Yes
I used to read this shit for fun when I was a teenager
I remember when I learned how to sneak up on someone and choke them out with a rear naked I practiced by doing it to my mom
You need a proper technique to do that. You are like those women that think they can "just" kick an attacker on the balls and everything is solved. I have actually successfully defended from a knee kick while practicing mma so is entirely possible to do that
What the frick did you just fricking say about me, you little b***h? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fricking dead, kiddo.
USA didn't even fight a proper war against vietnam and pakistan, that would be waay more expensive (maybe they could afford it if they didn't spend so much in equality education for pakis)
>doesn’t understand asymmetrical warfare
America was at a huge disadvantage in both wars because we have a economy to maintain and citizens to please, while our opponents have their backs to the wall and nothing to lose. They slowly bled us out in both wars and made us pull out. This is the reason why no one will try to invade America and try and hold it. Too many hicks with guns that know the mountains far too well and they can just shoot n scoot popping melons at 500 yards with their hunting rifles
No they didn't dumbass. The US just decided not to kill everyone in the fricking country to achieve an objective, unlike every other empire that has every existed.
This. just dont stand with all your weight on that leg. also keep a slight bend in the knee to begin with. Only time you ever catch someone with this is when they are moving in, and even then it rarely works
>America was at a huge disadvantage in both wars because we have a economy to maintain and citizens to please, while our opponents have their backs to the wall and nothing to lose. They slowly bled us out in both wars and made us pull out. This is the reason why no one will try to invade America and try and hold it. Too many hicks with guns that know the mountains far too well and they can just shoot n scoot popping melons at 500 yards with their hunting rifles
Damn did you lose your leg to a afgani, that is some pretty intense cope lad, we unironically lost and had to pull out. It’s near impossible to fight an opponent when you don’t know who/where they are and they are intermixed with civilians. This limits any large projections of force due to international laws regarding war.
>Damn did you lose your leg to a afgani, that is some pretty intense cope lad, we unironically lost and had to pull out. It’s near impossible to fight an opponent when you don’t know who/where they are and they are intermixed with civilians. This limits any large projections of force due to international laws regarding war.
>boots >$30
Tell me you’ve never done any labor or serious work outside in your life without telling me you’ve never done any labor or serious work outside in your life.
>nice work boots bro
>detonate my recreational explosive suicide vest
>nice recreational explosive suicide vest
>deploys ballistic shield
>nice ballistic shield
>*black hole noises*
>nice black hole bro
>*cosmic strings intensify*
>blinding white light
>deafening ringing
>*ROAR*
>*~tgm*
>Pfft, whatever, kid...
>installs nexusmods
>turns you into a flying dildo
>nice nexus mod bro
>*activates the virus*
>*masks up*
>What now, chud?
>Masks up
>Gets bamboozled by the israelites
Lawl
>Nice cosmic strings bro
>Twistors manifest without the need for 20+ new dimensions
>thinking the military can fight
lel marines are fricking pussies
i dont think you need a military background to kick someone in the knee
Pic related is probably from a cqc manual
Yes
I used to read this shit for fun when I was a teenager
I remember when I learned how to sneak up on someone and choke them out with a rear naked I practiced by doing it to my mom
>I used to be a lifter like you... then I took a $30 dollar work boot in the knee...
Thirty dollar dollar? Do you not know how $30 is pronounced?
You need a proper technique to do that. You are like those women that think they can "just" kick an attacker on the balls and everything is solved. I have actually successfully defended from a knee kick while practicing mma so is entirely possible to do that
>Quad too strong to budge to your sissy kick.
reminder that rice farmers and goat shepherds won over USA military, lol.
I don't care what /k/ says, gherilla fighting is based
you also forgot those rice farmers and goat shepherds have been hardened by hard life and constant war.
The biggest difficult most burgers didn't had a hard life to begin with.
>but muh Black person ghettos
If that was true, criminals will be the strongest people in the world and they aren't, lol.
To be fair most of the GIs didn't want to be there in the first place. Morale wins wars
true, only psychopaths would enter the military without a good reason but to kill people.
Agreed. The kino IST option. Fat /k/opers could never
What the frick did you just fricking say about me, you little b***h? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fricking dead, kiddo.
bro calm down its not that serious
USA didn't even fight a proper war against vietnam and pakistan, that would be waay more expensive (maybe they could afford it if they didn't spend so much in equality education for pakis)
Vietnamese against China, I will concede that
>doesn’t understand asymmetrical warfare
America was at a huge disadvantage in both wars because we have a economy to maintain and citizens to please, while our opponents have their backs to the wall and nothing to lose. They slowly bled us out in both wars and made us pull out. This is the reason why no one will try to invade America and try and hold it. Too many hicks with guns that know the mountains far too well and they can just shoot n scoot popping melons at 500 yards with their hunting rifles
No they didn't dumbass. The US just decided not to kill everyone in the fricking country to achieve an objective, unlike every other empire that has every existed.
then that's why they failed.hmmmmmmm
You keep forgetting that the vietcong were just an "extremist" and disposable branch of the north.
The U.S wasn't allowed to attack the north.
*dodges your work boot*
*teleports behind you*
*unsheaths my katana*
>Nice 5 years of neck workouts bro
thanks for this. Ima make another soijak with it. Picrel is one i made recently
done :^)
i tried a different method for keeping the background transparent, so hopefully it worked properly. we will see
woops, think i fixed it now
I was stuck in a /misc/ rabbit hole, came here because it’s leg day and wanted to some positive, and here i am scream laughing @ 7:29 am.
Thanks dudes
based
The chance of landing this and hyperexgending the knee is basically zero if the stance of your opponent isn't complete shit
Yeah, but most boxers stand like a gazelle
The kick to the knee is a staple of Wing Chun but they will still get btfo by a boxer 10/10 times
This. just dont stand with all your weight on that leg. also keep a slight bend in the knee to begin with. Only time you ever catch someone with this is when they are moving in, and even then it rarely works
Military martial arts are on par with Aikido
>America was at a huge disadvantage in both wars because we have a economy to maintain and citizens to please, while our opponents have their backs to the wall and nothing to lose. They slowly bled us out in both wars and made us pull out. This is the reason why no one will try to invade America and try and hold it. Too many hicks with guns that know the mountains far too well and they can just shoot n scoot popping melons at 500 yards with their hunting rifles
Damn did you lose your leg to a afgani, that is some pretty intense cope lad, we unironically lost and had to pull out. It’s near impossible to fight an opponent when you don’t know who/where they are and they are intermixed with civilians. This limits any large projections of force due to international laws regarding war.
>Damn did you lose your leg to a afgani, that is some pretty intense cope lad, we unironically lost and had to pull out. It’s near impossible to fight an opponent when you don’t know who/where they are and they are intermixed with civilians. This limits any large projections of force due to international laws regarding war.
If you're fighting someone who has a stretched leg out in front of him you can be pretty sure he hasn't had much, if any martial arts training
~~*Kissinger*~~ was right.
Military men are all dumb animals that exist solely to enforce foreign policies.
Literally all history. Military is just the male equivalent of strippers
Ancient warfare is based.
Modern warfare is cringe.
>boots
>$30
Tell me you’ve never done any labor or serious work outside in your life without telling me you’ve never done any labor or serious work outside in your life.
>this homie has never been on ebay or in a goodwill before
>Getting military or work boots off of ebay
Bro just stop, you’ve probably never even been hunting before
If your fault for not wearing knee protection.
I always protect my knees, ankles and groin when going outside.
>imagine being caught lacking
It's really not easy to kick someone in the knee
Trust me, someone tried to do it to me multiple times in a fight and it was really easy to dodge