Need advice

Quick background I love apples I go through about 30 a week and they're my main source of sugar. For years now I have always ate the stickers because I saw on reddit that they're actually designed to be ingested. Well I recently had some bowel issues. Fiber wasn't helping so I went to the gastroenterologist. He couldn't figure out what was happening so they gave me an enema prior to looking up in there. When I dumped it out about 100 of those stickers came out all clumped together

After some quick research they're actually made of plastic? What health effects could this have caused and is there any way to reverse the microplastic build up? I'm afraid there's still tons of those stickers clogging up my pipes

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How about you ask preddit you homosexual

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i don't want people to dox me from my reddit account

      >always ate the stickers
      but why

      too lazy to peel them off i chew my nails and i thought they get digested anyways

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You fricking moron. Why would you assume that the durable, waterproof, printed sticker that is very obviously plastic, is edible?

        Use a sharp knife to peel the stickers off if you have no nails.

        Yes, more home enemas are probably a good idea.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Why would you assume
          It's not an assumption, quick internet search says they are edible.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >always ate the stickers
    but why

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >30 apples a week
    > eatting the stickers

    Are you seriously so fricking moronic?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Are you seriously so fricking moronic?

      i stopped eating the stickers im just worried about the residuals in there. I think I'm going to get an enema kit, maybe using warm water to melt them a little bit

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Are you going to repeatedly enema all 40 some feet of your intestines? Did you think this through? Just stop eating stickers and chill ffs

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Stickers are touted as safe to eat. Why? Idk, but I don't eat them

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    can you hold your tongue and say apple?

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If this is real and not an obvious larp then you should seriously consider killing yourself.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    well you already eat a high fiber diet, just keep eating normally and shitting regularly and your gut will return to normal. that's the beauty of the human body, all of our orifices from our ear canals to our intestines are self cleaning and will always return to normal after some time. literally don't do anything OP, just live your life.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Screenshot'd for laughs later, thank you.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    this website reveals some of the most dysfunctionally stupid people. i can't even chalk this up to a troll immediately because i've seen too much that's far worse.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like larp. But you should in fact be slicing off the are of skin the sticker is on to avoid the glue residue.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Talk with your doctor OP.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He can't, the doctor refuses to go near him since he's eating so many apples.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    OP is a moron.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bro I straight up cannot believe anybody'd be dumb enough to eat fruit stickers.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is fricking disgusting bait anon. Holy shit I wish I had just turned the computer off before reading this. I feel like puking even thinking of stickers or paper in my food. Hope this isn't a LARP and you die horribly from stomach cancer in a few years from eating all those stickers.

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