My armpits are always smelly, bros. How to circumvent this?

My armpits are always smelly, bros. How to circumvent this?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I noticed this too when I switched to aluminum free deodorant. But it's kind of a nice musky smell, so maybe you have low t op

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      healthy armpits do not stink. Stench comes from colonies of bacteria, if you have this problem, loose weight, wash daily (must!!), and shave, Come back in a month following this routine and tell me how well it worked..

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yes. just typed the same thing. It amazes me that (not taking op in consideration since i don't know anything about his/her personal life but in general..) overweight people with lack of hygiene complain about bacteria multiplying on their bodes..

        I am not fat and I wash daily. I am a bit of a sweater though.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Stop wearing the sweater, maybe it's causing you to perspirate

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Dont shave unless you are a homosexual (in which case you should have a nice day) always trim not shave

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Frick off, the hairs tangle and it hurts.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Loose weight. Wash. Loose weight, also wash.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Shave your armpits, and exfoliate the skin with wash rag every few days. Shaving armpits is essential for both men and women, same goes with the downstairs.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yes. just typed the same thing. It amazes me that (not taking op in consideration since i don't know anything about his/her personal life but in general..) overweight people with lack of hygiene complain about bacteria multiplying on their bodes..

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Shaving armpits is essential
      are there really men who shave their arm pits?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        when it stars peeking out a t shirt sleeve it's time to shave anon

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >t. Queer eye for the straight anon

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Men nowadays have been brainwashing into hating masculinity, body hair, manhood, etc.

        They are all practically trannies. Sad really.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >anon said while attaching a picture of what seems to be a gay pornstar

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Gay men are the embodiment of manliness. You straight incels will never know what masculinity is for you hate it, you literally tro to be creepy male feminists hating on "toxic masculinity" just so women don't scream "RAPE" when you get near them

            Straight men are mistake.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Nice headcanon. You should write more it’s a fascinating peer into the mind of a gay moron.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Nowadays some men are also so fragile that they see anything that doesn't conform to their misplaced interpretation of manlihood as an attack on their "manlihood", even though those things are purely practical considerations, or random shit based on taste.

          They are the trannies deep down because they don't truly believe they are men and they are desperately trying to fill out an arbitrary checklist of traits in order to try and identify with genuine masculinity. Sad really.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      people who shave their armpits and groin are fricking disgusting. all you're doing is fricking with your skin and giving yourself ingrown hair. you literally have to be a woman to think exfoliation does anything for you. just go take a bath once in a while Jesus Christ

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >IM A HECKIN MAN IM NOT GOONG EXFOLIATE!!!!! WE ISED TO ROLL AROUND IN THE MUD AND FRICK BOYS WHAT HAAPPENED TO MEN??????

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yes.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Your opinion has much less weight than the dingleberries in your butthole. It’s funny how pricks like you don’t shave their pubic hair and armpits and also tell people beards are ugly and should shave them. Get out of here babyfaced stinker.

          Are you guys moronic? Literally just fricking take a normal bath with normal soap and normal water whenever you stink or after you shit, and you should have no stink. Trim if you want, never shave.
          You guys are shills for razors and shaving cream because that industry is so backwards it needs shills.
          People who shave their groin and armpit have that distinct scent to them. I can sniff them out before they open their arms or legs. This is very anecdotal, but I swear people who shave their folds have something bacterial festering in there.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >shills
            cope

            shaving your pubes is for actual homosexuals

            virgin

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            shaving your pubes is for actual homosexuals

            Not shaving increases the bacteria festival and the stink. Even better if you pluck the hairs but I ain’t going through all that. (The follicles produces the milky sweat that comes out your armpits and groin)
            And if you need shaving cream to shave these areas you’re just a baby. Just buy a damn trimmer and it’ll last you years. The shave doesn’t have to be perfect baby smooth

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              never shaved my pubes, never will. im not a swimmer or some homosexual that needs to be hairless for his grinder hookups

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Swimmers shave their legs and arms which is unnecessary and not the point here. Hookups don’t matter sos boils the matter if you have a full bush cuz you’ll never see them again. So your points are invalid, moron

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                so theres no reason to shave your pubes unless youre a prissy homosexual . use soap queer

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Confirmed incel

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                confirmed homosexual. you shave your chest too?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Not need to shave any body hair or face, except armpits and groin/butthole, so no.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >shaves butthole

