>my girlfriend thinks I'm muscular

>my girlfriend thinks I'm muscular
Daily reminder that women's standards on what is muscular are in the gutter. Quit being so body dysmorphic.

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Height and weight?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      5’6” 132lbs

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      6 foot 3 and like just over 80kg but I don't have a scales

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, not really.

        Reminder that you and your girlfriend are underage school children whose perception of the world is vastly different from that of actual women in their breeding peak.

        is full of shit. Although I think you should get bigger, you are already in decent shape by any sane person's standards.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not sure where to start though, I hear all the scare stories about SS and how they all get fat and go trex mode. Others say 3x5/5x5 is only for strength, others say that hypertrophy routines are intermediate only and novices should always start on strength programs.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wtf just go to the gym fag,start going 4-5 days and just lift,hit the muscles.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I hear all the scare stories about SS and how they all get fat and go trex mode.
            Do you think that happens over night? Beginner programs are designed to keep it simple, teach you the lifts, give you enough time to recover and gain as much strength as possible during a time where gains come easy. Once you know good form for all the lifts and you have built a good strength base you can then add more volume and frequency on a different program, and it doesn't really matter what program since you are probably only going to stick 8-12 weeks to that specific one before you make modifications or switch to a different routine. Now should you start out with SS? I don't think it matters, but whatever program you choose should be basic, built around the big lifts and 3-4 days per week.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Alright thanks man

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just do whatever is fun and you're gonna stick with. Lift if it's fun, do some other sport if that's more your thing. Just don't do nothing.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women are retards

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that you and your girlfriend are underage school children whose perception of the world is vastly different from that of actual women in their breeding peak.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 20 she's 17 so maybe

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        18* I meant 18 lol hahah

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          sure thing buddy

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            7 and 8 are very close toe each other on the keyboard very easy mistake to make

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          sure thing buddy

          legal anyway

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well not everyone lives in paradise. Where I live you can go to the beach and 80% of the guys are jacked and shredded with some clearly on steroids while 95% of women are overweight and out of shape with cellulite and wouldn't even acknowledge your existence.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same Im on Spain and I dont know if the average dude takes steroids or sarms but even older teens are bigger on average than OP,and many people are noticeable shredded and muscular at the beach.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's because these days men have no other choice but to lift and get juicy and the ones that don't probably won't go to the beach. I guess most of them are SARMS or a cycle and only shredded for summer. Still, it's insane how many roided guys I see. I have a pretty good body but as a natty I'm just getting mogged at the beach.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    She just means lean. Women don't know the difference between lean and muscular

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder woman are dishonest creatures and she tells you what you wanna hear

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    she's just lying to you retard. She wants you to think she finds you attractive

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe but I've seen her ex and he genuinely looks like he's just been released from Auschwitz

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        So just like you?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah hes even skinnier than me it's horrific

          so her point of reference was pathetic, just never let her see you beside a moderately muscular man so you don't break the illusion I guess

          I'm dumping her anyway soon

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        so her point of reference was pathetic, just never let her see you beside a moderately muscular man so you don't break the illusion I guess

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does her guide dog like you too?

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My gf thinks I'm average sized at 5'10" 285lbs. She bought me a medium Tshirt.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well 5'10 is pretty average sized anon
      Some would even say manlet tier

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're a big guy

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        for you

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