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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    don't buy anything you'll regret eating moron

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've always had this question: If you can't resist eating something, then why buy it at the store? Am I missing something here?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you're missing that fatties have the mental age of 5.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >kryptonite

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i love shelley

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what's a shelley?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bellypussy...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's the sauce?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        windbreaker korean weeb fitness webtoon

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i don't watch Chinese cartoons

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At least it's not Crumbl, those cookies are dogshit, are way overpriced, and taste like cardboard with sugar on top.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I do have a massive weakness for cookies, I bought the Costco food court cookie, Crumbl, and Insomnia cookies all in one day last month and I always buy those Pillsbury holiday sugar cookies whenever they’re around

      https://i.imgur.com/Tq2fBve.jpeg

      i demolished an entire bag of these on saturday

      Meet me at the Orange Julius in 1 hour, I want to fight /frick you.

      >It's another mutts talk about their processed goyslop thread

      This is why you're all a bunch of fat fricks.

      Costco fricking cookies?
      Not fresh?
      Not homemade?
      Mass produced slop for the modern pig human hybrids which blight our time are the best tasting food you know of?

      You worthless homosexual.

      supremely based

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what's fancy molasses

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just high quality molasses

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      probably blackstrap

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Haha, love these things. When my wife buys them I lose all self control and go crazy, I can eat 2-3 in a single day.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not op but 2-3? jesus i could eat the whole container, idk what it is about whatever ratio or fats/sugars/salt they have but frick dude

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he meant 2-3 containers

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's a fairly small amount of cookies for an average sized person, I'd say?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Average size american*

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he's referencing a meme where a guy admitted to eating a very small amount of cookies as though it was something to be guilty about

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          More than one cookie a week is something to be ashamed of.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          have you been diagnosed with autism?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >i could eat the whole container
        That's almost 400 grams of sugar dude.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I can eat 2-3 in a single day.
      how?? If I eat more than one/one and a half I get sick from so much sugar

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No you dont

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what do you guys actually do when you have a social outing and can't eat clean?
    >tfw i had family lunch and dinner yesterday and they insisted i keep all the leftovers and i don't want to throw any of it out because my mom cooked some of it even though its hilariously bad for me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I dont eat. Or I'll eat before if I know I'm going over a fatties house since fatties dont serve meat at all.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Share the leftovers with others who would appreciate it as much as you would

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      give to homeless

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eat a scant portion. Not so light as to be obvious but like something you can ballpark as 400-600 (maybe 800 with a beer) kcal. It's not really hard just don't be a pig. I know feasting is like the norm in American gatherings where you're probably expected to clock 3500-4000 kcal for that outing but you don't have to. Just have to try to lock up that feeling that permits you to binge.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >where you're probably expected to clock 3500-4000 kcal for that outing
        Dude what

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Usually gathering are for the span of lunch and dinner here. In America we tend to live a bit more spread so it's like a 2 or 3 hour trip there for half the people so it's like all get there early snacks, lunch, snacks, go out to the fireworks or whatever concessions there, go home dinner or go out to dinner then everyone's heading home around dark. Or at least that's my experience with it. We don't just stop in for dinner together across town once in a while.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Or at least that's my experience with it
            Yeah its not normal to consume four thousand calories in "an outing".

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I think it totally is especially for the parents/drinking age children. I probably have 800 kcal of brandy probably 400 of beer, turkey 300, sweet potatoes 400ish, stuffing 300ish, green bean casserole maybe 150, some pumpkin pie/apple pie with icecream guessing 400 whatever granola or trailmix or appetizers they throw at us. I'm not even above 19bmi rn but we feast hard.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I think it totally is
                Good for you. Its not

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >like all get there early snacks, lunch, snacks, go home dinner or go out to dinner, snacks, span of lunch and dinner here, snacks
            didnt you forget about including snacks to your list

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What about Second Breakfast, Mr Frodo sir?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          a typical American Thanksgiving dinner is around that much, with all the stereotypical food choices.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >outing

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Is this a strange word for you without it being related gender reveals or something gay?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You eat Thanksgiving dinner in a house

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes but it is an excursion from my dwelling. Usually coupled with going out to see a seasonal parade or activities. For me that qualifies as an outing. It doesn't have to be a picnic to be an outing just you leaving your normal residence.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Fair enough

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yes, many Americans travel for national holidays.
            Also, going to a casual place with fry food will probably serve that much plus drinks.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Share it with someone that will appreciate home cooking
      If possible freeze it and eat it over a longer period

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I do cardio in the morning and fast all day. So far, it has allowed me to stay at a consistent weight despite the fat impulses of my loved ones.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Palm oil
      >Margarine

      What is it? Home cooked stuff tends to be decently healthy, unless they're Mexican.

