>natties actually think that this is healthier than test + anavar
you can't make this shit up kek doing more pills than a cancer patient to look like john cusack
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ratio + dubs + i've never had a b***h in my life
>cat memes saved
>virgin
How surprising
bro I frick on a regular basis and love these little cat memes lmao
y'all so bitter over each other when you could just be in your lane getting gains
You will never be aesthetic. You have no willpower, you have low-t without PED's, you are a fraud. You are a man suffering from body dysmoprhia twisted by drugs and hormones into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
All the “mires” you get are two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mog you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your grotesque musculature behind closed doors.
Women are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out roidcels with incredible efficiency. Even men who claim "natty” still look uncanny and strange to normal athletic people. Your absurd musculature and over-aged face is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk woman home with you, she’ll turn tail and bolt the second she sees your roid-gut and acne ridden back and chest.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning, do your lifts and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the anxiety of early heart failure creeping up like a weed, ready to kill you under the unbearable weight, more so than your PR's.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy synthol, get a tourniqet, put it around your arm, and plunge into the abyss of true body dysmorphia. Your parents will find you dead at 30, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment of having a roidtroony for a son. They’ll bury you with a photograph of you on your headstone, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a frauder is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that was ngmi.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
now show body uggo
I know this is pasta but only a loser would go to such great lengths to get into a stranger's head and try and hurt them like this
it's just as sad as OP coping with his questionable life decisions instead of just owning it and being secure in himself
Jesus christ, off yourself schizoposter
This is pretty kek anon, did you edit it yourself? If so good job
You will never marry this anime character. Not only would this barely-legal 2d character never interact with you, but there are several hundred thousand other guys who are salivating over her cel-shaded pussy. Some of them, I assume, have redeeming qualities like maybe a career or at least education. However, none of those things matter because instead of doing something useful with your life or fostering meaningful relationships with actual human beings, you lust after and long for a quirky and bubbly character that is a stark contrast to your emotionally stunted personality and blank demeanor. Even more bizarre is how some of these characters have physical traits that you think makes them more likeable. Some chick with a permanent eye patch is 'cute', or somehow you assume a character with heterochromia is 'interesting'. Nobody acts like this, no human being is actually like this. She won't "bring you out of your shell", because if she was a real human being you'd never be within 100 ft of each other. If, for some reason, you were able to speak with her, you wouldn't because you'd stumble over your words and spend so much time building it up in your head that the thought of and eventual rejection will result in a rope purchase from Home Depot. At best, she might smile at you and say hi back out of politeness or even fear. The absolute worst is that there are real human women who may consider talking to you and maybe even date you, but you will never meet them because you are preoccupied with a questionably youthful caricature of a human being with no real personality.
i just love anavar and sex haha life is great
bro this is half-natty b/c creatine
my water weight halflings on roid-lite mode
the only thing I use here is the whey but that's literally just food and not a chemistry-altering drug, had just oats instead today after training b/c I ran out
>he thinks creatinine isn’t natty
found the DYEL newbie, your post is legitimately moronic, you literally said you use whey because it’s “literally just food” but any type of meat contains creatinine, beef specifically contains high amounts of it. So if you’ve ever eaten a steak then by your moronic logic you’re not natural
yes but isolated, supplemental creatine alters your body's chemistry and causes unwanted side effects unlike just eating a lot of steak
if you get enough of it naturally then why are you supplementing it? same goes with testosterone
this is just cope but I'm not mad like you are
>alters your body's chemistry
all it does is increase your body’s water content, doesn’t change any of your hormone levels the way roids do
>causes unwanted side effects
okay? So does whey, tons of people get protein farts and protein shits, which is pretty similar to the main unwanted side effect of a creatine loading phase. hell, even eating certain types of foods can cause unwanted side effects, doesn’t make them non-natural
>if you get enough of it naturally then why are you supplementing it?
the frick does this have to do with something being non-natural? you can literally say the same thing about whey, if you get enough protein from food then why do you need to buy a protein powder?
unironically lurk more before you post here anon
It's a meme and by taking the bait you've outed yourself as the true newbie, however there is a possibility you're baiting yourself.
That said, I take TRT and have done cycles. I had body dysmo cuz of other reasons, but I am fine with how I look now. I don't really need it anymore, but I enjoy it. Shit's not too bad if you arent moronic, research it and take care with what you're doing. Most people are looking for a quick fix, so they'll end up zyzzing themselves without any of the aesthetics.
I’m aware of the “creatine isn’t natty bait” but there’s unironically people who think this, mostly because their newhomosexuals who’ve already fallen for that bait
Fair enough, my family freaked out about whey, got scared, told my doctor who, bless his soul, is kinda clueless about nutrition. Mother was shaking for a week when I brought it into the house, any minor discomfort or health thing that comes up is obviously because of the whey. Hilariously, most days I never go above 100g of protein, even with a scoop.
>I take TRT
It's never been an issue, but I appreciate the meme. Decades of antipsychs will nuke anyone's test, so I took matters into my own hands.
>implying everyone that’s natty is gonna buy a bunch of snake oil supplements
unironically the only sups worth buying (if you buy any at all) are whey, pre, and creatine. And tons of people on gear still take all of those
most of that shit is useless with a decent diet
Im just here to laugh at the seething israelites that pop up in every roid thread.
The israelite fears high testosterone and strength.
Hey ! That's my counter :/
I was about to post this... I take about 90% of that everyday kek.... Also, yes I do think it is healthier than Anavar. Who suggested otherwise?
Var can be pretty harsh in body building doses, as a supplement to just a test cycle its not bad. I've never had to go through PCT but it will shut down test a lot, especially without a test base.
Connie Roleman!
>i really got it this time heh i used as a example somebody who used every drugs on earth 1000times higher of what is recommended.
Can’t tell if this thread is roider cope or bait. Steroids are slowly killing you, you know it, and almost no natties take that many supplements (if any at all). Also your balls shrink lol
Weren't most of his hospital visits because he snapped his shit by pushing deadlifts way too far for his own ego?
Wasn't most of the reason he got into bodybuilding because his Dad called him a failure because h e didnt do something right? I don't fault him for it, so much shit out there that exists specifically to make you insecure.
>vitamins, protein, and creatine are healthier than drugs
"Yes"
Who cares about natties specially from this sub look at the cbt threads they are saying like "I know is not much but is mine" literally pathetic mediocre homosexuals who do not know nothing about actual sacrifice
>another natties seething reverse psycologing
don't you homies has anything to talk about? these bait threads are too obvious
actually a lot of us just eat a lot of lean meat get our nutrition bloods checked once a year. no point smashing vitamins if you already have enough.
Everyone post your fricking body now or shut up.
Natties are basically asshurt atheists. In every thread screaming roidtroony instead of christcuck. Constantly seething because when they go to the gym they're not getting mires from cardiobunnies like gearbros are. Nobody even knows they lift unless they wear super tight clothing which only makes them look like they take wiener up the ass lmao
>Constantly seething because when they go to the gym they're not getting mires from cardiobunnies like gearbros are
women love ottermode and with gear is 1000% easier