Nice muscles big boy
*knocks you out with one punch*
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He's such a homosexual. I'm almost certain i could knock his dyel ass out.
who are you fighting?
when do you ever need to fight someone?
if someone insulted me id say have a good day and move on
if someone tried to fight me (why would they?) id just get away and call popo
if someone tried to rob me id just give them the $50 in my wallet
even if you win its rarely worth getting charged or brain damaged
if you dont live in a shithole or hang around with shitheads youll never need to fight anyone
Give me your lunch money b***h
Holy frick I was going to make the same joke
i actually used to give a girl my homemade subway sandwich so she would like me
she ended up just asking for it everyday so i stopped and learnt a valuable lesson about women at an early age
she had nice breasts though, i miss feeling them behind F block
>Give food, touch titty
I can't think of a simpler explanation of how heterosexual relationships work senpai
it was simpler times
>gave a girl a light back rub with a pencil every class and in return id get to touch her breasts
>got to touch breasts for winning a game of rock paper scissors
>girl said if i can NOT look at her breasts for 30sec while she jiggled them i could touch em
left girls brother took this pic, look how small my nipples were. dyel as frick too
no it was long like a subway and had good bread
everyone here just calls them a sub
sub means submarine sandwich
not it means submissive sand witch
Based boob enjoyer and understanding female psychology. You seem like a fun guy.
Post more of the chick on the left plz
>homemade subway sandwich
you mean a sandwich
Dumb frogposter.
>shoots you in the stomach and takes your wallet
Your girl will cuck you
Girls don't leave you because you "lost a fight" you dumbass. Jesus christ who'd do that? If she's someone like that she'd find a reason to leave me before I ever get into a fight anyway. This is not 50.000 BC dude.
Girls don't leave you because you lost a fight, they just stop being attracted to you because they're biologically wired to not be attracted to weak men like you. She'll leave because she's not attracted to you anymore, which is basically the same thing.
Kek there’s a video about a women on Joe Rogan and she laid out how she lost respect for her boyfriend when he lost a professional fight
>when do you ever need to fight someone?
Who needs a reason? This homosexualy anti-violence shit is why /misc/cel candyass geeks get to go on mass shootings. Punch someone in the face the next time you're mad at them, make fistfighting legal again.
>lets anger out the right way
>teaches you to be respectful to people
>forces weaklings to work out and apply themselves, or else get heemed
>teaches women why they're supposed to be submissive
>teaches people to fend for themselves
>gives the less weak incels a better outlet
To this day I resent my fricking mother for letting our hippie yuppie moron neighbor talk her into preaching non-violence. Within three years of legalizing barehanded 1-on-1 assault, at least half of the fixable problems with society would be fixed.
i think you have moron
I'm going to give you moron with these two white-knuckled hands, you hamster-dicked troon
Don't assault the women, assault their poof boyfriends
>catty female behaviours
Literally this. No fighting => Weak people who never learned to fight => homosexual people using homosexual social tactics to undermine each other.
Larping moron.
Seething moron
I agree, which is why I get drink and assault women.
This, it will also stop the moronic idea of needing to be liked by everyone. It's good to have enemies. You can't be friends with everyone anyway so you end with catty female behaviours and backstabbing.
Unfathomably based
Mutual combat is legal in Washington. Funny because it's one of the most liberally homosexual states in the union. If you wanted, you could move to Seattle and challenge little b***h ass soibois to a duel after you insult their favorite mlp character or bash homos. Here is a video of Phoenix Jones fighting someone in seattle with a cop refereeing.
https://youtu.be/lVLvAOsX95M
Got a buddy in seattle. If I visit him I might randomly challenge city gays to duels for fun. Did a good amount if boxing and BJJ so I should knock their fuxking blocks off. Sounds like a good time and the trauma from the event will force them to man up.
My biggest regret in life remains not choosing violence against homosexual bullies and teachers. It reminds me of my weakness and lack of balls. At the time I believed I was the "big man" for not doing anything but it was just cope for being a pussy. It frustrates me so much
>when do you ever need to fight someone?
when someone pays you for it
Based and thorspilled
>Thors
>based
The entire manga is about why being a pacihomosexual ruins everything. People die routinely because Thorfinn pussies out, Thors left behind an emotionally wrecked child because he wouldn't take off a few heads, and the entire visible universe jobs to Thorkell because he doesn't do that gay hippy shit. You missed the whole point if you think Vinland Saga is pro-pacifism.
You're wrong but also not wrong at the same time
But if someone tried to rob me they are getting shot
I'll fight him
I don't live in a shit hole to worry about fights OP improve your standards of living or fix your mental illness
Nice punches little man
*shots the clown*
*Picks you up (I am 6'1'', which dwarfs MMAnlets)*
What a badass little fighter, I am defeated!
*Puts you in the stroller*
But it is late now we are going home, hope you bad fun rolling with the other MMAnlets!
Bring it on ya fairy
Doesn't this cucks gf have an onlyfans
This.
Boxing for fitness is superior, if youre just working on a heavy bag and not sparring.
One of you uppity gym homosexuals even looks at me wrong and youre getting put in your place, fast.
Dont think so? Think again.
This guy has glass legs as proven in fights. Just Imanari roll + heel hook
>just imanari roll and heel hook a ufc fighter dude
youd wake up in a hospital bed with half your memories missing
BJ Penn got beat in a street fight. Nobody expects the unexpected.
*Shoots him* ezpz
>inb4 YOU CANT HAVE A HECKIN GUN
My muscles are a deterrent
Whereas this little homosexual has to actually get into a fight to demonstrate his superiority, I literally just walk around and its as if I'm holding a pistol. This little twink homosexual 100% gets glares and name called at bars by random drunk dudes. Me? Lol, little shithead bargays don't even make eye contact with me.
The fact is, 90% of dudes at bars can't even bench 185lbs and that's absolutely pathetic. Once you realize this, those little chode hispanics and other frickboys who seem to always have a chip on their shoulder just seem absolutely pathetic. 185 measly pounds, and you couldn't bench it for 1 if your life depended on it lmao! How absolutely emasculating...
Rich could have beaten this little boy with 1 arm. RIP kang.
this guy lets the mother of his child get fricked by other men
no amount of fighting will ever make him a man again
>dodges punch
>walks around until his ankle snaps again
eternally heemed
it's like 2 kids on a playground lol. people like this?
You've never seen MMA? Lmao. What a pussy.
It looks kinda gay. Boxing is more fun to watch.
lol why does sugar sean make people seethe so hard? lmfao
He looks and acts like a moron. He's an entertaining fighter though, I like him.