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Tbh this is a pretty realistic goal body for her. I all likelyhood she will get fatter.
You've got a point, not getting fatter is actually a very reasonable goal for the average person.
Shes going to try to not gain weight as her body and ability to stuff it full of alcohol and goyslop rapidly declines.
She going to binge even more on pizza and wine, while adding more tatoos to finish her life dream of looking like a high school toilet wall.
It means she's proud of how lazy she is, kind of like most modern women.
Nah it's a cope
Lainey is being extremely fatphobic.
Yikes.
Why do we allow these cishet white women to tell us that putting on weight is literally evil?
Wow. Just wow.
Those panties look like pubes hanging out the side
>mfw you have pubes on top of your shoulders and waist
There's no way her face is that lean
Of course it isn't, irl she looks like Ozzy Osbourne
It means she isn't going to do anything. She's a kween just the way she is.
It means she has no intention of bettering herself, and thinks the very idea of self improvement is just too much to handle
She's looking worse every year
>exercising and counting macros? ahhhhh I'm going insane!!!!!
>It's not a dream house if it takes home improvement
>It is not a good dish, if it took time to make it
>It is not a good book/film, if it took concentration and time to view it
>It is not a good career, if it took studying and dedication
This is the modern fat frick, feminist, weak and feable mindset.
>This is the modern fat frick, feminist, weak and feable mindset.
you can just say democrat/liberal anon. We'll know what you mean
imagine basing all your perspective on American political parties lmao
they're the same thing, you sounds a little upset leftie lol, lmao
Republicùcks are liberals too. The only difference between the two parties is one supports the browning of Weimerica legally while the other party supports it illegally.
This is a very based opinion. Still voting fepulicuck, though, because their policies at least slow down the decline and give me time to prepare for when shtf.
brainrot
I don't think it's party specific
I'm not American.
most republicans are obese alcoholic boomers so it's not exclusively a liberal thing
https://www.cambridge.org/core/journals/politics-and-the-life-sciences/article/abs/effects-of-physical-attractiveness-on-political-beliefs/D5214D0CAE37EE5947B7BF29762547EE
>Controlling for socioeconomic status, we find that more attractive individuals are more likely to report higher levels of political efficacy, identify as conservative, and identify as Republican.
its an average thing, not an absolute
Correct. Your point?
Not him and I haven’t read your article but even a 51/49 lean could be the average used to make the claim, which is so averaged that it doesn’t matter much
>daily exercise
>consistent routine
>good food
>body looks good
>somehow this is a "nightmare"
I will seriously never understand this mindset. How does sitting on your ass all day eating cheetos and donuts feel better than exercising and eating right? I feel like utter dogshit after I eat goyslop, I ate pizza hut like a month ago and it gave me diarrhea. I absolutely cannot wrap my head around how people prefer that lifestyle, like how detached do you have to be to consider moderate exercise and eating fresh food a "nightmare."
Its addiction. Im an alcoholic and trust me a pint of hard liqour feels way fricking better than hitting a new PR on my bemchpress. But after i slam a pint im unsatisfied and need another or i feel like shit. If i hit a new PR im much more satisfied with myself but it takes alot of effort. It takes me more effort to fill up my gas tank and not buy booze, then drive past a bar otw home from work, than it does for these fat c**ts to just not eat or take a walk. But i sympathize that some of them might feel the same way stopping to get gas and seeing greasy food then passing a burger king or something. But thats the nature of addiction. The cope leaves me with pure disgust though
>how detached do you have to be
There is book about pleasure/pain relationship, "dopamine nation", just read it. In short human body counters surges of dopamine with pain and discomfort feeling, and because it cant spike it, it will be low and prolonged effect. So people who overconsooooom is in constant, through not intense, feeling of pain and discomfort. And the only way out in their experience is to consoom more, while exercise and diet is perceived as even more pain and discomfort adding which to already fatigued (as it feels) body seems moronic to people.
>daily exercise
>good food
Don't even need this tbh, just walking a few miles and NOT snacking will be a major improvement for many people
>a nightmare to maintain
If this were a picture of CBum I’d agree but this is a picture a women who looks like she does the bare minimum
Bro this is just a skinny woman. What the frick is wrong with this level of COPE?
