My roommates cat I sabotaging my gains. Every time I try to make scrambled eggs my roommates cat comes downstairs and watches me make them and every time I step away for more than a second to turn on the oven or get something he jumps on the counter and either drinks the yolk straight from the bowl or dips his paw in and runs away to lick it and I have to start all over. How do I stop him?
Imagine being bulled by a cat aren't you a manly body builder?
I’m trying to become one but I’m skinny right now
He’s insanely fast and agile
>every time I step away for more than a second to turn on the oven or get something
So stop doing this you idiot, get everything else ready before you prep the eggs and put them straight in to the hot pan jesus christ I can't believe I'm on a fitness board on an anime forum trying to explain to someone how to outwit a cat where did my life go?
>getting outplayed by a fucking cat
Lol my cat would always sit next to me while I grilled beef or chicken or whatever, and I would always grill him something because I had no cat food and he deserved to eat like a king.
Cover it, asshole
he can have a little egg, as a treat
Are you stupid or retarded.
Just give him treats before you cook.
When he drinks your yolk say loudly no and dont give him treats.
he can have a little egg, he's a good boy, he deserves it
I don’t have any cat treats and my roommate doesn’t just have any laying around
I scramble the yolks and then turn on the burner afterwards since if I do it beforehand it gets too hot and they don’t taste as good. There’s also nowhere to put the eggs near the oven.
If you're only turning away to turn on the stove, you can hold the eggs
Just accept you lost and make 2 scrambled eggs from now on, one for you and one for the kitty
Sure
Why can't you focus on one thing.
Cook your eggs.
Put cooked eggs in a bowl or sandwich to eat.
I assume you have a oven or a microwave that you can sit the food in for safe keeping, while you do something else? ( clean, set you table, answer door, take a shit, whatever)
Mine gets super cuddly when I come home from the gym, and when I make breakfast afterwards I give her a little bit of bacon or sausage. Picrel
Set the oven to 400 and throw the cat in there for about an hour. If your roommate asks tell him that you think his cat was trans and it put itself in there on purpose.
Punch him in the face, it's a cat for fucks sake if you're being outfoxed by him your gains are the least of your worries
Wire a car battery up to a bowl of liquid scrambled eggs. When he tries to dip in it'll shock the shit out of him and he won't try that again
put him in a room with the door closed while you make eggs then get him out when done