My girlfriend just sent me this and told me this is how she sees me.

My girlfriend just sent me this and told me this is how she sees me.

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Break up with her

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yjk

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That’s pretty sweet of her, all huge guys are nice people

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bite her

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, she fucks you and sees you as a dog. Holy fuck I hate dogfuckers. The sole penalty for a dogfucker should be rape.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >she considers you a dog
    Break up with her

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty cute Anon, good for you

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Send her a picture of a Fleshlight and a vacuum and say this is how you see her. If she laughs she's worth keeping. If she freaks out she was punking you and you passed her shittest by throwing the bitch out.

    T. Knower

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      10 bucks says you're divorced and paying child support OR haven't felt the touch of a woman in years.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why not both.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that is sweet. good on you anon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You guys actually like this look? Screams issues to me.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >anon, you're a 'nice guy' compensating by hiding under a meathead physique!

    She's almost certainly cheating on you.

    Just kidding! hope it works out 😉

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >anon gf does literally anything
      >"THAT MEANS SHE'S CHEATING ON YOU"
      tale as old as time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      t.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This was the worst thing about when I tried internet dating. Every single woman on here was a dog woman.

    OP, the difference between dog and cat people isn't actually that dog people are cool and cat people are gays. Cats are incredibly subtle, and if you're not patient with them and you lack interpersonal perception, you'll fail with cats. Comparatively, dogs are easy. You don't need to figure them out as much.

    So internet dating is absolutely flooded with these women that just happen to all like dogs. What a coincidence. What it really means is that internet dating is flooded with women who are unable to navigate a social landscape because they are a blunt instrument, and dogs are an extension of that.

    Women like it when a man has a dog because a lot of women want a man that is basically a big dumb animal. You're not a real person, you're an image of a man - a thing to absorb her. If you're perceptive enough to have a cat like you it means you are a real person, and you'll want something from the relationship that isn't just standing there and being tall.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what the fuck are you even talking about anon? most people like both cats and dogs. holy shit for the love of god anon if you ever want to not be lonely learn how to act as the "mysterious" guy that doesnt talk much, at least people wont notice how absolutely retarded you sound.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cats would be the equivalent of a "mysterious" person. Girls want the human equivalent of a domesticated neutered dog that adores her 24/7 for just existing

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Bro, liking pets doesn't say NEARLY as much about your personality as you think it does, stop being schizophrenic.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I e noticed a new trend on this website where people who use creative analogies are met with "REEEE I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!" by retards like you. I'm fairly certain it is the result of zooms, ESLs, and shit skins that now infest this site.

        Basically: moron you're fucking dumb. Go pick up a book XDDXD

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what if i don't like either cats or dogs in general?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cool it with the toxoplasmosis pal

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This anon speaks he truth. Gf has a maine coon and is very based.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is nonsense. I am completely socially inept and can't work people out at all but my cat adores me.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just type "lol that's funny babe, thinking about your pussy right now"

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like she called you a pussy, anon

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    t. denji

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i think shes saying you are a big guy with a nice personality. i dont think you should be listening to this website for advice on women bud. i geniuenly think a random bartender will be a better source on that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hes not looking for advice, he's just bragging because he got called big and he has a woman.
      I remember the first time a random whore on instagram called me big, I sent that screenshot to every single one of my friends and even showed it at work to my 50yo overweight boomer collegues.
      They say "dont lift for others lift for yourself :)" but the only thing I keep lifting for is so that others will compliment me. When a woman in particular tells me something about my muscles I legit get hard unless I jerked off in the previous 4 hours.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she thinks you are a retard

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That’s sweet, don’t listen to the gays here anon. Women want a guy who makes them feel safe and being both big and good to her fulfills that perfectly.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >omg my pitbull named muffin is such a sweetheart! just ignore that toddler she ate last week haha

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She sounds like a pitbull owner. I hope you enjoy raising another man's children.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thank you for the inspiration brother

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    beat her to death

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >thinks it’s okay to refer to you as a dog
    Just letting you know she probably thinks she’s smarter than you because you have never put in an equivalent effort into any of her specific hobbies
    I guarantee if you became interested in them and showed that you were smarter than her she’d immediately develop a complex about it.
    Just a warning

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is she comparing you with a dog?

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I found a picture of OP if you can believe such a thing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why does that water look so murky?
      Does it have Alka-Seltzer or something?

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    based girlfriend - she thinks you look like a badass but are sweet and likeable.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you just know
    also that's exactly what women want

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny how good looking people and fit people are always nice and civilized while the average overweight person is always angry and pissed off and one upping

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it makes sense
      you're healthy > your hormonal balance is good and you're at peace
      you're unhealthy > your hormonal balance is off and you're in a state of chaos

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People with pets, and especially those who are obsessed with their pets are cringe as fuck
    >imagine needing a pet for companionship because you're too much of a loser to connect with other humans

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >imagine needing a pet for companionship because you're too much of a loser to connect with other humans
      he posted on the international autism headquarters

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry anon, but I don't think I could train another human to retrieve birds as well as my dog does, no matter how good my connection with them is.

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