I have been pigging out whole Christmas, and up until today eaten like shit.
I have abs. I accidentally got those during COVID by stopping to stuff my face with useless junk and drinking. Just eating whole foods to satiety, with minimal recreational physical activity such as bike trips.
Once you've built the engine, rewired your brain to not crave sugar every other hour and your body composition isn't shit, it takes effort to frick it up. Going to the gym for a couple of hours a week to try lifting heavier shit is just a fun hobby.
>I can't have 15%bf therefore I need to have 30%bf
smoothies are delicious though and working out is fun
>dream body
i would understand this argument if it was about professional bodybiulders or somenthing but this is just a skinny woman,all you have to do to obtain her physiche is to STOP EATING LIKE A PIG
Waaahh things that take effort should be bad.
She will die alone and fat
She could lose some weight
I am easily capable of being attracted to, loving, and having fulfilling sex without a sense of regret to a woman with a body like this.
But the instant she demands that I do so because otherwise it would be unrealistic, I cannot.
kek
Bro she ruined herself
All she needs to do is put the fork down and sleep 8 hours
Sleep can't fix that stretched skin.
Women need to be warned of that shit.
She should've quit drinking years ago, but now it's too late and her skin is ruined forever. People don't realize how much excessive drinking ages you. That's why do many women who are still relatively young look like horseshit today and why men don't look as old as they did generations ago - male drinking has declined, female drinking has increased.
>male drinking has declined, female drinking has increased.
very interesting, makes total sense to me
It’s funny because the tattoos are the worst thing. Looks so trashy, based on the drawing I assume she stinks like shit.
>crush has tattoo on her wrist claiming that's her only tattoo.
Should I be worried?
Yes, listen to the meme and die alone goy
No, tattoos are as common as israeliteelry.
Leave this site, it will ruin you and make you unhappy
Among the proles, maybe, but at my law faculty, not a single one of the students who make it beyond the second semester has a visible tattoo. Visible tattoos seem to be an even better indicator of success and discipline than skin color.
If it's a semicolon you should be worried about having a crush on my woman because I'm going to find you
Ben, nobody wants your woman. I don't think you should even want your woman considering she showed that she would rather have people that aren't you. Get out of that shit for your own sake, we all know you can find better. You have the same problem I did, an inexplicable preference / attraction to women with BPD.
she has a semicolon tatoo because her colon is semi blown out by the miles of dick that has entered it
Listen to
. If it's modern and trendy, it will be disliked here. See all the trad christ bros here. 2000s they were amazing athiest bros
Maybe. My wife and I have no tattoos.
Is she white? You will never find a white women without at least one tattoo. Might as well accept it now.
What hellscape do you live in?
Reality?
Where I live, tattoo-free white women are the majority, not a near mythical rarity. You must live in a shithole.
america
My white blonde blue-eyed girlfriend has no tats.
I simply refuse
My sister doesn't have any tattoos
My wife has no tats and neither do my sisters.
My cousins do though.
You know she has a snarling hellcat tattooed on her c**t, right?
>basing your life decisions on stupid memes
Peak moronation. I wouldn't take anything posted here seriously.
do you have a better alternative as likely to be successful? sure go for the one that had more forethought
no? don't get psyopped by israelitechan into being an incel and further weakening whitecuck society
good luck finding a woman without tattoos nowadays
Move out of the city.
>maybe it’s been in my head this entire time?
>no, it’s society who’s wrong
that soulless starr
>Tfw the realization that you cannot outrun the wall hits
I unironically feel bad for naturally pretty girls who don't know any better and run face first into the wall in their late 20s.
I have a theory that uggo girls and ugly ducklings learn how to push it back a few years (and end up slightly less prostituteish or run through) due to reduced desirability and lower self esteem in their youth.
shows you why current society is bad for women
Damn. Iktf
When I was on high doses of tren for months on end I always wanted to push farther. These days I don't use tren because I want to see my kids grow up and I would love to have the body I complained about then
Tattoos are for cattle
>look I posted it again
He's right, you know
>he's
Its hard to tell which comics are fake and which arent, because anons went on that copy cat spree.
This one is real though.
I don't even know what this is supposed to convey. She's glad that she ended things with a guy she got tired of but sad a guy she's not yet tired of rejects her? Is that the joke?