                Kek 100% gay

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                More like 100% clean. Homosexuality is one of the dirtiest things on earth.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You shave your butthole? What, for your man to come and frick you? No woman gives a frick on whether or not your butthole is shaved unless she's a major fujoshi or wants to shove a dildo up your ass. homosexual.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >shaves butthole

                Kek 100% gay

                t. the same guys in the shit-wiping thread who walk around with turd-crusted ass hairs forming dreadlocks in their crack all day, stinking up the whole room.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You just clean your ass properly stupid, not cutting a frictionless gay hole into it you fricking fairy.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I've posted there, my solution remains take a bath after you shit. Like, wipe and then bathe. Never shit in a public bathroom.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                That's too difficult

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              My hygiene is fine. I don't smell bad, but that's hard to prove on the internet. Literally just take a bath.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          shaving your pubes is for actual homosexuals

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Not shaving is for dirty homosexuals. Being a real man includes having good hygiene, being top-tier as you can for your wife, just as she does/should do for you.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Being a real man includes

              being a real man includes shooting yourself in the head

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              My wife is unshaven. I don't want her to shave, it's fricking gross.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Your wife is fricking gross, might as well drink each other’s piss

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Liking shaved women is sus as frick, borderline pedo shit. Natural is better

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You're fricking gross and you're more likely to give a woman you frick a bacterial infection.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                What's wrong with drinking piss? What are you some kind of pissless pussy? homosexual, have a nice day.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >shaving your pubes is for actual homosexuals
            You have to be 18 to post here. How are you going to lose your virginity if she cant even find your dick among the jungle you have growing between your pants???

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Sounds like a you problem anon.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I don't like it when my boyfriend shaves his pubes though.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Your opinion has much less weight than the dingleberries in your butthole. It’s funny how pricks like you don’t shave their pubic hair and armpits and also tell people beards are ugly and should shave them. Get out of here babyfaced stinker.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I love popping ingrown hairs, cope and seethe.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Kys

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Homo

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So what? Stop being such a princess will ya?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      kek found a stinker.. anon take a bath fCs people around you will thank you.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Try using deodorant

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is that report of the week?

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I normally don't have body odor, but when I'm nervous my pits release a very noticeable smell. Like my ex's could tell by the smell that I was nervous. What deodorant is best to prevent this.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I think that's normal. stress sweat. just try to calm down really. worrying about it makes it worse. if someone fusses you for getting worried or nervous that's kind of a them problem at that point.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sniff them while you lift for a free test boost

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cavemen itt who think not taking care of themselves is manly.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Your pussy and armpits stink anyway, no matter how many products you use on them. Just go take a fricking bath without cutting up your skin or shoving xenoestrogens and microplastics in your pores. Just go exfoliate your fat rolls and moisturize your body by drinking water instead of using 9 different lotions. Skin care is a scam.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Avoiding other points made in this thread on purpose
        >having fat rolls
        Confirmed fat moron

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Do you not have reading comprehension? Let me break it down for you, I'm accusing the other poster of having a stinky pussy and pits. As this person has a stinky pussy and pits, they also have fat rolls because those are stinky. If they want them to not stink, they should go and ""exfoliate"" them by taking a fricking bath. You are the fat moron.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I agree with the exfoliation, but shaving enhances this

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >pussy
        >fat rolls
        Cope, cleanlet. Nobody is using 9 different aluminum based skin care products. Your loneliness is the product of your self neglect.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Would you let me smell them haha

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    my armpit sweat smells like freshly cut grass, is that normal?

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Gently exfoliate when you shower.
    I should care to mention you should be showering also.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    1. Pit hair absolutely traps odors and provides a breeding ground for bacteria which will make your pits stink much faster. When I let my pit hair grow out, my armpits get noticeably stinkier, like you can smell them almost immediately after a shower.

    2. Wash your t-shirts inside out, if you need to try pre-soaking the pit areas with a baking soda solution (or vinegar). The seams of most t-shirts you wear, if you get stinky in them, will have a colony of bacteria in them and they will re-infest your pits soon after you put the t-shirt on. I've noticed that some of my shirts it's impossible to wear anymore because even after a shower, the shirt fresh out of the wash, I wear it for 30 minutes and the pits are already starting to smell funky. Sometimes the only option is the nuclear option - throw the shirt out.

    3. Do not use antiperspirants

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      1. You will smell like pit hair bacteria
      2. You will smell like vinegar. I agree on tossing the shirt if it really stinks, but why not just wash it a few times??
      3. You will smell like dirty sweat.

