>nice 6 years of jiu jitsu and muay thai

>nice 6 years of jiu jitsu and muay thai

Why does the headbutt mog everything?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Would jumping on someone and straddling them work in a fight? I'd like to test it but don't want to die
    Like pic related but violent

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know, I haven't done any BJJ before.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Anyways I don't know if the headbutt was all that, you know football players are pansies who fake falls constantly

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      BJJ is sus to observe to begin with so I wouldn’t be surprised

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      like this?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit where can I buy one of those chairs? That shit held so well

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i thought she was having a seizure

    • 2 years ago
      nutefag

      there is no practical advantage in having the legs forward like that, you would be on your knees punching them but still straddling them reverse cowgirl style ultimately just like legs bent backwards like a cute girl rather then legs forward like a bawd.

      • 2 years ago
        nutefag

        sorry that is technically cowgirl not reverse cowgirl i get my bjj positions mixed up sometimes.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, we know tripgays have no sex.

          • 2 years ago
            nutefag
  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >nice 6 years of jiu jitsu and muay thai
    >here’s my sucker move that I better nail first try or I’m basically dead

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Their is no sucker moves in a fight.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >”there is no rules fo da streetz”
        Suckering implies you’re instigating a fight to begin with, if that’s not the case, then you’re just fighting dirty. And “dirty tactics” require the same movements and timing that more effective strikes can achieve much more efficiently.
        An attempt at doing so would only raise the stakes against someone with experience, and basically remind them that they could legally kill you for going to that level.
        There’s a reason why the best israelite Maga practitioners would get destroyed by a BJJ blue belt or a Muay Thai striker with 1 year of training.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >There’s a reason why the best israelite Maga practitioners would get destroyed by a BJJ blue belt or a Muay Thai striker with 1 year of training.
          >There's a reason I say this thing that I show no proof for, which I use to support my entire argument.

          Thanks man, I'm convinced.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Man Zinedine zidane was so based
    God bless my Algerian brother

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Man Zinedine zidane was so based
      >throws the entire tournament because he couldnt handle the banter

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >god bless my algerian brother
        Its a shitskin blessing another shitskin. Did you think he would commend him on coolheadedness and rational thinking ability?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it doesn't. it's just that nafris have heads that are firmer than steel.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Having that much training and STILL letting someone close enough to headbutt you

    I guess we know who's the rest round in your gym

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Then he called Zidane a "liar" and wished an "ugly death to you and all your family", on the day Zidane had learned his mother was seriously ill
    Fricker deserved it

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Looking back at it this looks so fake. Who the frick headbutts someone's chest? Why the frick does he fly away like he weights 10 kg?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Why the frick does he fly away like he weights 10 kg?

      Footballers like to exaggerate

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Your average joe would just take a step back but this "athlete" flies to the ground like he just got shot by a gun kek. Football players actively train to be more fragile than the average man.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's called theatrics to gain an advantage you fricking goofball

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Finally you're getting it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Zidane looks whiter than that Italian. Also that guy was such a piece of shit. I understand that during a world cup final you may try to tilt your opponent with words but the shit he said about Zidane's mother was too far, even by dirty standards. Keep it fair and clean, call him something racist, some physical insecurity. But you don't bring family into this. I'm glad Zidane skullrushed that motherfricker. Motherfricker looks darker than soot too.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What did he actually say? I didn’t know it ever came out

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Materazzi was an butthole well known for this. He actively studied opponents' insecurities, and tried to exploit it any chance he got. That being said, he basically won the world cup for Italy.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    zidane, what a fricking legend

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dude
    This is soccer
    The guy probably fell over intentionally then claimed his ribs were broken, so the other guy would get a red card and he'd get a free kick
    Soccer players are renowned for their weakness

  12. 2 years ago
    nutefag

    people who do muay thai and bjj can also do head butts

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