      You sound like you would be fun at parties.

      FRICK YOU. I have heard that "lol you must be fun at parties" at least a hundred times. GET FRICKING ORIGINAL. Jesus fricking christ. Stop saying the same fricking thing over and over and over again. Just because you don't agree with me DOES NOT HAVE SHIT TO DO WITH PARTIES. What the frick. Do you fricking fart at parties or something? If so I don't want to go to your shitty-ass parties in the first place. I'll stick to my wine and cheese dinners, you know, REAL FRICKING PARTIES. I downvoted you because not one thing you said was original. You're just a robot programmed to say these phrases over and over again to feel connected to 1s and 0s on the internet. You've never been to a party. That's why you say those things. WELL I'M FRICKING tired. of it. I'm tired. Say that to me one more fricking time and I will find you. I'm taking a stand. I am so sick of the stupid "parties" comeback. It's not fun. It's not clever. It's really fricking hurtful. Thanks a lot, dick. So what if you don't like what I said. Is that any reason to dismiss my entire comment and quote a little comeback. What's next, you're going to explain to me with crayons or call out my bullshit by how I overcomplicating things? If I see one more fricking party comment, I'm going to lose it. I'm going off the fricking chain and fricking report all you motherfrickers who think it's funny to comment about being fun at parties. Try me. I will do it. I will go STRAIGHT TO THE FRICKING TOP and then I'll be the one laughing while you beg for my mercy. Then you know what I'll say while you come to me crying and begging to die so you can stop the agony? I'll say "You must be fun at parties." So yeah, If you must know, I am pretty fun at parties. Not that you'll ever find out, dick.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao, you sound unhinged as frick. Old mate have a cookie or two isn't gonna make 3 5ths of frick all difference to his health. If he's eating the whole box sure but anything is fine in moderation.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >3 5ths

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Idgi, it's Australian slang.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              in USofA, our legislative branch of government has representatives (determined by state population) and senators (2 per state). so back in the slavery days, when trying to determine how many representatives per state, there was debate about what to do with the slaves. slave states would lobby that they were people and should be counted, thus giving their state more representatives at the national level. non slave states would counter with that they were property, so that they aren't citizens and shouldn't count towards a state's population. they come to the agreement that slaves are equal to 3/5ths of a person

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I have heard that "lol you must be fun at parties" at least a hundred times.
        must be true then.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          most of us only need to hear it once. Not this guy!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        holy shit bro you good? have a cookie. it will make u happier 🙂

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

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      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        As someone who enjoys a nice party,
        I have never been ironically told "you must be fun at parties"

        I literally don't belive that you've been told that phrase 100's of times you're lying
        No one can be that miserable it's impossible

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If I have a social outing, I typically know about it ahead of time and will make that my only meal of the day.
      If it's spontaneous, I just don't really worry about it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eat the healthiest available option. If cutting, do so in moderation. If not cutting who tf cares?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This. Its bulking season baby fill me up with free calories!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i plan ahead and eat nothing beforehand
      eat as sparingly as i can at the event without being offensive
      tabulate the calories after the fact, and adjust the rest of the day, and possibly the day after

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I eat everything and then go on a big run the next day
      your fault for being a metabolismlet

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At my gf`s family lunches
      >Tell them to make smaller portions(still to little protein in the dishes, mostly carbs)
      >Leve them all and go for a 1-2 hour walk after dinner.
      >Tell them I don`t eat sugar, they get 7up zero, stop offering me cakes. I drink just coffee.
      That is it.. Leftovers I sometimes throw away, they won`t know.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're allowed a cheat day bro, as for the leftovers just toss them, who gives a shit. I worked for a large company one time and the amount of food they waste on the daily makes me not feel guilty at all on even a microscopic level. The plastic waste was also obsense. And they operate on a national level. You can't even comprehend the level of waste.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking eat it and take it home you ungrateful homosexual

      Everything in moderation. What's the point of following a strict regimine if you never reward yourself? 1 mean every now and again won't kill you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      give to homeless

      This make some homeless dude's day.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Costco fricking cookies?
    Not fresh?
    Not homemade?
    Mass produced slop for the modern pig human hybrids which blight our time are the best tasting food you know of?