>I don't even know what this is supposed to convey.
That she is batshit crazy
>me when I thought I could do better
Vs
>me when I realized I could not, in fact, do better
Why are there cutmarks on her leg?
Women have stripes anon
underrated
Those are BATTLE SCARS from fighting invisible monsters, like the dreaded Not Getting Your Own Way or the heinous Not Treating Me Like A 10/10 When I Put In Zero Effort.
Lainey is cute
That hairline higher than Mt kilamanjaro. b***h got a 5head.
No, these are.
>white woman hits 30
>pic from 10 years ago
MAGYAR GOT MOGGED BY THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS
i want to _____ Lainey
ignore
all the self-acceptance shit and she still won't let go of makeup
I had a talk with a colleague about this, they say they’re fine being themselves but creating a new “you” at a whim was liberating. I couldn’t relate
There is nothing behind those eyes
Spooky
I call it the SSRI stare
Leave my gf alone!!!
shoo shoo lainey no one like you
lmao based
Does Lainey not realize both of those statements can be correct?
Yes she does but she wants an excuse
Does she not understand that men are only obligated to provide if the woman in question embraces her natural role as well? No, I won't provide for a woman who's unwilling to follow my lead, care for our children properly and who will divorce me one day.
Also,
>providing
isn't even remotely the same thing as
>being a sugar daddy.
this guy is correct kek
I deserve suk?
Suckie suckie, she love you long time
She freak with the suk
Yes, you filthy prostitute, I'm supposed to ask for premarital sex and you, if you have any value as a woman, are supposed to deny it, because your natural role is the gatekeeper of sexuality. No man on earth that has this opinion has ever said bottom right panel.
It has been said time and again: A key that opens every lock is a great key, but a lock that can be opened by every key is a shitty lock.
>No man on earth that has this opinion has ever said bottom right panel
Everything else in your post is correct but that's just delusional.
Why is the guy saying the prostitutes part?
Men dont need sex, though sexual frustration is real
Keep your legs closed
Also dont be single in your 30s
Is this really so hard to understand?
i worry about our girl, bros
she depressed
32 year old childless single woman is depressed? No fricking way bro, never saw this coming.
Not all women want kids.
Eventually, they do. For many, it's too late when they finally do.
Cope
Yea ok lainey, go drink some more box wine, see if it fills the void within you.
>simping for prostitutes
ngmi homosexual
>not even a single check
frick IST has lost it's culture
That’s just the baby rabies talking
>baby rabies talking
After that comes depression and bitterness if you don't listen to "baby rabies"
Not every woman who is physically capable of breeding should be a mom, in which case they can pour their maternal feelings into a manchild bf.
>After that comes depression, bitterness, resentment, fatness, sexless marriage, and poverty if you listen to "baby rabies"
FTFY
This.
And the ATM-men who get sucked up and spit out by these broads also end up regretting marrying a selfish woman who never gave them children.
Bruh, I go ass to mouth all the time and I don’t feel any regret not having kids. Not sure what the frick that has to do with it.
You're hilarious. Quit your dayjob (if you even have one) and go pursue comedy
I do, it’s a great job, and I have a tomboy gf who lifts with me. Sorry bout yo damn luck, son.
Men in dresses arent women
Wait, she’s only 32, that’s my age. Dear god she looks like like shit, I guess the wall meme is not a meme
>please pat me on the back for doing the bare minimum thanks 🙂
These comics are just pure cope. A worthless sack of shit who can’t even imagine the idea of self-improvement, and would rather make cartoons that make her feel better about her shit life.
Salad fingers
she is pagliacci
>I got bix nood muhfugga
>I got donuts
>I got ass and titty implants
>I got MASSIVE COPE
>Bixnood
KELK
>JUST
She just like me fr fr
LAINEY N-
FERRUS NO
I hadn't seen that one. Amazing. Even better than the fart his cum out version.
she's clearly peeing in a public shower AFTER she's finished showering. clean freaks seethe
i love how anytime it has multiple women in the pic she includes a black person intentionally to try and not seem racist. shes hungarian, and naturally would draw only white women in a shitty drawing
she's israeli, made several stories about it, but a secular one. she keeps christmas where she eats and drinks traditional Hungarian stuff, she probably.hopes she can settle for a local beta from the inner ring of Judapest
What the frick? Even with a penis (it doesnt stream down my body) I wouldnt pee in the shower
Why not? It gets washed away immediately and saves water.
