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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have farmer genes, I need breakfast or I can't work the fields properly

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I know Tyrone, I know

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I have to start my day by splitting my bloodflow between digesting a heap of food in my stomach and going to the rest of my body or else I can't labor effectively
      ???
      t. fellow farmer gened

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ideally youd work for a few hours then come back to the house and have a big breakfast that your wife and daughters cooked

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yep

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ideally my wife and daughters get up at 5am to start cooking for me.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    But I have breakfast after lifting

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >imagine being such insecure homosexual that you need emphasize that you you such manly hunter and killer while talking about breakfast and do it online ffs

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >updates his insta stories
    >plans out selfies for the day
    >consumes ads
    >eats breakfast
    bbbeastly badass routine bro

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they could easily store certain foods in grug time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Common sense kills the primaltard

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Breakfast is for BETAS

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Early humans weren't completely moronic. They smoked meats and burried vegetables to keep them from rotting.
    Grugs actually had some ingenuity unlike some modern people. They think they're all that just because someone else made inventions that made their life easier.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Not uploading the full thing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I will NOT eat breakfast. I am a MAN!!!
      >but I do need caffeine and nicotine
      Pathetic. I thought he was all about willpower and stuff.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Don't eat breakfast because I am le tough guy and hate modern comforts
      >Still need my coffee and a ciggy tho

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Uber cringe

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I eat ice cream for breakfast and I’m going to siege more than cities

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this is expressly to trick gymcels into feeling ill when they drink coffee on an empty stomach

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        who does that? drink a double espresso straight out of bed every morning

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          fugg, i drink

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why does everyone assume early humans were this ultra manly, “won’t eat until work is done” when they were probably turbo manlet DYELs who jumped at the first meal available to them.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You don't think to justify every action you take dumb homosexual

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Someone post the jocko willink "miserable? good." copypasta.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    my mum made me cream cheese on toast this morning 🙂

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why black out the name when this loser posted it on the public internet for the world to see?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    LMAO imagine having to eat food to survive i pity you humans such a poor design of a life form

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Say that again b***h

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/CYe6MHW.png

        Kek

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >food that you didn't have to hunt and kill
    I hate homosexuals like this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf, he is 4'4?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Seriously, if you are that height, what are your options? (trooning is not an option)

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