New restaurant job comes with a free burger at night and unlimited leftovers. Bulking cheat code job

New restaurant job comes with a free burger at night and unlimited leftovers. Bulking cheat code job

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ...but you have to work in a restaurant

    I hope your a student, otherwise big yikes

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      stop saying 'yikes' you plebbit bastard

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        yikes this is a bit much lad don't be so mean
        big oof energy

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >mean
          >big oof
          Holy shit you weak bastard lmao

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            being a real chungus right now tbh

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      digits and this anon loses all his gains + no food from any restaurants

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        being a real chungus right now tbh

        checked

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >chungus
          wtf is that?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's what i like to call your mom

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            ogay boomer

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You didn't have to smear butter all over the already harmful hamburger anon

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My boss refuses to give people breaks or free food. 50% off but you can't take a break or eat. It's bonkers. It's cheap as fuck to feed your staff. Imagine having workers be tired and hungry all the time.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I read one of Frederick Douglass's autobiographies and I remember a part in it where he mentioned that the one thing that not even cruel plantation owners would do is underfeed their slaves. He said that all slaves had more than enough to eat every day because it was considered not only intolerably cruel but also illogical and counterproductive to expect people to work on empty stomachs.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah we're on a neverending streak of new hires because new people realize how bullshit the system is.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I worked at a Starbucks at its the same. On paper we can have 1 free drink within 30 mins before our shift, 1 free drink during our 30 mins break, 1 free drink within 30 mins after our shift. Problem is, I only work the openings, so I cant have that "30 mins before shift starts". And I only work 5 hours or less with my part time contract, and breaks are only if you work 6h or more (and its a whole level of garden gnomery because you HAVE to take that unpaid 30 mins break, so you basically work for 30 mins plus) so no free drinks during work.
      After work I go to the gym or training so Im not gonna be bloated with a drink (this one is my fault, I admit).
      The drinks are litrerally a shot or two of coffee and 500ml of milk, people pay 5 euros for this. With sweet syrrups added sometimes.
      I counter garden gnome this by sizing up the cups but making the clients pay for a smaller cup, or by having them pay for a cheaper drink than what they ordered. Im torn by this because I dont want to have people drink this slop.

      I make the clients pay extra if its an adult man buying some sugary cookies and cream frappuchino with whipped cream in the morning, though. What are they, children?

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's a weird looking burger

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its been shat out

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bulking cheat code
    >work 12 hour shifts and stop having weekends off
    lol

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    After working in a restaurant I now never willingly eat any food that comes from a restaurant

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same. I used to dip my balls in the soup du jour almost every day

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can't really fuck up a pizza. Only problem with me is boss telling me to cut up old salami ends for a topping gross as shit. Otherwise everything is fresh and good.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I eat street food even knowing that I'll get amoebas
      It's fine

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's disgusting bro, what are you homeless? I would never eat anything I found on the street no matter how good it looked

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          i think he means vendors well i hope atleast

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What in the everloving shit is that? Looks like the world's most dissapointing Shepards pie or a somehow even more disappointing "cake".

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      looks like a cinnamon roll

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      looks like a rectangular cinnamon roll with far too much icing

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I worked at Burger King for a year when I was 16 and we had to throw away any burger that wasn’t sold within 20 minutes of making it. I kept 6 Tupperware containers in my passenger seat and would fill them up every night and made huge gains that year. Then during college I got a job at a mom and pop bbq restaurant where I ate smoked pork and beef and rotisserie chicken with potatoes twice a day. Free food also boosts your financial gains.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      "smoked" beef has no taste

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You are so fucked, anon. I was aware that working at a tea shop where I could eat for free could lead to weight gain. I still gained 40 pounds.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gagged. Do brown people really?

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