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Lets get a motivational thread going, IST
I approve of the new life le epic troll face has gained.
>tax evasion is a serious crime
Welllp I think I might have schizophrenia
stop. stop. stop. STOP !
Doesn't have to be human evolution, it could stem from way earlier
We ecolved alongside H. neanderthaliensis, florensis etc. so it's plausible.
They just didn't look like us. Felt wrong.
Looks like a Polish woman
imagine how tight that prehistoric pussy would be. nothing but running and fighting and primal fucking woulda made that tacklebox snap tighter than a mare
Not how pussies work
>internet virgins telling each other how pussies work
that really oonggas my boonggas
Yes, now ~~*who*~~ looks a lot like neanderthals these days?
If someone was pale from puking and shidding because they drank a bunch of stagnant lake water that would be a trigger that would make you want to avoid them. They're human, but something looks wrong about them. They're diseased. In that same scenario, the presence of someone puking makes you want to puke because you might have gotten some river water too.
The evolutionary impulse doesn't necessarily mean your ancestors spent thousands of years playing among us.
IMO it probably served more to make us afraid of corpses etc and encouraged us to bury our dead.
I'm done drank some green swamp water with a crazy straw 'n now I don't feel too good, I tell ya.
>average ~~*evolution*~~ fan
These people give me the 'uncanny' feeling:
hair: widow’s peak hairline; often dark, curly (could be any color); often receding or bald[ing]; sparse
ears: earlobes attached to jawline; low set ears; often protruding; ‘rat/rodent-like’; larger, especially upper ear
chin: weak; receding; low/slanting
jaw: heavy; broad cheekbones/maxillae
forehead: narrow; receding (acute angle when viewed in profile);
skull: occiput (back of head): flattened/high; abnormally low skull: brachycephalic (round headed)
eyebrows: arched; bushy eyes: almond/asiatic/’squinty’ shaped; ‘lizard-like’; thick/fleshy eyelids; ‘sleepy’; laterally drooping; ‘pop’ eyes (protruding laterally)
eyelids (lower): ‘puffy’
nose: convex; ‘hooked’; noticeable ‘hump’ in top portion; resembles a ‘6’ in profile view; long and narrow;
face: long; thin; ‘pinched'(narrow)
mouth: gaping; frog (slim/wide/pronounced); mouth opening larger than normal
skin tone: ‘corpse-like’; pasty; sallow; yellow
That reminds me of something I can't really put my finger on... now what could it be?
for me it is when someone’s jawline is wider than their neck and you can see their jaw protruding from behind them.
Dead bodies. Not le epic skinwalker
consciousness is for survival. free will doesnt exist. we are just organic "computers" which is probably why we had the idea to invent them
>consciousness is for survival
>free will doesnt exist
>we are just organic "computers" which is probably why we had the idea to invent them
Nah dawg. Consciousness is not a computation
Or uncanny valley exists so we stay away from corpes - since they spread disease and all that
Pseudointellectual bullshit. How perfect for this site
Neanderthals eat human babies
We tried to kill them into extinction
Today they call themselves garden gnomes and they are still the enemy of mankind
Half a million children go missing every single year in the USA alone
Bros help me.
I;ve been going to the gym for 3 months now, 6 days a week and Ive only been gaining weight. I'm 6'6" and coming up on 400 pounds and I fucking hate it.
Lifting and cardio (bike and treadmill and doing extended sessions on the weekends.
Only eating chicken breast, broccoli and rice for lunch and dinner, with a protein shake after the weekend workouts.
What am I doing wrong. I want to just kill myself Im so fucking tired of being fat. It affects every part of your life and you don't know it until its too late.
Fast simple as
You're gaining muscle.
You are not doing anything wrong. I would ensure you are getting enough sleep. Stay the course and you will reap the fruits you have sown. It will take time, but you will make it.
Is that image actually real or bait
Unironically ignorant and racist and PROBLEMATIC as fuck, typical Anglocentrism but so egregious I can hardly believe this would actually get published
Would like to see the one about blackness in the US.