Because you should keep your grey water piping separate from your black water piping.
Peeing in the shower is for trash people, and I'm tired of pretending it's not.
>Because you should keep your grey water piping separate from your black water piping.
Why?
>Peeing in the shower is for trash people, and I'm tired of pretending it's not.
Irrational arbitrary rules.
You use the shower to get clean. Why would you defile the place you clean yourself with human waste? Don't shit where you eat, basically.
I don't eat in the shower, I clean filth off myself in the shower. That filth is washed down the drain, just like my pee. This problem is in your mind.
It goes down the water drain and enters your drinking water and not the toilet drain which gets fully removed from the water cycle.
>five year old explains plumbing
I don't live in a desert anon, my grey water does not enter my drinking water.
What shithole country do you live in, son?
Toilet water gets drained in the deep earth and grey water gets treated. Seperate pipes.
> Seperate
shithole country ESL detected
Both get treated and the treated water gets dropped in the ocean. Only desert cities like in the middle east and southern US reuse their grey water. Long thing short, my bathwater does not end up in my tap.
but wouldn’t the soap you clean yourself with and all the oils and dirt you wash off yourself also go down that drain? wouldn’t that be worse than urine? this must be bait
if you aim at the drain then it all gets washed down and there’s no trace of urine left
>hold thumb for comfort
I have never heard of this.
Someone draw Lainey in a Molcar
it means she is an NPC
Isn't this bisch a racist pos. She is always posting negative things about our good people of color.
Can someone try her through stable diffusion?
In a dream world , I would take her on a few dates , get her to trust me , then pump her full of my baby goo
take photos , then post them all over the internet
Leave her alone monster!
(See's mine btw)
Double team?
Yeah sure
>never change
>never better yourself
I deserve a man to treat me like the queen I am
My favorite
kek
first time a IST post made me laugh in months
That guy's hot and she clearly just wants to touch his lips.
frick you homosexual
cringe
frick you
Black person
nah
Kys
Black person
no pls
cringe
Kys
frick
gay
Frick
Funny
nibbler
Frick you
Stop it
Frick you
Hah
Gay
frick
Black person
That twitter account has to be run by the cia. There’s just no way
It's always possible but don't underestimate the low intelligence of someone who is a mixture of a fat, leftist, they/them Black person
BASTARD
second in a day frick you
Goo goo
why no one no longer posts protection doggos?
If you don't reply to me directly your mother dies in her sleep
throwback to when /b/ got ruined
Wtf Lainey?
My mum died last year 🙁
Why does this b***h look like post-transition Michael Jackson
I hate you
frick you
frick off
gay
homosexual
frick sakes
someone post immunity dog
No. Learn to not be superstitious. This ain't the 1300's.
kys
Frick you
my mom is literally dying of bone cancer right now kek
I audibly ree'd on the bench
Motherfricker
frick you
Frick you
Not slightly funny
you fricking Black
Bitch
frick you Black person
literally frick off
>muh feminism this and muh feminism that coming from Laney
>med/southern euro man w American woman
Little does she know…
obligatory
I know I don't have to reply to you, little immunity dog, but thank you. Have a treat!
Kys
thats rude of her!
Twat
I'm not going to reply to it
she just changes colors
this one always gets me good kek
>date 3rd panel face
>the life i was made to want
why is it so fricking difficult to just take accountability about your shallowness
>A yacht girl?
LMAO, A WORTHLESS DICK SUCKING prostitute HAHAHAHAHA
WHY IS IT ALWAYS WINE? Why do depressed childless women hit the wine?
My guess is that it's a shortcut to appearing sophisticated. They're not like those filthy men and their lowbrow beer, they drink sophisticated "le vin smalle-budget" from France (please ignore the fact that it's not actually high class wine but the pisswater homeless Parisians drink).
It's part of womankind's obsession with style over substance.
Women just taste bitter stronger than men. Something to do with a stronger aversion to poisons that might kill a child in the womb.
