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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >little sister is a lesbian and looks like this
    I tried to get her into fitness by throwing a headset and a copy of beatsaber at her, nothin' doin'.
    She pays as much in rent as I do for mortgage for a shitty boutique apartment complex and the one thing it does have going for it is a free gym- but she doesn't go.
    god damn it

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      if a girl wants to be fat, there is no saving her. she’s going to be fat. modern media is constantly advocating for the body positivity bullshit and women will eat it up because they can get away with it and they know they can.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick me, I don't want to have to bury her before my pubes turn grey.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >She pays as much in rent as I do for mortgage for a shitty boutique apartment complex
      I swear to god I knew so many zoomers who did this at my last company. They were making 70k/yr out of college and most of them could live at their parents' houses in the area if they felt like it, but instead they would rent apartments in the ritzy areas of town. I remember talking to some junior developer who had just joined one of the projects I was managing and he divulged he was living in an area which I knew charged at a minimum $2500/mo. I have a 3800 sqft home on an acre lot and it's like $2400/mo.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        While I agree rent prices are bullshit, I certainly wouldn’t judge them for wanting some independence and not still living with their parents.

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nope. He is on 100grams of Breitsamer eod

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      what are you doing here?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ghoulposting

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Of course, he did use to go out into the woods and carry heavy logs with his daddy when he was a kid
    All joking aside, he's probably the weakest fatty out there, he didn't even hurt the medicine hater that badly hitting him with a fricking Torch lol.

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    german genetics really are something, this lad is massive, not just in weight but in height and bone structure, hands etc. his hair thick and long and he has perfect chad facial features. if he wasn't so goddamn obese he'd be damn near 10/10

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is what I always say, but nobody believes me, because they're all incapable of seeing past his fat. He could be very handsome if he lost 250 pounds (well, apart from the loose skin, of course).

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    QRD?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fat German metalhead, has an IQ <60. He's "famous" for being such an arrogant narcissistic butthole on the internet that thousands of people were coming to his house regularly to annoy him. Nowadays, he's actually homeless because he was moronic enough to sell his house and buy a pickup truck, even though he already knew he was going to lose his driver's license. The OP pic is how he appeared in court, btw.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fat, mentally challenged german metalhead
      >family dies/moves away and he inherits some money and a house + farm and shit
      >decides to make youtube videos as a career
      >they are laughably bad, again he is literally mentally challenged
      >gains cult following of people making fun of him initially in metal scene, then in general
      >people develop more and more sophisticated way of fricking with him
      >he only keeps doubling down to proof the "haters" wrong constantly uploading garbage and streaming
      >he also leaked his address and people start showing up to his house
      >this becomes regular occurrence
      >guy puts starts putting up fences and other shit around his house and land to keep people out
      >more and more people show up daily now harassing him, throwing random shit on his property
      >he gets in altercations frequently with these people
      >police has been called so often they don't even show up anymore half the time
      >people continue to harass him on and offline, other german youtubers join in
      >some chick catfishes him, has him make a marriage proposal on stream only for her to reveal she's been a "hater" all along
      >one day literally hundreds of people descend on his little town to festivities "in his honor" causing massive shit including trying to set his house on fire and having hundreds of police show up
      >this got so bad it was national news and major politicians commented on it
      >this shit goes on for years
      >he eventually is convicted of attacking someone harassing him and gets some probation
      >eventually loses his house and is now homeless begging for money online only to get thrown out of hotels and shit because people find out where he is staying and harass him there

      This doesn't even scratch the surface tbh. You could write several books about this saga

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        The main reason why people started fricking with him more intensely is that he's a massive butthole who constantly pretends to be superior to everyone. Back when everyone thought he was nothing but a naive hillbilly, all trolling was harmless, but the more he became a know-it-all narcissist who openly admits that he thinks he deserves money for sitting in front of a camera for an hour a day, the more people started liking to actually do mean shit to him.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>some chick catfishes him, has him make a marriage proposal on stream only for her to reveal she's been a "hater" all along
        This sounds pretty fricking mean, especially if the guy's vulnerable.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly it seems like people enjoy being cruel and just wait to find an acceptable enough target that “deserves it” so they can feel good about being a piece of shit

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Germans invited the word schadenfreude after all. But to be honest that guy is just stupid and gross. I feel kinda sad for this moron to be bullied so hard his house was eventually demolished but... I dunno. BTW he uploaded a lot of sex videos of himself. It used to be mirrored on a site called ogre porn

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              I thought he's a virgin

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't say there was another person invlived in his videos

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly it seems like people enjoy being cruel and just wait to find an acceptable enough target that “deserves it” so they can feel good about being a piece of shit

          People told him she was fake days in advance. He even had a little sound prepared for it happenning. (It was breaking glass and he said 'This is the sound of my heart')
          He usually knows how to provoke people in a way that people looking at it from the outside think he's just getting harrassed for being fat and kinda slow.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            this. He might be stupid, but he is still intelligent enough to know that more hate & drama = more money, so he provokes the internet on purpose.

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >filename
    he's only a lord, not a king

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Op is a German Zoomer with arms like a carrot

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grizzly BTFO

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      H-He's just bulking bros!

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      That can't be real.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        You mirin' centaur-san?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        You think it is unreal that he wore a torn Slipknot t-shirt to court ? Not that out of character for him

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    meddl leude

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