply to yourself? You're 5'5.5 (who even counts half inches, what level of cope is that kek). I have no idea who the manlet in the pic is. Your attitude is part of what makes you a manlet

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                The fact that you call me fatty shows me you fell for the BMI meme and are on fact a skinny twink.

                Then you will have no problem posting body. I'm a straight dude who's been married for three years, I don't intend to jack off to some midget on IST kek

                No, I do. I don't like posting my body. That simple.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, I realise BMI has its limitations, but not everyone with a BMI of 29.5 is muscular, many are just fatties. How have you calculated your bf%

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >BMI is for low IQ Black folk. Even ronnie coleman would be considered "morbidly obese" when he won mr.olympia despite having single digit bf
            No such thing as healthy obese. Also it's not like you can be both obese and lean unless you're taking anabolics

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Okay. I'll post body. But only if you do first
              [...]
              Read above
              [...]
              Calling prime ronnie obese is moronic

              >Calling prime ronnie obese is moronic
              The amount of stress on the heart and high blood pressure roidcucks have is comparable to a regular obese person.
              That's why most roidgays death are either heart failure or organ failure.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        then why so mad, anon?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Figure it out. I promise it's not rocket science. No, I won't spoonfeed you. Think for a second.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >thinks for a second
            my thought is that you have short man syndrome. You're a seething manlet, as someone else said, and you don't look as good as the OP pic. you're mad at genetics, mad at the world, but most of all mad at yourself that you realize you could have done so much better and achieved so much more.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              No. I look objectively better. Better body. Better face. Looks like I have to dumb it down. What fricks with my head is when other midgets claim my height because then I see their bodies and feel like a super dwarf.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Then you will have no problem posting body. I'm a straight dude who's been married for three years, I don't intend to jack off to some midget on IST kek

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you really were swole anon you wouldn't be raging like this, you'd be confident in your own looks.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's not how it works, midwit. More muscle still = midget which is an embarrassment. Nothing about that is worthy of being prideful over

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm saying that we have no evidence that you're anything other than that you're a little person with a BMI of nearly 30 and you're super pissed off. Post body.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Okay. I'll post body. But only if you do first

              No, I realise BMI has its limitations, but not everyone with a BMI of 29.5 is muscular, many are just fatties. How have you calculated your bf%

              Read above

              >BMI is for low IQ Black folk. Even ronnie coleman would be considered "morbidly obese" when he won mr.olympia despite having single digit bf
              No such thing as healthy obese. Also it's not like you can be both obese and lean unless you're taking anabolics

              Calling prime ronnie obese is moronic

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Calling prime ronnie obese is moronic

                >literal definition of obese
                >NO YOU CAN'T SAY THAT
                lmao a midwit, a manlet, AND a fatty

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >moron fell for the BMI meme
                kek

                [...]
                >Calling prime ronnie obese is moronic
                The amount of stress on the heart and high blood pressure roidcucks have is comparable to a regular obese person.
                That's why most roidgays death are either heart failure or organ failure.

                It's because of ped abuse and shit diet. Probably lack of cardio too i.e. unhealthy heart

                https://i.imgur.com/pZ7m83P.jpg

                Sure okay, here you go. Your turn

                https://i.imgur.com/lXiVyXH.jpg

                And another.

                My lack of abs is less bf related and more so that I don't typically do abs. No pump either.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                go back to /plg/ little piggy lmao

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay, twink

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                i’m just joking brah you look huge and attractive to women

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Fatass posing behind his plates
                Poetry

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Another angle. Overall tiny as frick all things considered actually. Yes, fat can be trimmed, but overall muscle mass is lacking. All this to say that 180lb at my height is a b***h weight aka BMI is a meme

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                here you appear less fat. Your abs probably also are a 4 pack it seems.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think they are a 4 pack too, but too early to say tbh.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Abs are like any other muscle. They need to be trained. The thing is I've touched abs maybe like 3 times in 4 months. My bf is sufficient. I just need to actually do the training for them