      Just take a bath and wash your clothes and wear deodorant. Don't wear deodorant when you're just at home though, give your body a break.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        1. Yes, that's why I shave my pits and recommend all other men to do the same. Nobody wants to see a giant bush of pit pubes sticking out of your t-shirt sleeve either, by the way.

        2. You pre-soak the smelly pit area in vinegar, then wash the shirt normally. The vinegar helps kill the bacteria that cause the stink.

        3. I don't get the correlation with this one, sorry.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Do not use antiperspirants
      redpill me on antiprespirants

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Antiperspirants work by clogging your pores, trapping sweat . You know how you get pimples because your facial pores get blocked and bacteria go crazy? Same thing but now there's more moisture for bacteria to go crazy.

        I use Arm & Hammer aluminum free deodorant. It just deodorizes. I don't know if the active ingredient in it is linked to cancers like how the aluminum in antiperspirants is linked to breast cancer.

        1. Yes, that's why I shave my pits and recommend all other men to do the same. Nobody wants to see a giant bush of pit pubes sticking out of your t-shirt sleeve either, by the way.

        2. You pre-soak the smelly pit area in vinegar, then wash the shirt normally. The vinegar helps kill the bacteria that cause the stink.

        3. I don't get the correlation with this one, sorry.

        1. Pit hair absolutely traps odors and provides a breeding ground for bacteria which will make your pits stink much faster. When I let my pit hair grow out, my armpits get noticeably stinkier, like you can smell them almost immediately after a shower.

        2. Wash your t-shirts inside out, if you need to try pre-soaking the pit areas with a baking soda solution (or vinegar). The seams of most t-shirts you wear, if you get stinky in them, will have a colony of bacteria in them and they will re-infest your pits soon after you put the t-shirt on. I've noticed that some of my shirts it's impossible to wear anymore because even after a shower, the shirt fresh out of the wash, I wear it for 30 minutes and the pits are already starting to smell funky. Sometimes the only option is the nuclear option - throw the shirt out.

        3. Do not use antiperspirants

        Vinegar is going to make your shirt wear out faster. Exfoliate your armpits so dead skin doesn't rub off and stick to your shirt.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Stop eating curry and coriander

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Stop being Indian

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wash them with bar soap every day.
    And watch what your diet - specifically eating curry spices will cause B.O. to be excreted from your pits within hours after eating it.
    Garlic and a few other spices also do this, but it's very noticeable with some curry spice mixes.

    Another factor is sneed oil.
    If you only good saturated fats like cheese and coconut oil, your skin should start to have a fresh smell after about one year of strictly avoiding da sneeds. Eating a spoonful of coconut oil also causes the smell temporarily, but if you keep eating saturated fats and avoiding PUFAs, then the smell becomes permanent. Sneed oil causes a rancid, rotting smell to the skin, because the oil is literally going rancid.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    stop using soap. my armpits used to smell like until I stopped

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You don't need to shave. Shower at night and when you're fully dry under your arms apply a liberal amount of antiperspirant (I use Nivea 48 hour spray). It works best when applied when you're dry and clean and allowed to sit overnight as long as you're not sweating in your sleep. All antiperspirant is like this. Don't shower in the morning. You will notice it will protect you all day and you will not smell.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Makes no difference girls will frick you anyway... notice how they always put their nose into your smelly armpit the morning after. If you point this out they will deny.

    Didn't really shower for weeks at a time after reading too much mike ma but fcked more girls than at any other point in my life.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it's basically bacterial poop
    they are feeding on the goyslop that your body is trying to get rid of

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    my smell went away when i switched from antiperspirants to regular deodorants, but for some reason every single market and drug store in this city no longer sell deodorants so i have this "background smell" again since 6 months ago. antiseptic powder also works great and has the benefit of making you smell liek a baby but the problem is that it requires a lot of maintenance.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    take a shower and use soap you sack of shit

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Mix the juice of 1 or 2 lemons with a tsp of baking soda
    >apply in armpit and let dry
    >remove and shoer
    >Do this once every 2 weeks
    you will see(smell) results immediatly.
    >inb4 Im white and my skin is fragile
    No it doesnt hurt your armpits, I wish I knew this back in HS

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You don't. You embrace your pheromones.
    You shove the nose of women directly into your pits.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      based but that only works if your diet is not garbage

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Do you know what circumvent means?

  26. 1 year ago
    ........

    get a bottom they will huff it...........
    if not.........
    its not a bottom in my book..........

