My Fat Ass Wife

>Stay at home mom
>Refuses to clean, cook, do laundry, dishes, etc
>Demands fast food every night even if I say I can cook (everything I make is "gross")
>Lays in bed and makes 3 year old daughter stay in bed until 11am so she can read dirty fanfics
>Spent so much money on food I literally missed the gym two days in a row due to not having the gas money to make it there

I'm just gonna give up bros.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like a nightmare bro, I'm not as strong as you

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >everything I make is "gross"

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So why did you marry her in the first place?
    Surely you should have seen her degenerate behavior while you were dating.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She was actually fit even we were going out and then after marriage she decided to be a stay at home mother and became this pile of human shit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Being fit means nothing. If she's reading erotic fanfiction over getting your daughter out of bed and you didn't catch this before you married her, then clearly you weren't paying attention.
        In any case, you're in this mess, you have to clean it up. I would not suggest divorce in any capacity unless she cheats on you.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Love from Kazakhstan

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The older I get, the more I understand this lil homie.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What branch of service, my money is on marine or army

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is literally my worst nightmare. I'm getting second-hand suicidal thoughts.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    tell her to get a job and lose weight, and talk to a lawyer on the down low. also lol marriage is a meme

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's a long shot but just fill the fridge with food you cooked. Make the fast food she eats + more, bake things, find recipes online and youtube videos. If she still refuses to eat it, there's little else you can do.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Divorced anon here. I have seen it all. You have only 3 options:

    > get divorced. You finances will suffer and your kid will suffer
    > stay and deal with it.
    > stay and deal with it, but cheat on the side

    Really none of the options are good. My wife did similar shit. She looks like a whale now. I decided to stay for the good of our daughter. One day I came home and she said she filed for divorce.

    One bright spot. When she divorced me I was making 75k a year. 3 months after the divorce was final I got a job making 200k a year. She still has no idea.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I could save pictures of gief but I dont want people to think im a massive homosexual.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't you guys just beat your wife? You're the MAN of the house

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      cucked beyond redemption

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds tough. Just try to be a good example for your daughter I guess.
    If you're gonna leave her it's better to do just do it rather than stay together for the kids.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If she’s a stay at home wife, you control the money. Don’t buy her fast food. She can eat what’s there. You can reward her with fast food only if she starts being a mom, a wife, and stops reading that stuff. You have all the power.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >not marrying your gymbro
    dumbass

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder if one could 5-D chess a divorce by getting a gay marriage on top of the straight marriage and demand everything goes your way while calling everyone homophobic

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yes it's a high iq move it's called using clown world in your favour

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Show her, by example, why the man used to be (and still should be) the head of the house.

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