My roommates cat I sabotaging my gains.

My roommates cat I sabotaging my gains. Every time I try to make scrambled eggs my roommates cat comes downstairs and watches me make them and every time I step away for more than a second to turn on the oven or get something he jumps on the counter and either drinks the yolk straight from the bowl or dips his paw in and runs away to lick it and I have to start all over. How do I stop him?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being bulled by a cat aren't you a manly body builder?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I’m trying to become one but I’m skinny right now

      >getting outplayed by a fricking cat

      He’s insanely fast and agile

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >every time I step away for more than a second to turn on the oven or get something
        So stop doing this you idiot, get everything else ready before you prep the eggs and put them straight in to the hot pan jesus christ I can't believe I'm on a fitness board on an anime forum trying to explain to someone how to outwit a cat where did my life go?

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >getting outplayed by a fricking cat

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lol my cat would always sit next to me while I grilled beef or chicken or whatever, and I would always grill him something because I had no cat food and he deserved to eat like a king.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cover it, butthole

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      he can have a little egg, as a treat

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are you stupid or moronic.
    Just give him treats before you cook.
    When he drinks your yolk say loudly no and dont give him treats.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      he can have a little egg, he's a good boy, he deserves it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t have any cat treats and my roommate doesn’t just have any laying around

      >every time I step away for more than a second to turn on the oven or get something
      So stop doing this you idiot, get everything else ready before you prep the eggs and put them straight in to the hot pan jesus christ I can't believe I'm on a fitness board on an anime forum trying to explain to someone how to outwit a cat where did my life go?

      I scramble the yolks and then turn on the burner afterwards since if I do it beforehand it gets too hot and they don’t taste as good. There’s also nowhere to put the eggs near the oven.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        If you're only turning away to turn on the stove, you can hold the eggs

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just accept you lost and make 2 scrambled eggs from now on, one for you and one for the kitty

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sure
    Why can't you focus on one thing.
    Cook your eggs.
    Put cooked eggs in a bowl or sandwich to eat.
    I assume you have a oven or a microwave that you can sit the food in for safe keeping, while you do something else? ( clean, set you table, answer door, take a shit, whatever)

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Mine gets super cuddly when I come home from the gym, and when I make breakfast afterwards I give her a little bit of bacon or sausage. Picrel

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Set the oven to 400 and throw the cat in there for about an hour. If your roommate asks tell him that you think his cat was trans and it put itself in there on purpose.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Punch him in the face, it's a cat for fricks sake if you're being outfoxed by him your gains are the least of your worries

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wire a car battery up to a bowl of liquid scrambled eggs. When he tries to dip in it'll shock the shit out of him and he won't try that again

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    put him in a room with the door closed while you make eggs then get him out when done

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