My theory is it's better to be a 5'2" turbomanlet than a 5'6" manlet.

>5'6" you'll always look tryhard
>5'2" you're so far from normal you can embrace it. Being "the short guy" is your identity. And while 95% will be repulsed, the 5% who don't care won't pity you either... they know what you're about. Like Kevin Hart or Danny Devito.
>It goes without saying you can't be a 5'2" MMA type, that's just cringe. Like a toddler in a Hell's Angels get up.

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So at 5'6 a leg shortening surgery is less cringe?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >So at 5'6 a leg shortening surgery is less cringe?
      No, if you're willing to do surgery you're better off as a 5'9" Low Manlet than being 5'2".

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        are you sure? I'd respect someone that looks like picrel more than some disproportionately long shinned coper

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >are you sure?
          yes.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can you imagine being as tall as a child?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean... yeah. I've been a child

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean... yeah. I've been a child

      lol

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What about 5'8"?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What about 5'8"?

      probably the most content height besides people over 6', because either side of 5'8" is filled with increasingly excessive cope.

      I'm trying to be insecure and find memes about 5'8" people, but there's none, when we attempt to post among the short, we're rejected. Our 5'9" compatriots either lie about their height, or cope about not being taller.

      Women don't even comment about 5'8" men, but they'll comment about insecure average height men, or men shorter than 5'8". 5'8" is the redheaded stepchild of heights, not part of the discussion, and too irrelevant to have a place to jump in. Just existing.

      The Martin Van Buren of heights.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>What about 5'8"?
        >probably the most content height besides people over 6', because either side of 5'8" is filled with increasingly excessive cope.
        OP here, I unironically agree with you.

        5'9" or 5'10" is close enough to the "your height won't adversely affect" you where they can taste it. Below that, it's not a consideration.

        It's like being a barista with a humanities degree from Yale. You've been exposed enough to wealth that your lack makes you SEETHE, and you keenly feel your lack. People who know you see your squandered opportunity.

        But if you're a ghetto bro or white trash, it never occurs to you to compare yourself to an investment banker or mgmt consultant. You may compare yourself to the local meth dealer, but it ain't the same.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every day I wake up and thank god that I am 6’2. I can’t imagine the hell of being under 6 foot. Imagine doing everything right, working out, dieting, etc just to get rejected anyway because you’re not 6 foot. Meanwhile even if I stopped lifting and eating healthy I would still get dates just because I’m tall and athletic

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw 6'4 and still alone because autism

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw 6'4 and still alone because autism
        see my other recent post on being boring.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dude if you’re 6’4 there is no excuse to not be slaying puss every weekend. How ugly are you?
        >muh autism
        Women don’t care about personality.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >tfw 6'4 and still alone because autism
          see my other recent post on being boring.

          It's not women not finding me attractive, it's being too autistic to even capitalise on anything
          I've had plenty of matches on tinder/bumble but then I realise I'd rather do anything else than talk to strangers on some app

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I’m sorry bro but if you’re 6’4 not getting pussy it’s because youre ugly as fuck.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              thanks for reading comprehension

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >bro women are flocking to me I just choose not to have sex with them
                Ok bro

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I’m sorry bro but if you’re 6’4 not getting pussy it’s because youre ugly as fuck.

          >incel can't believe that a lanklet isn't having sex due to personality flaws when that's probably the reason the incel himself isn't having sex
          You hate to see it.
          >inb4 I-I'm not an incel!
          You type like one.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    true
    >5'2 and buff = dwarf mode
    >5'6 and buff = coping manlet
    shits not fair man

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I agree.
    Also, at 5'2" you can be a beastmode pound for pound powerlifter or Olympic Weightlifter like "Pocket" Hercules.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pocket Hercules was 4'11 though

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What path do I take if I'm 5'4? Lean or dwarf mode?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      lean, same height same plan
      unless you have dwarf personality/lifestyle ?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you're 5'4 you can either go dwarf mode or become a femboy.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    She looks attractive here but not in most other appearances.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It goes without saying you can't be a 5'2" MMA type, that's just cringe. Like a toddler in a Hell's Angels get up.

    Have you seen any fighter under 5'8"? They can barely make 130lbs weight class.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I miss Sean Sherk bros.
      Had some crazy athletic double-legs.
      5'6" 155 btw

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        When you study manletry, you realize almost all the differences is in their stubby little legs. Their torso length is generally very similar to that of Chad. A wild example is 6'4" Michael Phelps with his "legs of a 5'10" manlet and torso of a 6'10" giant".

