Need a run down on BJJ

Need a run down on BJJ

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's good. Try it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      For closet homos. I can knock out anyone with just one punch.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you think one punch can knock out a person easily you never been in a fight

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's the crossfit/vegan of karate
    Every bjj gay has to tell everyone they do it

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    insane cardio

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    every time i see some gay driving around with a gracie sticker on their car i bait them into road rage with the hopes they will get out and try fight
    like what are they gonna do? try hump me? lmfao. they just get hit with a baseball bat, bam

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What if they have a gun

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        my car is bulletproof so i just run them over

        https://i.imgur.com/5BDJDgp.jpg

        No you don't, you sit in your car and seethe and do nothing.

        nice selfie

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >nice selfie
          You're the one imagining power fantasies while you cry in your car lol

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            what else am i meant to imagine? sorry not sorry that i dont imagine cuck scenarios like you do bro

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >american bringing up cuckolding unprompted
              Classic

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I doubt that your car has bulletproof windshields

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No you don't, you sit in your car and seethe and do nothing.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      A 2 STRIPE WHITE BELT WOULD PROBABLY END YOUR LIFE.

      DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY FAT FUCKS COME IN A GET HUMBLED WITHIN ONE ROLL IDIOT?

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody ever wants problems with me because I’m large and mind my own business.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its fun but please don’t fall for the cockslurping or think you can actually fight

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are a lot of mcdojos marketed to bjjers, more than any other style. I've never done it, just my observation.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Learn it. It is good. Don't drink the cool aid. Ufc is fake. A heavyweight can crack open your skull and an 85 lb woman can knock anyone out with a head kick done right.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a tough sport. You will get banged up pretty good and it takes years to become proficient in it. If you commit to it, the things you learn from it are life changing. The confidence you get from knowing you can control another human being feels pretty good too.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did it for 9 months, tbh I think it'd be better to get really good at wrestling and learn the basics of BJJ. Decided to leave my gym because I went back to college and there is a gym 5 mins away for half the price. Realized it was cult when the owner tried to force me to stay, told me I shouldn't be going to college lmao

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's fun, but you probably want to learn some judo or mma wrestling because it's not going to teach you takedowns - and its unusual in grappling sports that there's usually a mutual agreement about who's playing bottom, instead of both fighting to stay on their feet.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >because it's not going to teach you takedowns

      THERE IS NOT ONE FUCKING BJJ SCHOOL WITHIN 100000 MILES OF MY CITY THAT DOESN'T HAVE 2X A WEEK WRESTLER TEACHING CLASSES ON TAKEDOWNS.

      YOU ARE TALKING 1990 BJJ HERE gay. NO SCHOOL DOESN'T HAVE WRESTLING OR JUDO.

      MY SCHOOL HAS A ROMANIAN BRONZE MEDALLIST TEACHING WRESTLING.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Great cardio. It's really making my cut so much easier and it's so fun too.
    Really recommend it, take a beginner class if a nearby gym has it.
    I feel really good after class it's insane, it's sort of like lifting in the sense that it will help deal with depression.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's only gay when you're touching

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's kind of dumb but can be a lot of fun. It's really hard to get mediocre so that is somewhat depressing. It will fuck your body up even if you're careful. 12 years training, bjj brown belt.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S GOOD. FUN MARTIAL ARTS JUST STAY AWAY FROM THE CULTY ASPECT OF IT. PEOPLE FALL TOO IN LOVE. JUST GO, TRAIN, AND LEAVE.

    IF YOU BUY MORE THAN 2 GIS YOU ARE A gay.

    STICK TO THE BASICS. DON'T TRY THE NEW AGE BJJ SHIT. LISTEN TO ROGER GRACIE AND WHY HE'S SUCCESSFUL, FUCK THE REST. FIND A SCHOOL THAT GOES GI, NO GO AND STREET STUFF.

    AND TAKE MY ADVICE: KISS. PEOPLE MAKE IT MORE COMPLICATED THAN IT IS.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I kneel judoCHAD sama, we BJjobbers are like a little fly to you

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >recreationally
    an additional layer of hubris and artificial elevation within the genetic heirarchy, almost exclusively for small men who feel small and whose lives revolve around proving to the world that they arent a prey item for predator. most people don't even think about how they'd handle a fight like this, they either don't remain in an escalating situation long enough or they they are able to naturally de-escalate. they are not walking around eyeing up other men, internally simulating how a sudden street fight with them would go, they are not clenching their cheeks and checking their shoulder as men who were born many layers above them in the heirarchy pass slowly behind them.

    >professionally
    either a specialized form of martial arts in itself, performed for money and fame, or otherwise a facet of MMA that has to be at the very least understood in order to compete at a high level, they get paid millions of dollars to be good at a thing, it is completely separate from any kind of self-validation or emotional and physical defenses.

    sports in general tend to be a route for weak men to vicariously live through physical champions, , cheated out of a human culture that raises all men to be champions and that sense of belonging to a tribe

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