Murderers be like BUT WHERE DO THEY GET THEIR PROTEIN FROM?

Murderers be like BUT WHERE DO THEY GET THEIR PROTEIN FROM? This guy is natty and eats leaves, plant based chads where are we at

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >BBBUT YOU CAN'T GET BIG WITHOUT MURDERING INNOCENT ANIMALS

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck you, I eat Elephant for dinner every night of the week and you can't stop me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Low IQ retard doesn't understand that each organism works in a different way due to environmental reasons while also discarding that the human species have been an onmivorous species eating insects, meat, fruits, vegetables and grains in order to satisfy their nutritiounal needs and that foccusing on just one kind of nutrient while neglecting the others just show how we have failed as species and OP should be sent to Africa in order to get smashed by a hippo or something

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he wrote that entire thing for an ironic shitpost

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You are not fooling anyone

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>Low IQ retard doesn't understand that each organism works in a different way due to environmental reasons while also discarding that the human species have been an onmivorous species eating insects, meat, fruits, vegetables and grains in order to satisfy their nutritiounal needs and that foccusing on just one kind of nutrient while neglecting the others just show how we have failed as species and OP should be sent to Africa in order to get smashed by a hippo or something

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HOLY GUACAMOLE I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah just have a nice day OP and be reborn as an elelephant or a gorilla, then you can live as a vegan

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are you a gorilla with a gorilla digestive system?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Murderers are already coping ITT

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Google cellulose digestion

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The garden gnomes invented this term so you won't become a vegan chad like me

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We have to give a Gorilla a gym. We just have to see a glimmer of their potential. Their terrifying potential

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And a full cycle

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If we trained them I bet they could bench 7 plates easy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gorillas have tiny peckers doe

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          True, although I bet they could make up for it with their strength and cardio

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >gorillas
            >cardio

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, they have much better cardio than people naturally

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, not even close. Even an untrained person can run a marathon, a maxxed out gorilla couldn't even run half.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >an untrained person can run a marathon

                Your not being serious

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Are you dumb?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But check out those triceps

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And do tell me, how often and for how long do gorillas eat this highly muscle-stimulating diet each day?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gorillas are stronger than people because they live more wholesome lives. Gorillas live in family packs, where they all look out for eachother and clean eachother. Gorillas don’t hate or kill eachother like people do. They live peaceful lives traveling their domain and eating plants and shit they like. If you were that positive you would be strong, too.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I prefer chimps, they eat babies

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Chimps wage war on each other’s tribes and stuff, this is why they are smaller and weaker than gorillas.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But their brains are bigger
          So the highest brain move is to have no society we must embrace anarchism and our bodies must shrink and our brains expand

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chimps wage war on each other’s tribes and stuff, this is why they are smaller and weaker than gorillas.

      Chimps gang up and murder families of gorillas. Gorillas regularly get hunted and killed by leopards. Gorillas are the most overrated, overhyped fucking animal there is. I can't believe that there are people who geniunely believe that a silverback could take down a Grizzly bear.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gorillas actually kill other gorillas babies.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They have different sort of digestive organs than humans and different chromosomes.

    You are simply just retarded, they also eat their own shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OP here, I also eat my own shit. You say that like it's a bad thing you flesh desecrator.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know feel like gorillas are kindred spirits cause you also have a 2 inch microdick but for the last time, you are not a gorilla, you are an omnivore, your diet should look more like a grizzly's or a wolf's then a gorillas.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You are a Homo Sapien (emphasis on the homo for you). That is a Gorilla. You do not have same digestive system. They grow their own protein via the bacteria in their digestive tract. They consume vegetation all day, the vegetation is consumed by the bacteria and in turn it ferments into/ creates proteins. You cannot do this. You did not evolve to do this, you are a human and evolved to eat whatever the fuck you could get ideally meat.
    You are on to something however, you evolved to have a Gorillas IQ. I guess that’s a start.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You are a Homo Sapien
      Holy shit I'm so tired of you sciencefags trying to inject gay into everything. I'm a HETERO sapien fuck off

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So if I get a gorilla poop, get it transpalnted into me, and get some it's bacteria in my gut Flora, I too can digest plant material and convert to protein?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Your ratio of small intestine/large intestine is still wrong. Also the muscles in your gut are probably not running the correct program either.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Our DYEL bodies are a spiritual punishment for being murderers. God literally gave gorillas free gains just for existing and eating leaves. Return to tradition.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cant make satured fat outta fiber
    its ogre human bros....

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You are mot a gorilla. Also gorillas are gross. I get depressed without regular meat consumption

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cool digits, but depression is not real, you probably just have vitamin deficiency.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I take multivitamins.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If your diet is really bad then that's not enough.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            My diet is really good. I just get depressed without flesh. It probably has to do with creatine.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Either that or L-Carnitine, look into supplementing them. Even if you aren't deficient in it cause it's basically healthy viagra.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I used to take carnitine and I basically never noticed a difference. When I used to take creatine I noticed some things. Can't remember if it mentally did anything. Gonna get back on it soon I just want to finish cutting.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I read something that said gorillas have a special gut bacteria that feeds on the plants and then the bacteria itself is digested. The bacteria itself is where most of the protein comes from but its fed on leaves. It's like a factory farm within its own stomach. Human's don't have this. It sounds far out but I believe it. Also there's obvious factor of genes and hormones etc.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same as cows. They're basically ruminants. We should eat them.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >gyno
      >roidgut
      Not even gorillabros natty no more baka for shame my bro fr fr no cap bruh.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wtf it corrected baka to baka? Why? Who runs this fucking website?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Someone left wing. Hence the groomer board. He also deleted /qa/ because they kept raiding the groomer board in protest of it's existence.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The lefties want me to type out shaking my head, what a devilish plan! Curse you Biden and your shitty fucking autocorrects you geriatric hack!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Groomer board? /lgbt/?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >/lgbt/?
              All of them

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I mostly use IST, some /int/ and IST, and occasionally IST. I dislike /int/ because of how trannified it's become, but I enjoy flag posting and the casual discussion.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >people are gorillas
    Only morons, anon, only morons.

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