Mountain Biking

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, but if you're not careful, you will get yourself seriously hurt. Wear protection amd enjoy probably the most fun form of biking ever.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just started a couple months ago going out about twice a week (on top of my normal workout routine), and Ive been dropping weight like crazy. Which is a bad thing for me since Im already scrawny as shit. Legs are getting thicker though. Just make sure you eat enough to make up for the extra cardio and you should be good.

      Also listen to this Anon, helmet and gloves are essential, and get some padded shorts or underwear too so your taint doesnt get torn to shreds

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >get some padded shorts or underwear too so your taint doesnt get torn to shreds
        Listen to this. I did not and regret it.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          look at the big padded seat I use

          https://i.imgur.com/gbHjwXu.jpg

          I love my electric mountain bike.
          I can do what used to be a 2 day hiking trip in one afternoon

          20 bucks at walmart

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This
      >t. Got a concussion and scraped the shit out of my arm last week after I sent a sick jump a little too hard

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This

      Former sponsored bmx rider here, but dabbled in mountain biking, cx and now just do road bike for cardio. I have broken collar, nose, elbow, hand 4x, wrist 2x, ankle, and a knee. Also knocked myself out 5x only once was really serious and broke the collar bone at the same time, woke up 2 hours later not knowing where I was. It's a young man's game and even though they can repair you to some extent not even the best doctors can get you to 100% again. CTE is also real as frick.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        dam u must be shit at biking lmoa

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >road biking
          >every bone in his body broken
          typical BIKEtroony who blocks traffic and blows through intersections while shrieking SHARE THE ROAD every time a car honks the horn to prevent a deadly accident.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Wear protection
      dont see how condoms will help

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Depends how big you are. Either way, no. Mountain biking can be quite suited to people wanting muscular frames due to the amount of explosive energy required for uphill sprints. As the other anon said though, you can seriously frick yourself up stacking it.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based Pilgs enjoyer

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Today is gonna be epic!

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nah dude it's rad. Haven't gotten a chance to take it my new one I got last month on an MB trail yet but it's been a blast just riding it through local normie paved park paths zipping around at like 20+ mph.
    Makes you feel like a kid again.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a blast. What bike did you get?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got this thing, the specialized status 140. I dirtbike too so i'm not really worried about being hurt seems way safer than that

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love my electric mountain bike.
    I can do what used to be a 2 day hiking trip in one afternoon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Except you don't actually "do" the hiking trip, do you? You fart about on top of your gay little bike that takes all the effort and accomplishment out of travelling. You are a hubristic small-souled moderner.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hike all the time. Not all trails allow bikes or are even possible to be biked due to terrain.
        I just spent a week at Valley of Fire state park hiking every trail in the park and did many off trail scrambles.
        What have you done lately and why do you care that I sometimes want to a take what would be a grueling 20 mile, 2-day hike and turn it into a more leisurely afternoon ebike ride?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Its the journey not the destination

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            And I had a great journey on my ebike.
            Cant wait to do it again next week.
            Are you absolutely filled with rage now homosexual?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              no, i am filled with pity.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              You win this argument if you're not fat.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                why does everyone say ebikers are fat?
                I've never seen a fatty on an ebike.
                That's just bullshit spouted by the BIKEtroonyS who larp as lance armstrong on their way to the organic market to buy kale.
                I have seen some really old people on them tho who probably arent able to use a regular bike.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Also why are you cheating by taking a regular mountain bike on a trail?
            You should be hiking because its the journey not the destination.
            And did you drive to the trail head to go on your homosexual bike ride?
            Again you cheating.
            You cheat just like a roidtroony.
            That makes you a BIKEtroony. And you wear pink spandex like a troony too.
            BIKEtroonyS BTFO

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Justify taking the easy option however you want, all anyone sees is your lazy fat ass going up the hill powered by bosch.

          20 miles takes 2 days to walk but is rideable? You must be a fat sweaty american.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I can do a 20 mile hike in a day if I wanted to but why? I can also trail run it in a day I guess.
            Why arent you trail running instead of regular biking since the only thing that matters to you is exerting maximum physical effort?
            Instead of mountain biking, you should be running full speed to the mountain bike trail and then run that whole trail on foot too. Or are you too fat to do this?
            Why does it bother you that some people who are on a trip only have limited time to go places and want to take a leisurely ebike ride up a canyon instead instead of an all out balls to the wall "epic ride, man" at full exertion?
            Maybe I'm also tired from the last 3 days of hiking and just want to relax and look at the scenery.
            You're just another little pink spandex BIKEtroony who pedals around town blocking traffic and pretending you're in the Tour de France.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Come on fatty, lets see who's thinner you or pic rel

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >all anyone sees is your lazy fat ass going up the hill powered by bosch.
            Normal people arent like that tho only BIKEtroonyS.
            People always ask if its an ebike and when I stop to show them they all say the same thing "I gotta get one of those!"

            https://i.imgur.com/32XRWsN.jpg

            Come on fatty, lets see who's thinner you or pic rel

            Literally the only argument you have is "you're fat", which is not an argument. And I'm not even fat.
            You're literally mentally ill (just like troonys) if you think the only reason to ride a bike is to pedal as hard and fast as possible or else you're "cheating".

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >And I'm not even fat.
              So may lies

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                why are you even the internet and not pedaling around full speed right now on your gay bike?
                The only thing that matters to you is maximum physical effort 100% of the time or you are cheating so why are sitting on your ass now?
                I bet you're fat.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Which gay bike would that be? Unlike your poor fat ass I've got a few of each, and they didn't come from walmart either..

                Anyways you're pretty boring, so I might go for a ride. Try and catch up when your shit has finished charging.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >my bike costs more than yours that means I'm better than you
                the mental state of bike troonys
                Do you realize that bicycles are TOYS. You are a grown man who makes playing with toys his whole identity.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Come to think of it, most of these BIKEtroonyS I see pedaling around larping as lance armstrong are all a bit on the flabby side. I guess they're not pedaling hard enough.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How is the maintenance on these? I usually ride a normal MTB but it would be nice to just chill.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        really not much.
        The only really pain in the ass is changing the back tire if you get a flat because the motor is the rear hub and you have to disconnect all the cables.
        Wear out break pads alot quicker because you're going fast and the bike is heavy

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You got a mountain bike and a car? So lucky. I would swap mountain biking for gym any day.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    lmao you little babies in my thread debating about e bikes vs hiking. I rode 50miles in the mountains yesterday on my dirtbike, burned 2000 calories and still made it home for dinner. If you want to experience nature dirtbiking is the only way it is like doing 10 hikes in a day and it's actually fun instead of just looking at trees for 3 hours. The only problem is its really expensive with the gas and maintenance costs me like $100 every time I ride.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      B-B-B-BUT Y-YOU'RE FAT

      t. biketroony

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I literally cant go IST, by day is too fricking hot, by night it's full of criminals.

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