Need help with getting weed from doctor

Not sure where to post this, but basically I want some of that dank kush to help with crippling stress and anxiety so I can exercise better, but I need to go through a doctor to get it. I'm Autistic when dealing with doctors, what am I even meant to say to him? I don't want to go through all that spaghetti of arranging an appointment just to have my request denied. Has anybody else been successful with this? If so in what form do they usually give it to you? I know they don't like smoking but I don't really want edibles or oil but I feel like that's what they would try to give me.

Btw I live in Australia and the spastic cunts still haven't legalised it yet, but probably will soon.

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are you fat? If you're skinny tell them eating gives you anxiety

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just stop being anxious

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Weed is rightfully illegal in Australia because literally all of the weed smokers that I knew during my 4 years of uni were obese, tatted, and catatonic. Now, I have a condition where I COULD have been prescribed medical marijuana, and my doctor even recommended it, but I argued that since my BMI is already 32, I don't need to get any heavier and he put me on methylphenidate instead.

    Also, many stoners become stoners because they are anxious and smoke weed to calm themselves, but a year later, they are still anxious as fuck, often more so than they were sober. Weed is illegal for a good reason, and I hope it stays that way in Australia.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Idk, I'm about to graduate from my law degree, in good shape (460/330/550 s/b/d) at 6'2 220 and vape flower daily.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The fact that you're using imperial in Australia means that you clearly need to study more. If I were your prof, I would fail you.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >my BMI is already 32
      looks like avoiding weed didn't help you there

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, it did. Had I been a stoner, I could easily see my BMI steaming though 40. At least once I got on the methylphenidate, I slimmed down to a BMI of 29 in 3 months.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Fuck you, here's the full video

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >weed makes you le fat cause you eat more
      Then just don't eat like a pig when you smoke it? Only retards endlessly eat food when their bodies tell them to

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >DUDE WEED LMAO
    Stop relying on substances you fucking idiot, go meditate, get some sun, break through daily challenges and talk to friendly people, shit like this is how you fix your anxiety, not drinking or smoking weed or any of that bullshit. That will temporarily fix it for a short period while doing damage to your body and giving you an expensive crutch, that's it and that's all.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Needless to say that the long term use will make the anxiety even worse.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Using weed as an anxyolitic
    Awful idea. I've only ever heard of doctors prescribing marijuana for chronic pain. There's no way you're ever going to convince a doctor to give you weed instead of an actual anti-anxiety medication.

    What is happening in your life that's causing you enough anxiety that you feel the need to be medicated? (Although I'm 99% sure you just want to get high and that's just a shitty excuse you're going to tell the doc considering you're referring to it as "dank kush")

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >There's no way you're ever going to convince a doctor to give you weed instead of an actual anti-anxiety medication.
      Yes you are, because anti depressants are shit and actually bad for you, and weed has little to no side effects in comparison. Maybe a retarded Indian doctor might argue with you, but a naturopath wouldn't.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I live in Australia
    So?
    You live in SA right?
    Just grow your own, it's basically legal.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >stoner
      >doing anything

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's literally a weed
        AFAIK all you need to do is plant a seed

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I don't grow marigarden gnomeana buy that's not "all you have to do", there are many factors you need to address to produce a decent crop of whatever it is you're growing and I'm sure weed is no exception.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I agree, if you get busted, you're going to jail and you will probably get raped by a very well-hung black man. Growing and smoking weed isn't a good idea.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              In SA it's decriminalised
              It's like a $300 fine if you get caught and that's it, provided it's grown outside and isn't commercial crop sized

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                $300 is fuck all. That is like the cost for 150 cigarettes if I had to guess. Still, growing weed and tobacco should land you in prison.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Growing weed and tobacco should be totally legal
                Also brewing and distilling alcohol
                The government are a bunch of thieves who tax people to death because it's "unhealthy" (boo fucking hoo, that's my problem not yours)

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The irony is that the main justification for cigarettes being notoriously expensive in Australia is that it funds our healthcare system, but the cost of treating future cancer patients would easily obliterate any profit made from smokers. Still, I believe in consistency and you should either fully outlaw BOTH growing tobacco and cannabis or ban both. I don't even smoke tobacco and I am still pissed at the prices.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >weed
    >help with anxiety
    youre retarded
    t. dutchfag

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Australia
    Sucks to be you, lmao. I can just buy weed at a store any time I want.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I actually seethed at this post, thanks. Fuck you.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Don't be. Americans are drug addicts compared to Australians since they can buy weed at a petrol station like we buy chocolate. If I had to vote on weed, I will always vote for it to be illegal.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          But why not just let people do what they want? As long as it's not endangering anyone and they just do it in their own house away from people, why give a fuck? Maybe make it illegal to smoke outside your house or whatever, but there's no reason to make it outright illegal. If they are so "dumb" for smoking it then just let them smoke themselves to death, why protect the retards if they're so retarded?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Weed is a very easy to grow plant and Australia has plenty of sun for it to thrive. Do people there grow their own weed at home? I live in Spain and everybody does this, it is legal to keep 2 plants per person and if you get more and somebody calls the police on you (very rare) you can tell your friends to sign a waver saying it's theirs and you were just keeping it for them.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Watch out, the cartels might behead you (or worse) if they find out you're cutting into their market

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              There are no cartels in Spain. We are not a shithole.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Marisa doesn't smoke moron weed you fucking garden gnome, she would ingest mushrooms if anything.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Have you tried lifting or combat sports? It always destresses me knowing I could kill every other man in my office.

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