>never been able to do a pushup. >never had sex. >6' manlet in his mid 20s

>never been able to do a pushup
>never had sex
>6' manlet in his mid 20s
Is it over? I'm not even overweight, just 160 pounds.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know you, so I don't know if it's over

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Can't do 1 pushup
    homie why are you lying

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not lying, I literally can't do one pushup and I'm 6'/160 so not some obese hulkster either

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Are you 90 years old?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Almost 25

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you have aids

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >never been able to do a pushup
    Do you suffer from a medical condition that prevents you from doing so?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think so. I've checked my testicles and it's not like I have an extra chromosone

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don't give up, OP. Start lifting.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i'm a 5'5 literal manlet king that weighs 135 lbs and i can do one handed pushups and handstand pushups.
    how can you not do one single pushup you pathetic lanklet if a dwarf like me can do it
    >"b-but you're short and lighter"
    shut the frick up, i also have less muscle mass than you

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Post webm of u attempting one pushup plz. How on earth can't you do one? I could do about 8 when I was completely untrained, and I'm 6'2" so also have long arms

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I couldn't do one even when I was in the army, just can't push myself up

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >even when I was in the army
        How the frick did they let you be in the army if you couldn't even do one push-up?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Conscription, only thing you they need you to be good at is marching long ass distances.

          been able to do a pushup
          you mean to tell me you haven't done a single pushup in your entire life? Sorry, not buying it

          Yep. It's one thing I've never been able to do

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    im trans btw idk if that matters

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    been able to do a pushup
    How? Is there something medically wrong with you?
    Maybe you should leave with that bro.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    been able to do a pushup
    you mean to tell me you haven't done a single pushup in your entire life? Sorry, not buying it

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >6’
    >manlet
    IST already rot your brain, leave

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Pic
    GIWTWM

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do 25 knee pushups every day, and next week start with regular pushups until you fail then switch to knee pushups to finish your set. Failure is a choice.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just be glad you aren’t me :/

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't be too hard on yourself, I'd love to have your body
      All you need is a cycle of roids and regular lifting and you'll blow up
      .t Strongfat

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Japanese anime girl woman irl wrestling is weird. I remember 2 years ago when i saw pic and didn't know what the frick was happening but still thought it funny.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is doing 100 pushups a day a good start?

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I weigh 145kg (about 300lbs I guess) and even I can do pushups lmao

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wall pushups -> table pushups -> chair pushups -> normal pushups

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