This is literally just liberalism
Fuck off leftist. Even the most degernate liberal is worth more than a hundred leftists
might be muscle, hard to tell unless you have before and after scans from a specialist. try measuring your food on a scale to see how much you are truly eating.
Get a tracker that measures your heartbeat and steps, like a fitbit (or Chinese knockoff) and input your height and weight, it will tell you pretty accurately what you are burning.
A lot of people count calories IN without ever tracking OUT which is like measuring all the furniture in IKEA to see if it'll fit in your apartment without ever measuring the apartment.
The only explanation is that you are burning less than you think, or eating more than you think. I fully believe you are trying hard anon, you just need some data to help you out.
Godspeed bro, if you want it enough you will do it.
>it will tell you pretty accurately what you are burning
Stupid question, is what it says on my band including my TDEE? Or is it the total sum of what I've burned in a day, accounting for what it takes to just be alive?
Like, at the end of the day, should the number of calories burned on my wrist be more than the number of calories consumed in my tracking app? Or is that just additional calories burned via movement and exercise? Again, complete retard question, I know, but I'm a novice recovering fatty who's made some excellent progress so far and this might explain why I've started to plateau despite doing 30-60 mins of weights every other day along with 16/8 intermittent fasting.
Eat less, you are supposed to be hungry especially before sleep. If youre not then you are eating enough to maintain.
>you are supposed to be hungry especially before sleep
No. In fact, when you're hungry, your body goes into panic mode and prevents you from sleeping. But you are indeed supposed to only eat lightly before sleeping.
Just don't eat for long periods of time. It's honestly that easy.
You are lying about your food intake. You need to be honest about your overreating.
if youre being honest about your food intake, what worked for me (i used to be around 300) was buying a kitchen scale, measuring, and recording everything you eat. even if its just for a day, it'll be a good perspective on how many calories you're actually consuming
I wonder what the PeePee-size he's going to chisel himself.
look where hes about to make his next strike, if thats gonna be the tip of his dong it'll be as long as his forearm.
Civilized society has always depicted a small genitalia as the perfect male form
Large genitalia is animalistic and unnecessary
Sex is not supposed to be about a woman's pleasure
Sex is for the male to reproduce and spread his genes
It's NEVER about the woman's pleasure
Big dick men are weak feminists
I've been having dreams every night about fighting people. I heard it might be a side effect of zinc loading (I eat sunflower seeds). What we really need is Lord Jesus Christ.
dad beat his ass
Easily obtainable in less than one year unless your starting body is obese
>still no abs
>haven't been to the gym since 2019 because of a degree I was doing then mask mandates in gyms
>first time going in almost three years
>feel like I've lost strength
>can't even do all the machines in my routine
>decide to just bike back home
>on way out, cross huge guy
>check how much weight he's putting on the machine
>it's less than I did
>bike back home
>muscles feel huge
>check in mirror
>they are indeed huge
>decide to google
>apparently, muscles get vascularized during exercise
>my muscles weren't gone, just shriveled from devascularization
>take blood pressure
>it's way down
>muscles weren't gone, just asleep
>had high blood pressure because blood wasn't going to my muscles
It's never too late.
We're all gonna milk it bros.
>threw away pickles and tomatoes
imagine the mental state of the dudes jacking off to this kind of stuff, damn...
100% he's a 40k fan and space marine player, they probably popped their first boner reading a codex as a kid
This is why I play Tau
imagine the mental state of the dudes jacking off to this kind of stuff, damn...
is this really a fetish? wtf
Yes It is most likely came from the sonic and furry scat community and eventually evolved to this.
second image is giving me chud laney ball vibes
Looks like Thor Bjornsson if he went mass monster mode.
post the one with the slaves carrying him
toppest kek who made this shit
he’s literally me
did he make it bros?
That's mexico so probably no sadly
This image hurts so much
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