                I have a similar body to you and it appeared to only be a 4 pack. My arms also look pretty weird compared to torso from the front. Sideways looked good as they were ok in thickness/wideness, but that shows more from the side. From the front they were no match to torso.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dude your bf% is probably 20-25%, there's no way you're under 20%. How did you calculate it?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >25%
                Anyways, lack of abs makes people look fatter even when they aren't. It makes or breaks aesthetics. If I trained abs properly and had defined ab striations, you wouldn't be saying this crap. As for what I did to "calculate" it. I eye balled it based off of google image estimates. Not hard science, Ik, but better than nothing and no, that's not 25% lmao

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I eye balled it based off of google image estimates
                Yeah I think you got it wrong. Perhaps not 25% but certainly not under 20%.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry, but you are a bit too fat for abs. But on the other hand your body is absolutely enough for hot girls. Face is way more important anyways.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Abs are like any other muscle. They need to be trained. The thing is I've touched abs maybe like 3 times in 4 months. My bf is sufficient. I just need to actually do the training for them

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >My bf is sufficient
                I'm glad your boyfriend is sufficient, but what about you?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's because of ped abuse and shit diet. Probably lack of cardio too i.e. unhealthy heart
                No, it's quite literally because of the amount of mass they acquire, it puts extra strain on the heart because it has to pump blood around all that excessive tissue, that's why roidgays often have issues with blood pressure management and take shit like cialis to bump it down.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://i.imgur.com/5WfTrCK.jpg

                Another angle. Overall tiny as frick all things considered actually. Yes, fat can be trimmed, but overall muscle mass is lacking. All this to say that 180lb at my height is a b***h weight aka BMI is a meme

                You look like you don't train at all bro.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Post body

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I was just being honest bro, if I saw you on the street, the thought that you work out would never cross my mind.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kek okay I'm the anon who posted body earlier and holy shit dude. You think you're more swole than the guy in the OP pic? Come on, bro, that's just delusional. Trips were wasted on you.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's 163lb. He's just more cut. If I were to cut to that same weight, I'd look smaller. In conclusion he's capping about his height. So actually I take back what I said about the swole thing. He looks more full because being shorter allows him to get the more swole look. Like come on. Compare my height to his. His body looks more stubbier. There's no way it's the same height. I don't buy it

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well, it's good that you admit you were wrong about the swole thing. I can't tell from your photos how tall you are, or from his photos how tall he is. Why does it matter to you so much?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because I have a napoleon complex and don't want to feel shorter than I actually am

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sure okay, here you go. Your turn

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                And another.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You there, OP? I posted body. You said you would. I think you didn't think I'd actually post body and never planned on doing so yourself, am I right?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >That's not how it works, midwit. More muscle still = midget which is an embarrassment. Nothing about that is worthy of being prideful over
            Thats not very nice

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also I think it's funny when some b***h twink lectures me. I'm 180lb, homosexual. No, it's not lard, homosexual. No, I'm not posting a pic either, twink.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If he’s frauding height then so is the guy next to him

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      they probably are just going by this pic:

      https://i.imgur.com/zLsEbB9.png

      >There's no fricking way he's actually 5'5", right?
      dr israelite claims 5'6 so probably not

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      If LL surgeries weren't a thing, I'd have roped by now. Fuuuuuuck thiiiiiiis. Mother frick. Even though they are both liars and closer to 5'2"-5'3", 5'5.5" ain't much better. Frick them for lying though because it fricks with my head

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those legs are comical

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bald for a man who's 5'5 to call other people midgets.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I ain't bald. On a serious note, I know I'm a midget, but every inch matters when you're short

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      those who are bald shouldn't throw stones at manlets

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    That’s the downside of getting wider when you are short. You’ll look even shorter

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're just digging yourself a hole, OP. Although I guess that's what dwarves do, so carry on

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP here. Okay fine I'll post a video instead, you frickers happy? This is me at work.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just did the forensics on this image and he's approximately 5'5" unless he's deadlifting with heel inserts

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think that image might be shooped, anon

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's a guy in my gym who's 5'3 I'd guess. Decently sized for how small he is and has a bit of strength but I feel so bad for him. I'm 5'11 and I utterly mog him. I've never seen an adult man that small.

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