New Procedure to make yoruself taller...

New Procedure to make yoruself taller... Involves breaking yoru femur bones, cutting open your thighs and inserting an unwinding telescoping rod into each leg. Then over the course of 2 months, you unwind it slowly everyday. Until you're at the desired height. And then you heal for the next 3 months... Total operation could cost 75-100k

Thoughts? Would you do it?

https://www.gq.com/story/leg-lengthening

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do you guys really have 100k and 1/2 a year to waste on an insecurity?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      small price to pay for a life without constant ridicule and contempt

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    all this to try to slam underage girls when you could just sell xanax and get more pussy.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    2-3 inches don't matter that much, and if you gained 5+ inches with this procedure (is that even possible?) you'd look weird as frick with T-rex arms and long ass legs.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      3 inches takes you from manlet to average

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      not even, the max they can give you is like a full 7inch..that's enormous

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 6'7" can you rich manlets lend me $10k for loose skin removal? Cheers bros

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that's not new at all. The basic method is really old and the internal rod one has been around at least a decade if not a few.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Business idea: all plastic surgeons performing vanity procedures get the rope.
    t. 5'10 manlet

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    so can I just do this forever until I'm a 10 foot tall mutant freak?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Even if you had the money and low self esteem to do it, youd probably look weird as hell, like a circus freak on permanent stilts. Being tall is not just about height but also about having a larger frame not just elongated legs

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >h-hey, d-do you want to go on a d-date?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this definitely fricks up your leg muscles and tendons and shit, good luck being a lanklet who can't even bend down

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    idk lets add up the side effects

    >noticeably weird proportions, all 2-3 inches goes into femur
    >or 6 inches into whole leg
    >look like giraffe freak, look at the article xrays
    >forever altered leverages, kiss ur lower body lifts gooby, forever smol quads
    >"i get a lot more looks at the gym"
    >he'd also get a lot more if he could squat lmao 3pl8+, but that cant happen anymore
    >probably fricks with ur gait too, doubt cardio or biking will be pleasant, rip knees?
    >is bone formed over large gaps even strong???
    >diminished red blood cell creation??? legs are biggest bones

    also, hunch confirmed
    >scroll long enough down
    >oh its pajeets doing this, of course

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so glad I was born 6'4. Last night at a concert injury reserve gave me a shout out because they saw me in the crowd rapping along. Was such a surreal moment cause I thought he was pointing to the homie in front of me but after the show he said "nah that was for you". Being tall with dreads is great I love my body despite the gyno

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It would be extremely painful.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Manlet coping reaching new extremes.
    Also the true manlets are the only people who would ever consider this sub 5'3 and its just going to take you to 5'6 at best, so you're still a manlet, but a hard coping manlet.
    Imagine if some 5'6 guy comes up to you and says he had leg lengthing surgery, I would legit laugh.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Plastic surgery should be banned, this is abhorrent.

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