Nice cereal, YOU PUSSY.

Nice cereal, YOU PUSSY.

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have farmer genes, I need breakfast or I can't work the fields properly

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I know Tyrone, I know

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I have to start my day by splitting my bloodflow between digesting a heap of food in my stomach and going to the rest of my body or else I can't labor effectively
      ???
      t. fellow farmer gened

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ideally youd work for a few hours then come back to the house and have a big breakfast that your wife and daughters cooked

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yep

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ideally my wife and daughters get up at 5am to start cooking for me.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But I have breakfast after lifting

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >imagine being such insecure gay that you need emphasize that you you such manly hunter and killer while talking about breakfast and do it online ffs

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >updates his insta stories
    >plans out selfies for the day
    >consumes ads
    >eats breakfast
    bbbeastly badass routine bro

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they could easily store certain foods in grug time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Common sense kills the primaltard

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Breakfast is for BETAS

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Early humans weren't completely retarded. They smoked meats and burried vegetables to keep them from rotting.
    Grugs actually had some ingenuity unlike some modern people. They think they're all that just because someone else made inventions that made their life easier.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Not uploading the full thing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I will NOT eat breakfast. I am a MAN!!!
      >but I do need caffeine and nicotine
      Pathetic. I thought he was all about willpower and stuff.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Don't eat breakfast because I am le tough guy and hate modern comforts
      >Still need my coffee and a ciggy tho

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Uber cringe

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I eat ice cream for breakfast and I’m going to siege more than cities

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is expressly to trick gymcels into feeling ill when they drink coffee on an empty stomach

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        who does that? drink a double espresso straight out of bed every morning

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          fugg, i drink

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does everyone assume early humans were this ultra manly, “won’t eat until work is done” when they were probably turbo manlet DYELs who jumped at the first meal available to them.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You don't think to justify every action you take dumb gay

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Someone post the jocko willink "miserable? good." copypasta.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my mum made me cream cheese on toast this morning 🙂

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why black out the name when this loser posted it on the public internet for the world to see?

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LMAO imagine having to eat food to survive i pity you humans such a poor design of a life form

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Say that again BITCH

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/CYe6MHW.png

        Kek

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >food that you didn't have to hunt and kill
    I hate gays like this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf, he is 4'4?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Seriously, if you are that height, what are your options? (chuding is not an option)

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