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Homosexuality is wrong, and it's proliferation isn't accepted on this board.

      • 1 year ago
        ........

        i would snowball my much largwr than u big cat bvll cum into ur mouth but id rathwr rip out my vwind than touch ur mouth or allow u to tastw hid cum..........

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You are proof homosexuals are mentally ill and cannot be reasoned with.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    my penis always smellz no matter how much i wash. What is wrong with me?

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    1. Shave armpits (duh)
    2. Clean armpits with 96% alcohol once a week (the smell is bacteria that are shitting out the sweat they eat, alcohol will kill the c**ts)
    3. Take a reasonably cold shower after workouts and clean vigorously with just water (also, your body starts releasing growth hormone when your muscles cool down after a workout so, double win)
    4. Cool down your room before going to bed (the colder your room is, the less you sweat during your sleep, which is when most of the sweat and stink in your armpits accumulates. also colder room equals lower body temperature during sleep equals better sleep)

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lots of stupid remarks in this thread. Smelling bad is a result of stress-hormones. Healthy people (given that there are not too many of those left) don't smell bad just automatically. If you smell bad and nothing stressful has happened to you, that means you probably have elevated cortisol, prolactin, etc.

    It's not a matter of using more chemicals or taking more showers. Smelling bad doesn't mean you are dirty, it means you are stressed. I was in your shoes some years ago, having to shower every day and still use deodorant in order to not stink. After fixing the stress issue I do not just begin to stink randomly. My odor is the same if I showered 30 minutes ago as if I haven't showered in a week, it doesn't matter.

    In short, you need to reduce stress. That likely entails eating less starch, more sugar, a good amount of protein and minimal amounts of poly-unsaturated fats. In short: read Ray Peat.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Adding onto this. What do you people think smelling bad is? It isn't just there being dirt on your skin, that doesn't smell. Odor is something coming from the inside of your body, being excreted, and being oxidized. Removing the bad smell is not about cleaning your skin, that doesn't do anything. It's just about stopping your body from excreting the stuff in the first place. The "smelly stuff" isn't on your skin.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >lots of stupid remakrs in this thread
      >goes on to post the most idiotic thing said so far.

      Phew.
      The only effect stress would have on your B.O is you would sweat more. It's already been explained in this thread. If your armpits smell even though you washed them in the past hour then you have a bacterial problem. You need to shave them and use rubbing alcohol to kill off the specific species of bacteria that is producing the stronger odour.

      Please stop listening to woo-woo feelings based remedies and just kill the fricking bacteria.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What tf do you think causes the bacterial overgrowth?

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Try showering with just water, frick soap.
    Worked for me at least.

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have noticed that when I drink a lot of west tea or soft drinks with caffeine my armpits get smelly faster. I’m not sure if it’s the sugar or the caffeine but it’s one of them. When I fast I can go 2 or 3 days without showering and have zero odor. Whatever is making you stink on the outside is something you are putting on the inside. Abstain and figure out what it is.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      *sweet tea

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Jeez bro I wonder if maybe possibly the caffeine elevating your bodily stress levels could be contributing to more sweat, oil, and other secretions which make you smell? It’s a fricking mystery honestly idk.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This thread is proof this board is infested with fatties, twinks, and women.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >infested
      You're saying that as if they are not already the established mainstay of this board.

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Only people with a wife / gf get to speak about body odours, if you don't have one, shut up and read.

    1. Shave, this will reduce the number of bacteria that live there and it will be easier to clean

    2. Was in the morning and before bed

    3. Use deodorant after you was, everytime.

    4.the deodorant before bed can be a roll-on or something light that hidratates, and in the morning you use an antiperspirant

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off stupid brainwashed boomer, odours are natural.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >deodorant in bed
      why would you do that to your sheets

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Body odor varies between girls. Generally I’ve noticed the smaller the girl, the less she smells. I mean I only have a sample size of like 7 girls but it’s seemed consistent enough. I was with this 5’5 petite latina who just never smelled. Even after we’d go clubbing and dance for like 3 hours straight she seemingly didn’t break a sweat or smell of anything bad.
      Meanwhile the 5’9 girl i dated would smell like a fricking dude straight out of the shower. Guessing testosterone and all that.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You straight men are so pathetic. Enjoy your divorce rape and raising Tyrone's son.

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Eat a cleaner diet, stop eating processed foods.

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Shave, may be use vinegar

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The neck pill even applies to women

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