>nice muscles anon, mind giving me a hand with this jar?

>nice muscles anon, mind giving me a hand with this jar?
what do?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nice gender, woman. Mind giving me a child with that vagina?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sure that sounded hilarious in your head

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that's a man

    • 1 month ago
      Giddy

      maybe if you tried being nice and actually talking to women, you would get a child

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        NTA, but some try the nice thing and it fails spectacularly.
        Failing with women because I was a typical Niceguy is what has made me so cold towards them, personally. It'd kind of a cold dagger in the heart when you lose a girl to an asshole, while simultaneously living in a society that tells you to "just be nice to them :3"

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    NO PROB BITCH

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >looks at ingredients in pickles
    >high fructose corn syrup
    >throw jar on the ground and smash it
    >tell her "nice try"

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Happens all the time with my wife. Some answers I gave:

    >First, thank me for going to the gym and starting rock climbing last year
    >Open the jar And say something like Good thing I'm strong AF or we would have to starve
    >(Gay voice) I can't, I drank too much sóymilk and now I'm weak. Also we need to be better allies to the Black LGBT community

    All are met with smiles

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >(Gay voice) I can't, I drank too much sóymilk and now I'm weak. Also we need to be better allies to the Black LGBT community
      lol'd at this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >wipe my hands on my shirt / pants bc they are always a bit sweaty
      >give the jar a smack on the underside
      >open it

      this guy gets it

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >mom asks me to open jar
    >struggle
    >mom asks dad to open jar
    >*pop*
    fucking dad strength lads

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Same here except I used to open it after dad struggled with it

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Open the jar. Thank god I did my forearm curls.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For anyone who doesn't know
    >Use your lats
    If girls found out they'd stop asking though so keep that to yourselves

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      how do I pullup on a jar lid

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What? How?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Post forearms. Not challenging the validity of your post, I just want to see what it looks like when grip strength is not the weak link when opening jars.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    we have these jars that have ''easily openable'' written on the lid and these fuckers gaslight you so much they're much harder to open than regular jars making you think that you're a weak bitch

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jars are easy mode. The real challenge are bottles of drain cleaner with deformed safety caps. That shit is pure madness.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you can hit the lid from a side couple of times with a spoon or something and it will open easily

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >unhinge jaw
    >put jar in unhinged jaw
    >tilt head upwards
    >crush jar

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would have to get a rubber glove because my grip strength is awful

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