Quick background I love apples I go through about 30 a week and they're my main source of sugar. For years now I have always ate the stickers because I saw on reddit that they're actually designed to be ingested. Well I recently had some bowel issues. Fiber wasn't helping so I went to the gastroenterologist. He couldn't figure out what was happening so they gave me an enema prior to looking up in there. When I dumped it out about 100 of those stickers came out all clumped together
After some quick research they're actually made of plastic? What health effects could this have caused and is there any way to reverse the microplastic build up? I'm afraid there's still tons of those stickers clogging up my pipes
How about you ask preddit you homosexual
i don't want people to dox me from my reddit account
too lazy to peel them off i chew my nails and i thought they get digested anyways
You fricking moron. Why would you assume that the durable, waterproof, printed sticker that is very obviously plastic, is edible?
Use a sharp knife to peel the stickers off if you have no nails.
Yes, more home enemas are probably a good idea.
>Why would you assume
It's not an assumption, quick internet search says they are edible.
>always ate the stickers
but why
>30 apples a week
> eatting the stickers
Are you seriously so fricking moronic?
>Are you seriously so fricking moronic?
i stopped eating the stickers im just worried about the residuals in there. I think I'm going to get an enema kit, maybe using warm water to melt them a little bit
Are you going to repeatedly enema all 40 some feet of your intestines? Did you think this through? Just stop eating stickers and chill ffs
Stickers are touted as safe to eat. Why? Idk, but I don't eat them
can you hold your tongue and say apple?
If this is real and not an obvious larp then you should seriously consider killing yourself.
well you already eat a high fiber diet, just keep eating normally and shitting regularly and your gut will return to normal. that's the beauty of the human body, all of our orifices from our ear canals to our intestines are self cleaning and will always return to normal after some time. literally don't do anything OP, just live your life.
Screenshot'd for laughs later, thank you.
this website reveals some of the most dysfunctionally stupid people. i can't even chalk this up to a troll immediately because i've seen too much that's far worse.
Sounds like larp. But you should in fact be slicing off the are of skin the sticker is on to avoid the glue residue.
Talk with your doctor OP.
He can't, the doctor refuses to go near him since he's eating so many apples.
OP is a moron.
Bro I straight up cannot believe anybody'd be dumb enough to eat fruit stickers.
This is fricking disgusting bait anon. Holy shit I wish I had just turned the computer off before reading this. I feel like puking even thinking of stickers or paper in my food. Hope this isn't a LARP and you die horribly from stomach cancer in a few years from eating all those stickers.