    You worthless homosexual.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But it taste good :3

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hewwo ^w^

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You sound like you would be fun at parties.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In the case of a moron telling me Costco cookies were the best food he knows of I would react violently and force everyone to either watch me make something better or go fetch it.

        Boring morons are entranced by someone with any amount of vitality. The usual problem is freeing myself from them so I can find someone interesting to talk to. They latch on like fricking barnacles.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think those have expired

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fat people are never fun at parties. Weird drug dudes and chad are fun at parties.
    >t. actually went to parties
    Also women are never fun at parties. They are straight up just bawdting out, attenting whoring, and then crying and doing lesbo shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If I'm being honest none of this based and redpilled shit you spewed is true

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >my kryptonite....
    >YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    White chip macadamia >>> every other cookie

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My kryptonite...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine a big black wiener between those cheeks.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Calm down rajinder nobody asked about your fetish

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love women so much it's unreal

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want to shove my tongue up her butthole and roll it around just mashing all the little chips of crusted shit around you know?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah i fricking hate horniness. If there was a pill i could take that would annihilate my sex drive without any of the other side effects of low test, i would take it immediately.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Same , Same as frick

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    women don't wear jeans like they use to...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Serious question, were you a functional human being between 2004 and 2008? The pants, jeans mostly, that women wore would half come off when they bent over or sat down, and everyone getting to see their ass cracks was just a fact of life. Everything else is hell in comparison to that era.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was in college.
        I understand we can never go back, but we have memories.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i still have a huge fetish for this

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >What's your fetish
            >women
            whew lad

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Boy or girl?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        2000s ladies were just the best

        I cant get into the high waist, high ankle jeans, with the short sweater and large round glasses. Even the hot girls look moronic like this.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Once you've been to Paris, it's hard to go back to the farm.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            frick thats hot

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine seeing those in the durty laundry bin at your aunt's house

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Man FRICK costco and their insistence that I buy 12 chocolate muffins instead of just 6. Are you trying to fricking kill me? The amount of calories in 12 costco muffins could sustain 4 people for a week

        Oh shit you just dug up some memories. Man that shit was great for a young me going through puberty

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ah for me it's wafer biscuits and stroopwafels, just goes so nice with a cup of coffee...

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    8 bucks for super market cookies? yeah, frick that

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Costco, and chubby girls with bush are my kryptonite.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >filename

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Basically.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wow way to aim for the fricking stars champ

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >that 1 hot woman who works at the gas station*
      >*as attractive as a gas station employee can get
      Would do blow with and anal frick her loose butthole. 100% guaranteed beef flaps.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Me too

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/0xO4HsT.jpeg

        Not a fan, but won't turn one down.

        https://i.imgur.com/MrT2kAD.jpeg

        Costco, and chubby girls with bush are my kryptonite.

        >t.dyels with a weird fetish

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hate to break it to you buddy but the most jacked dudes have the weirdest fetishes

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >chubby girls with bush
      Don't forget hairy pits

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not a fan, but won't turn one down.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The one she did in the tub with the running water.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I do have a massive weakness for cookies, I bought the Costco food court cookie, Crumbl, and Insomnia cookies all in one day last month and I always buy those Pillsbury holiday sugar cookies whenever they’re around

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my kryptonite....

