Name a better replacement to use for sandwiches

>you can’t

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Whole grain pita bread or Ezekiel bread

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    stop shilling your meme bread homosexual

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Potato bread.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It’s called Dave’s killer bread because it’s killing your gains.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >replacement
    >still bread
    What did you mean by this, OP?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Disgusting sugary shit. Only boomers buy this garbage. God tier bread, no other option.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Disgusting
      >Wants bread made from burning human shit
      Odd..

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's good? I see it's 120 kcal per slice which is a bit higher than I'd like. I usually have a couple of multi grain Wasa bread crackers with hummus spread on them with my breakfast. Those are just 35 kcal each and quite substantial.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Arnolds Keto bread

        Based Wasa, high in fiber as well

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone here is so dumb. I hit my protein and fat macros and all my micronutrients then eat bagels if I fricking want and still lose weight on my cut. If I keep it under 2k cals a day I lose weight. Y’all over here doing the most with what you can or can’t eat. Just eat whatever you want in addition to your macros and micros IIFYM. For gods sake bunch of homosexuals. Yes I’m high test and things anger me easily like your incel advice.

        Another diabetic cope thread. I said this in the other shill thread and I'll say it again. That shit is unhealthy.
        1.Glyphosates. All big brands have this carcinogenic nasty shit, there are only a few like Jovial Foods and One Degree that don't. Any type of wheat product have a frickton glyphostes, the huge companies keep getting sued for this but they simply have too much money to succumb to the pressure. Yes, even "organic" labelled breads were tested for glyphosate and are confirmed bad too. Only certain flours like Einkorn are glyphosate free.
        2. Sugar
        3. Oxalates (inhibits nutrient absorption so your healthy meals get less healthier, also leads to kidney stones)
        4. flaxseeds, etc. (a lot of ingredients listed there are estrogenic as frick)
        5. Corn is GMO, more cancerous garbage. These ingredients are trash.
        Call me names or whatever, but bread you can buy from store is all trash. And don't tell me you have your own personal wheat field with no glyphosates because I'll ask you for proof and you will have none. All you have is one thing: cope.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You are right that whole grains are trash. White bread/sugar is good for you, though. Your body needs simple carbs. Also, organic crops legally cannot use glyphosate. However, that shit is in everything because it drifts from other fields, ends up in cow shit from cows that were fed glyphosate crops and can be used as organic fertilizer, and is in water supplies that could be used for irrigation. However, it’s unlikely that they are directly spraying it on organic crops

          >t. Works in agriculture

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          so, what do you recommend mr. expert?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Call me names or whatever
          Ok, I will BREADHATER!

          So what do you eat for carbohydrates instead if you think all that is so terrible.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          (part 1/3)
          I think this is a keto shill post that wants to attack organic foods and any food that isn't meat
          They go into every single thread on IST (usually IST and IST) that even remotely mentions food and they start shitting on anything good all day long every day for YEARS.
          keto shills hate all fruits, vegetables, beans, oats, lentils, pretty much any plant food. Anyone disagrees with them and they instantly call them a vegan.
          They throw around big scary words like oxalates compeltely ignoring the fact that everything has small amounts and the big ones on the list can easily be avoided. They also scream "anti-nutrients OMG!!! phytate!!!! lectins!" compeltely disregarding that proper cooking of foods resolves this problem. They are full of shit and just want you to be scared of all the healthy options out there, but notice how they never attack actual shit junk food, only healthy foods. Why? BECAUSE YOU ARE GOING OFF THE RESERVATION. You scare them because the population is eating HEALTHIER every day. They want you to give up and go crawling back to junk food.

          and I will tell you why I think that:

          I am NOT a doctor. This is NOT advice. This is all a parody for entertainment purposes only.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          (part 1/3)
          I think this is a keto shill post that wants to attack organic foods and any food that isn't meat
          They go into every single thread on IST (usually IST and IST) that even remotely mentions food and they start shitting on anything good all day long every day for YEARS.
          keto shills hate all fruits, vegetables, beans, oats, lentils, pretty much any plant food. Anyone disagrees with them and they instantly call them a vegan.
          They throw around big scary words like oxalates compeltely ignoring the fact that everything has small amounts and the big ones on the list can easily be avoided. They also scream "anti-nutrients OMG!!! phytate!!!! lectins!" compeltely disregarding that proper cooking of foods resolves this problem. They are full of shit and just want you to be scared of all the healthy options out there, but notice how they never attack actual shit junk food, only healthy foods. Why? BECAUSE YOU ARE GOING OFF THE RESERVATION. You scare them because the population is eating HEALTHIER every day. They want you to give up and go crawling back to junk food.

          and I will tell you why I think that:

          I am NOT a doctor. This is NOT advice. This is all a parody for entertainment purposes only.