It's stronger, not carbonated, and tastes better.
wine has the pretense of being a bit less sad and sloppy than the other tools of alcoholism in the anglosphere
it's a different situation in slavland with alcoholic women, for example
cheap, non carbonated, lower calorie, less volume. idk why not liquor. thats like middle age progression. its not that complicated.
because of the optics, liquor = sloppy sad alcoholic
with wine they can at least almost pretend to not have a problem, and make wine aunt jokes about it
same reason why men don't do yoga unless they like signalling that they take it up the ass, despite the benefits of doing so
Just dawned on me, does she ever draw fatter or uglier dudes? Cause it always looks like she's trying to say she deserves a 10/10 dream boy.
they literally don't exist in the average roasties mind outside of coomer dadbod delusions
Digits and Lainey dies
Lainey is just depressed
All these commics are a cry for help.
DON'T BULLY LAINEY
Phew
But then the memes end
I'm glad she's stuck in the Netherlands with all the other freaks. Its like the freak show carnival of Europe. Although Germany is a close second, along with Sweden too.
>make comics about being fat and ugly so other women think it's normal and follow suit while you get fit and attract more guys
I see right through her and I gotta say, I respect the game.
post the edit where she appears in the window please
Frick you, I was eating
She’s not saying it directly, but the suggestion here is that beauty **isn’t even** skin deep— it’s only as deep as the clothing you wear. Take a look. Her character’s face is perfect because of topical makeup. Her character’s body, full of stretch marks though it may be, is covered in tattoos. What is her ‘body goal’? A new colored bra and panties. This is taking the consumerist expression ‘putting lipstick on a pig’ to a whole new level… this is the rough equivalent of what happens when you train the pig to use lipstick and then command it to go convince all other pigs that they are worthless as sexual partners without it. In this woman’s mind, there is no such thing a self improvement which does not involve consuming more products.
She’s gonna gain 10lbs and cope next year with the same pic again
>WTF did she mean by this?
Turquoise is the new green.
What I don’t understand about all of this is if physical beauty does not matter then why waste time with the clothes and makeup? Why worry about her face and hair?
You're reaching for internal consistency in her logic, but the premise is actually built on a lie
They’ll tell you that it isn’t about beauty and that they just really like wearing dresses and wearing makeup
That she is afraid of getting even fatter, so for her to stay at this fat ass range is a big goal.
Never improve
Realistically, how can someone obsessed with fashion not care about how her body looks? Having a good physique makes clothes look much better on your body, all good male models are lean muscular etc
It’s easier to purchase beauty than to work for it
So what?
Its normal for a womans body to look like that after having several ki.. wait a second!
I feel like those are small prices to pay for total and utter reproductive control, toots.
Newton's third law makes femoids seethe.
kek, not like she needs to worry about birth control anymore
why the frick do you have that gif my dude?
Horse scientist
shut the frick up mr hands
stop cappin
Maybe casual sex is the problem
>IST is now unironically Lainey's most dedicated fanbase
She wants to change her bikini color
It means Russia has tigers!
Women are hilarious.
"I refuse to look after myself you should accept me for my gluttonous ways"
Also women "men need to be well groomed, tall & rich"
Infantile minded creatures with zero self awareness, why would any man settle for less? For sex? How low is their self worth
Women are not a monolith anon.
It goes both ways, people in general are fricking moronic, also
frickin disgusting
based and greekpilled.
wife is a fricking hypocrite btw. wanted all the benefits of fricking a bunch of dudes but when husband starts smashing every twink in town its "confusing"
Imagine getting cücked by trannies, god i hate women.
Not a supporter of homosexuality, but I do love the “I asked my husband/bf to open our relationship and it backfired” stories.
I was LMAO'ing the whole way through until the 2nd to last line. Why the frick do these degenerates have to involve their children
they are older so the kids may be adults at this point
L-fricking-MAO, stupid b***h
A 45 year old woman opening her relationship and expecting her prospects to be as good as they were 25+ years ago is already peak delusion.
Completely warms my heart that we can come together with /misc/ to meme this seedless roastie.
Why is the cartoon "community" so sad? not relatable or sincere, just sad.
Because we live in post-post-pre-irony times. Sincerity is dead, everything must be a sarcastic subversion of expectations.
I love fat women always have
but they do the most embarrassing shit sometimes, just accept who you are kek