New Year Resolution Thread

What are your new year resolutions IST?

  1. 1 month ago

    >eat goyslop
    >drink goyslop
    >dont have fun
    >dont have emotions
    >eat goyslop
    >never take breaks
    >be a paypig for zion don
    no thanks

  2. 1 month ago

    >I don’t drink much beer anyway
    >I’ll only apologize if I’m in the wrong, and I’ll never apologize to internet mobs if I somehow get cancelled
    >I eat beef sometimes but no pork
    >no, he couldn’t beat a child-sniffing dementia patient and is too old anyway

  3. 1 month ago

    New years goals
    >continue going to the gym 5/6 times a week
    >get a job related to the uni degree I just got
    >get a drivers licence
    And hardest of all
    >quit being gay

  4. 1 month ago

    Just want to lose weigh bro but my mums italian and constantly tries sabotaging me.

    • 1 month ago

      Just say no thanks. It's not some quirky Italian culture thing. Every culture thinks they have a monopoly on shit like this when literally every culture does the same shit. Moms just like feeding their sons, period.

      Standing up to your mom while still respecting and valuing her is a big milestone for you graduating from a little boy to a man. Try it.

  5. 1 month ago

    Im gunna start one of those 1$ gym memeberships just to take huge shits right on the shower floor daily. Maybe see how many slampigs i can defile in 30 days while im at it.

  6. 1 month ago

    >Work out every day
    Take your own advice ya fat fuck.

    • 1 month ago

      >dat negative canthal tilt

  7. 1 month ago

    I'm going to strive towards my autistic physique goal AND consume an unnecessary amount of books on social skills to be able to act normal. Maybe some creative stuff if I have time

  8. 1 month ago

    new year resolutions are for gay losers that will never achieve anything

  9. 1 month ago

    >make new friends
    >change jobs
    >lose weight and keep it off
    >hit 3pl8 bench
    >go out weekly, even if it's alone

  10. 1 month ago

    this has to be a parody of a boomer

    >fortnite reference in 2023

  11. 1 month ago

    My resolution is have a better personality. So, IST, what Gosling should I be this year?

  12. 1 month ago

    This guy is like Scott Greer except not funny or at all insightful

    • 1 month ago

      Ok, Scott.

      • 1 month ago

        Not him, he just very obviously stole his schtick

  13. 1 month ago

    my only new year's resolution is to read ten pages of a book per day.

  14. 1 month ago

    That is my NYR.

  15. 1 month ago

    For me its
    >reduce take aways and eat outs
    >be the best father possible to my little kid
    >keep putting on iron weight
    >keep pleasuring the wife
    >buy a house (please let the house market crash this fucking year)
    >reduce alcohol intake
    >make myself like beans
    >keeo hating globohomo

  16. 1 month ago

    > read a book a month (been doing this since last year)
    > continue at gym 6x week
    > do a cut from 85 to 78kg then lean bulk

  17. 1 month ago

    Last year's was weightloss. I am down 55 pounds and my bench is the same so I lost minimal muscle. This year's is to attract a woman.

  18. 1 month ago

    >no more videos games
    >no more pre-made meals/TV Dinners
    >no more weird kinky porn
    >clean apartment reguarly
    >finish painting minis
    The videosgames and porn were over half my life so I'll just have to overcompensate with normal porn.

  19. 1 month ago

    >more water
    >little to no alcohol
    >less sugary drinks (Gatorade n coffee my killers)
    >eat in more

    I did the same last year and dropped significant weight.

    Capping off 2022 with a nice cheesesteak and a bunch of beer.

  20. 1 month ago

    >Stop eating so much fried chicken and eat lean red meat instead;
    >Eat more organ meats;
    >Cut down from 3 to 2 sips per day;
    >1000 pushups per day;
    >Fix my lower back;
    >Get back to <10%bf;
    >Finally run a goddamn marathon (sub 3 hours);
    >Stop watching porn and fapping so that I can have wet dreams again;
    >Clean my bedsheets and towels;
    >Return to my peak lifts (1/2/2.75/4 for 10 reps and +20kg pullups for 10 reps);
    >Get a tutoring job so that I don't need to rely on parents for money;
    >Stop being so neurotic;
    >Become a better conversationalist;
    >Start writing in my journal, and don't tear out the pages;
    >Retain positivity through bad situations - constantly remind myself of the superpower of positive thinking;
    >Become more observant, and become comfortable with pointing out those observations to strangers;
    >Start talking more to strangers (see above, but also simply saying hello when walking past someone, or striking up conversation with people who are walking their dog).
    >Chew/mew gum more frequently;
    >Study more in public places rather than my room;
    >Get a tan;
    >Spend more time at the beach.

  21. 1 month ago

    >Have first kickboxing fight
    >Lift weights 5x a week in mornings, kickbox 5x a week at night
    >Cook at home more
    >Buy a car
    >Take some more community classes for social interaction
    >Level up my career in software development

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