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >6'4" Michael Phelps with his "legs of a 5'10" manlet and torso of a 6'10" giant".
          The definition of ottermode
          stubby legs and long stomach

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm around 5'8" and I have done well for being so short. I would love to be 6 foot though as being shorter you're some kind of oddity. Beyond a certain height you're fucked and a circus freak. There's also many tall guys who do not have women interested in them as they're not good looking. Being tall as your only feat is useless.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Being tall as your only feat is useless.

      Nah. Typical manlet cope. Majority of men dont have any feats

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Forever grateful for being 6'5''
    Way too neurotic to be a manlet, I would be doomposting on /LULZ/ if that were me. It would be bad

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    As a 185 guy I can tell you that I don't view anybody below 170cm as a man. You are not "that short guy". You're not a guy. You are a clown. The despair I see in your eyes when you look up at me makes me feel nothing

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    alpha destiny looking good not gonna lie

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    so what the fuck is going on itt? 5'9 here and although I agree Im a turbo manlet considering what really matters in life, my research and observations leave no doubt that its mostly frame weight and leaness that matters, if you are not a manlet standing next to a non dyel non manlet. peace.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can confirm, I'm a 5'9" manlet, a friend is a 5'3" turbo manlet. He gets laid way more often than I do.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly if you're a turbo manlet, your best bet is to cute max or swag max. Nothing manly tho like OP mentioned or it'll be obvious your compensating.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    At 5.6 you can still get a 5.5 and below asian girl. 5.2 sucks the most because you are too short to join the dwarfs and their business but too short for everyone else.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the best option for 5'8 bros?

    t. currently lifting heavy, eating good and making great gains

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah okay bro enjoy being 5ft2 im gonna be 6ft2 and not care

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    im gonna kms istg

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have known some women that have a short guy thing, and i thin 5'2 would be too comical for them...again they are rare and twisted beings for wanting to pollute the gene pool with manlet muck, but i knew a few attractive women that were surprisingly into like a 5'7 5'8.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    5'2, no, still within normal human range. you are just a gigamanlet

    You have to unironically be a literal midget. Being a midget, you have an actual deformity so you have an excuse meing that small. Everyone loves midgets, you will be invited to all the parties and girls will fuck you/suck you off just for the novelty

    It legitimately WOULD be better to be a midget than to be 5'2

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >YO SO HERES THE DEAL
    >I TYPE N AND THE NEXT GUY TYPES I
    >IF SOMEBODY MESSES UP THE CHAIN WE TELL THEM TO KILL THEMSELVES
    >ONCE WE SUCCESSFULLY SPELL OUT moron, N-I-G-G-E-R, WE ALL QUOTE POST THE 6 POSTS THAT DID IT WITH PEPE MEMES
    >USUALLY A PEPE HOLDING UP A GLASS OF CHAMPAGNE
    >PEPE IS THIS FROG THAT LIBERALS THINK IS RACIST
    >HE'S JUST A MEME FROG THOUGH

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    5’2” would be absolute pain. I had a friend of a friend and he always got comments, even from his friends, when we would be near each other. He’s 5’3” and 135lbs and I’m 6’3” 245 and fairly lean. Especially women would see the juxtaposition and say something and I’m sure he hated it.

    Anything is better than being shorter than 5’5”

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have three friends who are 5'2, maybe 5'3. Two of them are very social and outgoing. The first is particularly funny and married to a girl who's 5'6 and pretty. Second guy is fun to be around and is married to a 5'2 woman who is also cute.

    Third guy is kind of quiet and shy... He's married too, to a very outgoing and socially adept woman around his height, but she's a genuine 4/10.

    Point is while it's definitely harder for short kings, it's possible - but, if you're shy and short, you're in trouble.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm very certain you short dweebs think about this waaaaay too much. Must be hell. A lot of people are superficial, but many people don't care either. You're too self-conscious.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A lot of people are superficial

      and women are more than anyone

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, you're right. Not all of them though just find some even shorter woman or a woman that doesn't care. At least if you ever achieve this you'll know it's real love and not some superficial shit.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally hanging 8lbs off my penis as we speak to compensate for being 5'11 with nothing but 6'1+ friends

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >danny devito
    >kevin hart

    so you have to be a clown
    great

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm at 5'6. Already gave up on sex and love, just purely focused on making money. That's the only hope that's left to get a partner

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i know a 5'5 megamanlet and he fucking hates his life, being "the short guy" has bought him nothing but pain.

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >could do everything right in life but if you're short it's unironically over
    that must suck

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    100% agree. I'm 5'8" and sometimes I do wish I was shorter. I'd go full femboy bitch mode.

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