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yup. I'd eat the whole pack before I realized I'd made a terrible mistake.
    Which is why this shit will never be in my house. Nor sodas, nor a gazillion other processed sweets.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i demolished an entire bag of these on saturday

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's a lot of sugar. Was your colon demolished on Sunday?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thats 3400 calories.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >s'mores
      s'need

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A fellow Quebecer? A fellow Montrealer, even? WOW

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i want to escape this hellhole

      https://i.imgur.com/6k7VLvD.png

      my kryptonite....

      feet?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Meet me at the Orange Julius in 1 hour, I want to fight /frick you.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Meet me at the Orange Julius in 1 hour, I want to fight /frick you.

        I'll be the guy rev banging the Civic.
        >vtec dans pan l'gros

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what are those cookies made of to have a 5 year shelf life?

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make your own without any of the soi, machine oil, margarine, dextrose, and what artificial flavor means.
    Made correctly, and consumed by someone who actually lifts and can afford some flour and sugar in his macros, they're straight gains.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wan cromchy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      a beer and a basket of chips and salsa is so delicious but it's a crazy amount of empty calories.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I fry my own corn chips in avocado oil. Seeing 50 corn tortillas turned into a bowl of greasy salty cromchy chips makes me hyper self-aware that i’m about to be a disgusting fat frick. However, i don’t buy chips at the foods library, and i only make my fat frick bowl one every couple months. Another weakness of mine is cheez-its, but those are easier to avoid because i simply don’t buy them. But holy frick i’ll crush a box in a hour if i’m left to my own devices.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >foods library
          That's a pretty funny mistranslation my ESL friend.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You wouldn't get it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >mfw hes doesn’t knows

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Put some nicely cooked ground beef in that. Now, it's not pointless.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How can calories be empty

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          "Empty calories" is a slur.
          It encompasses sugar cubes, butter and beer, and more generally anything that doesn't have protein, fiber, vitamins or minerals.
          At least that's the intent, because then people also call cookies like OP's "empty calories" despite them typically containing proteins and fiber. Similarly, a basket of chips and salsa also contains fiber and proteins, and will commonly have some iron, calcium and potassium as well.
          So it's just a concise way to say "your food sucks" and little else.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, empty calories = any food that doesnt fill you whatsoever. You could probably eat 10 of those cookies and still be hungry an hour later

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >5 years shelf life
    What are those things made out of, plastic?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They actually just latst 5 days lol that was an old pic from google cause i was lazy

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based. I hate the chocolate chunk ones though, they taste horrible. I just leave those for my roomie.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >double nut.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stupid canuck

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's the costco croissants

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >8$ for sugar butter and flour with a tiny amount of chocolate
    Do Americans really?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >so bewitched by Americans he doesn't realize it's Canadian

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What continent is Canada on? Hmmmmmm?

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly Im glad I moved to a city where the nearest costco is like 1.5h away by car
    Back when I had one close home I was eating a whole package of those on a weekly basis

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the container is gone by the time im home. I wont eat for two days in preparation for these bad boys

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >margarine
    >palm oil
    trash. They even dare mixing the sacred butter with it. At least leave the butter for those who can enjoy it. 10 death penalty would not be enough

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine gatekeeping butter

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >s0i lechitin
    >palm oil
    >artificial flavor
    absolute golem

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Cookies from COSTco aren't made of lentils and spinach and high quality ingredients
      Who would have thought

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you're a fricking moron if that's your takeaway

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >cookies from costco are made from industrial waste products
        fixed ur gay greenpost

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >junk food is made from junk
          Call the press

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kirkland makes everything don't they

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kirkland buys the low quality but still passable products from brand manufactures and puts their label on it or they will work with the brands to create a similar product for cheap that they then buy and put their label on it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Umm no they literallymake these cookies in store

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There are literal 100lb Asian women with more willpower than you. Please reconsider life.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you keep posting this image

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why not? Does it make you seethe fatty?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not really its just weird how you are obsessed with this Asian chick and what she eats

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes. She should be an inspiration to us all. Seeing how she eats a well balanced, calorie conscious diet and looks slim and healthy while most anons are struggling to lose 5lbs and cannot go a week without treating themselves to cookies and whatever they are calling "kryptonite" these days

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              this homie's kryptonite are images some 12 yr old korean made

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Post body (you won't)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine spreading her cheeks after a hard day of modeling and eating her from the back.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Get the bug spray

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no fruits and veggies
      gross

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >5 year shelf life
    Wow!

