>nice 6 years of jiu jitsu and muay thai

>nice 6 years of jiu jitsu and muay thai

Why does the headbutt mog everything?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would jumping on someone and straddling them work in a fight? I'd like to test it but don't want to die
    Like pic related but violent

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know, I haven't done any BJJ before.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anyways I don't know if the headbutt was all that, you know football players are pansies who fake falls constantly

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BJJ is sus to observe to begin with so I wouldn’t be surprised

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      like this?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit where can I buy one of those chairs? That shit held so well

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i thought she was having a seizure

    • 2 weeks ago
      nutefag

      there is no practical advantage in having the legs forward like that, you would be on your knees punching them but still straddling them reverse cowgirl style ultimately just like legs bent backwards like a cute girl rather then legs forward like a slut.

      • 2 weeks ago
        nutefag

        sorry that is technically cowgirl not reverse cowgirl i get my bjj positions mixed up sometimes.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, we know tripfags have no sex.

          • 2 weeks ago
            nutefag
  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nice 6 years of jiu jitsu and muay thai
    >here’s my sucker move that I better nail first try or I’m basically dead

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Their is no sucker moves in a fight.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >”there is no rules fo da streetz”
        Suckering implies you’re instigating a fight to begin with, if that’s not the case, then you’re just fighting dirty. And “dirty tactics” require the same movements and timing that more effective strikes can achieve much more efficiently.
        An attempt at doing so would only raise the stakes against someone with experience, and basically remind them that they could legally kill you for going to that level.
        There’s a reason why the best garden gnome Maga practitioners would get destroyed by a BJJ blue belt or a Muay Thai striker with 1 year of training.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >There’s a reason why the best garden gnome Maga practitioners would get destroyed by a BJJ blue belt or a Muay Thai striker with 1 year of training.
          >There's a reason I say this thing that I show no proof for, which I use to support my entire argument.

          Thanks man, I'm convinced.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man Zinedine zidane was so based
    God bless my Algerian brother

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Man Zinedine zidane was so based
      >throws the entire tournament because he couldnt handle the banter

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >god bless my algerian brother
        Its a shitskin blessing another shitskin. Did you think he would commend him on coolheadedness and rational thinking ability?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it doesn't. it's just that nafris have heads that are firmer than steel.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Having that much training and STILL letting someone close enough to headbutt you

    I guess we know who's the rest round in your gym

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Then he called Zidane a "liar" and wished an "ugly death to you and all your family", on the day Zidane had learned his mother was seriously ill
    Fucker deserved it

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looking back at it this looks so fake. Who the fuck headbutts someone's chest? Why the fuck does he fly away like he weights 10 kg?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why the fuck does he fly away like he weights 10 kg?

      Footballers like to exaggerate

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Your average joe would just take a step back but this "athlete" flies to the ground like he just got shot by a gun kek. Football players actively train to be more fragile than the average man.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's called theatrics to gain an advantage you fucking goofball

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Finally you're getting it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zidane looks whiter than that Italian. Also that guy was such a piece of shit. I understand that during a world cup final you may try to tilt your opponent with words but the shit he said about Zidane's mother was too far, even by dirty standards. Keep it fair and clean, call him something racist, some physical insecurity. But you don't bring family into this. I'm glad Zidane skullrushed that motherfucker. Motherfucker looks darker than soot too.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What did he actually say? I didn’t know it ever came out

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Materazzi was an asshole well known for this. He actively studied opponents' insecurities, and tried to exploit it any chance he got. That being said, he basically won the world cup for Italy.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    zidane, what a fucking legend

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dude
    This is soccer
    The guy probably fell over intentionally then claimed his ribs were broken, so the other guy would get a red card and he'd get a free kick
    Soccer players are renowned for their weakness

  12. 2 weeks ago
    nutefag

    people who do muay thai and bjj can also do head butts

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