>nice 405 squat bro and 5 years of boxing. >*kicks in your knee with a pair of $30 dollar work boots*

>nice 405 squat bro and 5 years of boxing
>*kicks in your knee with a pair of $30 dollar work boots*

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nice work boots bro
    >detonate my recreational explosive suicide vest

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nice recreational explosive suicide vest
      >deploys ballistic shield

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >nice ballistic shield
        >*black hole noises*

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >nice black hole bro
          >*cosmic strings intensify*

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >blinding white light
            >deafening ringing

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >*ROAR*

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >*~tgm*
                >Pfft, whatever, kid...

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >installs nexusmods
                >turns you into a flying dildo

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >nice nexus mod bro
                >*activates the virus*

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >*masks up*
                >What now, chud?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Masks up
                >Gets bamboozled by the garden gnomes
                Lawl

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Nice cosmic strings bro
            >Twistors manifest without the need for 20+ new dimensions

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >thinking the military can fight
    lel marines are fucking pussies

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i dont think you need a military background to kick someone in the knee

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pic related is probably from a cqc manual

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes
          I used to read this shit for fun when I was a teenager
          I remember when I learned how to sneak up on someone and choke them out with a rear naked I practiced by doing it to my mom

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I used to be a lifter like you... then I took a $30 dollar work boot in the knee...

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thirty dollar dollar? Do you not know how $30 is pronounced?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You need a proper technique to do that. You are like those women that think they can "just" kick an attacker on the balls and everything is solved. I have actually successfully defended from a knee kick while practicing mma so is entirely possible to do that

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Quad too strong to budge to your sissy kick.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that rice farmers and goat shepherds won over USA military, lol.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't care what IST says, gherilla fighting is based

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        you also forgot those rice farmers and goat shepherds have been hardened by hard life and constant war.

        The biggest difficult most burgers didn't had a hard life to begin with.

        >but muh moron ghettos

        If that was true, criminals will be the strongest people in the world and they aren't, lol.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          To be fair most of the GIs didn't want to be there in the first place. Morale wins wars

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            true, only psychopaths would enter the military without a good reason but to kill people.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed. The kino IST option. Fat ISTopers could never

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you moron? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          bro calm down its not that serious

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      USA didn't even fight a proper war against vietnam and pakistan, that would be waay more expensive (maybe they could afford it if they didn't spend so much in equality education for pakis)

      Vietnamese against China, I will concede that

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >doesn’t understand asymmetrical warfare
        America was at a huge disadvantage in both wars because we have a economy to maintain and citizens to please, while our opponents have their backs to the wall and nothing to lose. They slowly bled us out in both wars and made us pull out. This is the reason why no one will try to invade America and try and hold it. Too many hicks with guns that know the mountains far too well and they can just shoot n scoot popping melons at 500 yards with their hunting rifles

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No they didn't dumbass. The US just decided not to kill everyone in the fucking country to achieve an objective, unlike every other empire that has every existed.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        then that's why they failed.hmmmmmmm

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You keep forgetting that the vietcong were just an "extremist" and disposable branch of the north.
      The U.S wasn't allowed to attack the north.

  5. 2 months ago
    sage

    *dodges your work boot*
    *teleports behind you*
    *unsheaths my katana*

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Nice 5 years of neck workouts bro

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      thanks for this. Ima make another soijak with it. Picrel is one i made recently

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/4IYJoRN.png

      thanks for this. Ima make another soijak with it. Picrel is one i made recently

      done :^)

      i tried a different method for keeping the background transparent, so hopefully it worked properly. we will see

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        woops, think i fixed it now

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was stuck in a 4chan rabbit hole, came here because it’s leg day and wanted to some positive, and here i am scream laughing @ 7:29 am.

        Thanks dudes

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/HUZME1h.png

        woops, think i fixed it now

        based

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The chance of landing this and hyperexgending the knee is basically zero if the stance of your opponent isn't complete shit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, but most boxers stand like a gazelle

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The kick to the knee is a staple of Wing Chun but they will still get btfo by a boxer 10/10 times

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. just dont stand with all your weight on that leg. also keep a slight bend in the knee to begin with. Only time you ever catch someone with this is when they are moving in, and even then it rarely works

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Military martial arts are on par with Aikido

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >America was at a huge disadvantage in both wars because we have a economy to maintain and citizens to please, while our opponents have their backs to the wall and nothing to lose. They slowly bled us out in both wars and made us pull out. This is the reason why no one will try to invade America and try and hold it. Too many hicks with guns that know the mountains far too well and they can just shoot n scoot popping melons at 500 yards with their hunting rifles

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn did you lose your leg to a afgani, that is some pretty intense cope lad, we unironically lost and had to pull out. It’s near impossible to fight an opponent when you don’t know who/where they are and they are intermixed with civilians. This limits any large projections of force due to international laws regarding war.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Damn did you lose your leg to a afgani, that is some pretty intense cope lad, we unironically lost and had to pull out. It’s near impossible to fight an opponent when you don’t know who/where they are and they are intermixed with civilians. This limits any large projections of force due to international laws regarding war.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you're fighting someone who has a stretched leg out in front of him you can be pretty sure he hasn't had much, if any martial arts training

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ~~*Kissinger*~~ was right.
    Military men are all dumb animals that exist solely to enforce foreign policies.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally all history. Military is just the male equivalent of strippers

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ancient warfare is based.
        Modern warfare is cringe.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >boots
    >$30
    Tell me you’ve never done any labor or serious work outside in your life without telling me you’ve never done any labor or serious work outside in your life.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this bro has never been on ebay or in a goodwill before

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Getting military or work boots off of ebay
        Bro just stop, you’ve probably never even been hunting before

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If your fault for not wearing knee protection.
    I always protect my knees, ankles and groin when going outside.
    >imagine being caught lacking

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's really not easy to kick someone in the knee
    Trust me, someone tried to do it to me multiple times in a fight and it was really easy to dodge

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