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The fat you eat is the fat you wear.
    >just buy fruit homo

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my kryptonite is a long day at work that makes me too tired to shop and prep for the next day

    but it's not the long day at work that makes me eat like shit, it's the lack of discipline

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Kitchen Sink cookies from Panera. I've had someone make copycats and they're great.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I bought a family sized box for the week and smashed it in about 2 hours the night I came home from the grocery store on Friday. I'm not proud.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The bottom of the food pyramid is also the lowest level of hell.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My kryptonite..

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Norm was 34 yo

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here is a great trick to quit your junk food habit. Eat as much as you want. Absolutely stuff yourself. Then do 3 shots of hydrogen peroxide. Your body will never crave it again.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Vietchad

      >homies have to resort to trickery to get these homosexuals to finally deworm themselves

      kinda based tbh

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > tfw Australian and Costco has saved me from the ColesWorth israelite
    Thank you yanks

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    South of the 49th parallel the small cookies are made of butter and no seed oils

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not a toddler, if I don't want to eat empty calories, I just don't. Grow up you stupid fatties.

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not able to just enjoy some cookies
    how fricking fat are you people?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's Americanism.

      All of these cucks were guilt tripped by their moms into finishing their plates because "kids are starving in Africa xyz", a bullshit holdover from the Great Depression. Me and many of my friends wouldn't be allowed to go to our rooms until we ate everything on the plate. And if Grandma was there you'd eat everything and she'd insist you have 2nds, 3rds, and dessert.

      Most of them never overcame this basic programming and now they have a compulsive need to finish off everything in front of them. Couple that with big box stores who sell "king size" version of everything and call normal portions "kids meals" and you have a nation with 50% obesity.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You say that like no one after years of eating a strict diet optimized for health and weight lifting has binge eating cravings or nostalgia for when they just ate whatever they wanted and how much they wanted. Kryptonite threads aren't supposed to be your average IST thread they're supposed to be things that break your streak of self discipline. To someone who eats like an animal nothing is Kryptonite because they're already broken they have no strength or resolve rendering the metaphor meaningless.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >break your streak of self discipline.
          Sounds like a very unhealthy relationship with food tbh

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think it's burger-centric. I was raised in Europe on those exact same principles. The plate MUST be finished.
        I've learn to unlearn that with difficulty, but then again, that has nothing to do with binge eating.
        Those cookies never travel through a plate on the way to a fattie's stomach, and that's the real problem here.
        If folks put a plate together, they intrinsically choose and limit how much they're eating. If instead they take an entire box of tasty slop to their couch/bed/whatever, then they're abdicating control altogether.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I was raised in Europe on those exact same principles.
          Bong

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Look at these potato faced b***hes.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you're moronic, my father would beat me if I left food on the plate because wasting food is stupid. you don't get fat because you ate a full plate of food you get fat because there's only garbage on the plate because israelites indoctrinated women to believe that being able to cook food is oppression by the patriarchy.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >you're moronic, ANYWAYS... I hate deep seated emotional issues because my dad beat me for not eating everything.
          >now I'm morbidly obese and your post triggered me
          ...
          ???
          >I HATE WOMEN AND israeliteS REEEEEEEEEEE

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    honestly baked goods in general from the supermarket are always a failure point for me. I've gotten way better about it, but its so easy to walk out with a piece of cake or some cookies. I'm fine eating dirty but i still try to avoid sugar

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Those look very good, all 3 actually. almost glad I cant buy them

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can somone rate my daily food ;

    breakfast
    1) AG1 green drink every morning and daily (omega-3, lions mane, garlic extract pills etc )
    2) 3 hard boiled eggs
    lunch
    1) boost nutritional drink and/ or protein bar
    Dinner
    around 600/650 calories fresh ingredients vegetables and high grade meats

    That equates to around 1200-1300 calories per day - which for sure is low - but if i eat any more than that i feel like im over indulging - is this moronic ? I've just incorporated the nutritional drink / protein bar because i found myself over eating at dinner because i was hungry - i think i may have found the perfect spot here

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1200 calories down the drain bros

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i feel like shit when i eat carbs except dairy

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