          (part 2/3)
          >Another diabetic cope thread. I said this in the other shill thread and I'll say it again. That shit is unhealthy.
          source: nothing
          >1.Glyphosates. All big brands have this carcinogenic nasty shit, there are only a few like Jovial Foods and One Degree that don't. Any type of wheat product have a frickton glyphostes, the huge companies keep getting sued for this but they simply have too much money to succumb to the pressure. Yes, even "organic" labelled breads were tested for glyphosate and are confirmed bad too. Only certain flours like Einkorn are glyphosate free.
          SOURCE:? nothing. If I'm not mistaken, supposedly there is glyphosate detected in small amounts in EVERYTHING ,even organic food, but supposedly it's FAR FAR less than actual conventional/gmo foods, still making organic worth it to avoid as much crap as possible.
          >2. Sugar
          I am NOT a doctor. This is NOT advice. This is all a parody for entertainment purposes only.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            Another diabetic cope thread. I said this in the other shill thread and I'll say it again. That shit is unhealthy.
            1.Glyphosates. All big brands have this carcinogenic nasty shit, there are only a few like Jovial Foods and One Degree that don't. Any type of wheat product have a frickton glyphostes, the huge companies keep getting sued for this but they simply have too much money to succumb to the pressure. Yes, even "organic" labelled breads were tested for glyphosate and are confirmed bad too. Only certain flours like Einkorn are glyphosate free.
            2. Sugar
            3. Oxalates (inhibits nutrient absorption so your healthy meals get less healthier, also leads to kidney stones)
            4. flaxseeds, etc. (a lot of ingredients listed there are estrogenic as frick)
            5. Corn is GMO, more cancerous garbage. These ingredients are trash.
            Call me names or whatever, but bread you can buy from store is all trash. And don't tell me you have your own personal wheat field with no glyphosates because I'll ask you for proof and you will have none. All you have is one thing: cope.

            (part 3/3)
            I rather eat daves killer bread than corn syrup in soda ANY DAY.
            >3. Oxalates (inhibits nutrient absorption so your healthy meals get less healthier, also leads to kidney stones)
            Oxalates are supposedly in EVERYTHING in small amounts. supposedly the highest foods are like spinach and kale and beets, but can easily be avoided. This is like fear mongering "OMG THERE IS GLUTEN IN EVERYTHING EVERYONE PANIC! STOP EATING ANYTHING BUT AIR!"
            >4. flaxseeds, etc. (a lot of ingredients listed there are estrogenic as frick)
            That's PHYTO-estrogen as in plant estrogen.
            your beef, milk, chicken, and fish are ANIMAL estrogens, and the fish also has dissolved plastic XENO estrogens as well so you are a huge hypocrite.
            >5. Corn is GMO, more cancerous garbage. These ingredients are trash.
            Sorry sweaty I eat Organic non-gmo corn, and you obviously didn't read the ingredients or pay attention to the labels on the bread, proving you know nothing about what you are talking about and are just attacking this to shit on something healthy, but you will NEVER shit on fast food or anything really bad, because you are only threatened by HEALTHY bread, which you don't want anyone to have.
            >Call me names or whatever, but bread you can buy from store is all trash. And don't tell me you have your own personal wheat field with no glyphosates because I'll ask you for proof and you will have none. All you have is one thing: cope.
            Yea and you're just a shill attacking one extremely rare good option in an ocean of horrible shit to drag people back down in the crab bucket. FRICK YOU, NOT FALLING FOR IT.

            I am NOT a doctor. This is NOT advice. This is all a parody for entertainment purposes only.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn't possess the metabolic flexibility to eat bread
    ngmi

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >sea salt, aka micro plastics
    >canola oil
    Nope

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >sea salt, aka micro plastics
      has me chucking my car batteries into the ocean finally done this?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    oatmeal pussy self promoting homosexual id beat you up irl 1v1 dave

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Take the Wasa pill

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but you wouldn't make a sandwich out of it
      god-tier other than that

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Instead of making a sandwich with it, make 2 open sandwiches. An added plus is that takes longer to eat so it's more satisfying to me that just inhaling a sandwich. The thing that annoys me about them though is how expensive they are compared to bread.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I use this, but the "small" version. If I can only find the big version, I cut one slice in half.
    It's good bread. No onions anywhere.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why not Ezekiel bread instead?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Its not even 100% whole grain. Its dog shit

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A kind anon introduced me to chaffles the other day. They're amazing

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How many carbs?

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You know he's a rapist right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I will now buy your bread.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Aren’t all bakers though?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >eating sandwiches
    I have a great replacement... don't eat sandwiches unless you'd like to be fat

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what can I make for work lunch then that's cheap, easy to make, doesn't require reheating, and doesn't smell strongly??

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        A salad.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone here is so dumb. I hit my protein and fat macros and all my micronutrients then eat bagels if I fricking want and still lose weight on my cut. If I keep it under 2k cals a day I lose weight. Y’all over here doing the most with what you can or can’t eat. Just eat whatever you want in addition to your macros and micros IIFYM. For gods sake bunch of homosexuals. Yes I’m high test and things anger me easily like your incel advice.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Deep fried chicken breast or baked tuna.
    Frick your plant matter.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Supposedly every single bread that isn't the 21 whole grains and seeds (the green one) has canola oil. I just make my own bread at home. I think daves killer bread used to taste better years ago. It was more earthy and sweet and seedy and dark colored, now it just seems lighter and less flavorful. I don't know if that's just my imagination. I always loved them but I just make my own at home.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is going on in here?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Some reddit mongoloid got utterly assblasted someone dared to point out his hipster bread is also bad for human health, instead of only pointing out the worst of the worst fast food.
      Having his identity threatened, he argued against a strawman on the internet, because bread makes you mentally ill.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How is it bad?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          its not

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Make your own bread, moron

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