>neither will my children when they go to school
Climate change and resource depletion will cause literally billions of refugees and migrants to swamp north America and Europe. Nowhere will be safe for you or your children.
Jokes on you, homosexual. I have muscles and I always carry. Only moronic dyels thinks you get IST to pretend getting. I’m IST because I love looking great, something you’ll never understand. Kys
>OH YOU THINK YOURE BIG AND STRONG OKAY I'M JUST GONNA MURDER YOU
Too bad I carry a gun too, you'll wish you had just took the ass beating. I bet you were bullied bad as a kid.
While you spent 10,000 hours in the gym working on your biceps, I spent 10,000 hours working on my draw and time to first shot
Don't feel bad, they've happened to me a few times
>At friends apartment at college. >Just bought my first pistol from a gun show (I was 18) >Drinking with friends >Show them my new Jericho >Try to manually dewiener >Thumb slips on hammer, ND into celling Upstairs neighbors too high and drunk (underage and illegal drugs) to call the police.
Second time
>At range >Showing friend pistol >Think gun is unloaded >Point at ground show him how to wrack and pull the trigger. >Forgot loaded mag in >Shoot between his feet
Third time
>At parents house. >Just bought a sig from a guy >Get home >Try swapping slides with another sig I had >Forgot the other sig slide was chambered. >Pull trigger >Shoot parents wall
Fourth time
>At my new house >Playing with a friend's 5.56 AK >Release bolt >Slam fires round into ground
Fifth time
>Showing a friend how to use it >No idea how but a round got chambered >Show him how the trigger works >Pull trigger >Shoots round into floor in the same place as before
Sixth time
>Thought maybe the house was haunted >Grab a sig >Physically clear it, (racked the slide 3 times) with no magazine in pull trigger at the same hole >Round goes off
Seventh time
>Friend brings over a used >Glock wants me to look over it >I grab it and pull the trigger without clearing it >Didn't even realize the thing was loaded.
Eighth time
>Friend brings over his transferable Mac 10 >I had no idea how open bolt guns worked. >He's showing it off to me I put a loaded mag it and decided to try and release the bolt (I thought it shot from a closed bolt) >Pulled the trigger for some reason >Shot 3 rounds into my wall
Overall you shouldn't feel too bad about NDs. It's part of owning guns, and you should get used to them.
>Seventh time
brings over a used
wants me to look over it
the part that always makes it obvious that this is fake, because theres no way his friend would trust him with a gun after all these NDs
>renders your strength and size completely meaningless
wrong because i still mog your dyel ass and nobody will notice your existence as long as Im near
stay pussyfree lol
Words don’t hurt you stupid homosexual. Only moronic Black folk need to lash out if someone says something they don’t like. Freedom is speech is absolute, and if you think I’d ape out from someone saying something, then you’re as stupid as your reply
>>beat up a person, walk away
happens
That's assault, which is a crime. In America it's also usually a felony, meaning you can be sent to prison for years if convicted (depends on the severity, if you used a weapon, and if you were doing anything else criminal at the same time like robbing them, it also can vary by state). In addition to the criminal penalty, you can also be sued by the victim for financial compensation.
>OH YOU THINK YOURE BIG AND STRONG OKAY I'M JUST GONNA MURDER YOU
Too bad I carry a gun too, you'll wish you had just took the ass beating. I bet you were bullied bad as a kid.
Fortunately I live in a civilized country where using firearms is severely restricted and being shot in a fight or altercation is almost unheard of, sucks for Americans tho
Why are Americans so obsessed with murder porn scenarios? It's like you homosexuals prepare to gun down people every time you leave the house. Just this overall sense of paranoia from Americans caused by everyone carrying firearms so they arm themselves a constantly talk about hypothetical scenarios where they actually leave their moms basement and get a gun pointed at them.
I live in a country where handguns are banned, nobody carries a gun so there is no need to carry one myself, I can't imagine needing to carry a death machine just to feel safe in my own country, pathetic.
>girl asks to see what's under your shirt >shoot her >grandma needs you to help move her furniture >shoot it >doctor tells you you have type 2 diabetes and need diet and excercise >shoot him >gf likes to be manhandled >shoot her
truly the american way of life is superior
>good luck changing that with a gun
just kill fat people
seriously though, bed-bound people like your pic should just get euthanized. what's the point? feeding them until they die anyway?
I don't think a firearm will help me lift furniture
>forces someone else to lift furniture at gunpoint
easy
I'm not an expert on this sort of thing, but I think that's a crime.
>cops come to arrest you
>shoot them too
It's literally so easy
this just keeps escalating until a new nation is formed
What if they send more cops
Ammo is expensive these days, you know
I can't refute this.
i can
Is it possible to learn this power?
why don't you just get them to help lift the furniture too
I don't live in a shithole so I don't have to worry about being shot (neither will my children when they go to school)
>neither will my children when they go to school
Climate change and resource depletion will cause literally billions of refugees and migrants to swamp north America and Europe. Nowhere will be safe for you or your children.
>implying
>muh climate change
Opinion discarded
You don't even need a gun. Most lift gays would get stomped by a duel with 6 months of striking and 6 months of grappling training.
Dyel not duel
Bullshit
Can't strike or grapple when you're weak. Nice fantasy though, Chang
Jokes on you, homosexual. I have muscles and I always carry. Only moronic dyels thinks you get IST to pretend getting. I’m IST because I love looking great, something you’ll never understand. Kys
While you spent 10,000 hours in the gym working on your biceps, I spent 10,000 hours working on my draw and time to first shot
How about lifting and owning a firestick you mudblood frick
I’ve alrdy had a couple NDs at the gym
Don't feel bad, they've happened to me a few times
>At friends apartment at college.
>Just bought my first pistol from a gun show (I was 18)
>Drinking with friends
>Show them my new Jericho
>Try to manually dewiener
>Thumb slips on hammer, ND into celling Upstairs neighbors too high and drunk (underage and illegal drugs) to call the police.
Second time
>At range
>Showing friend pistol
>Think gun is unloaded
>Point at ground show him how to wrack and pull the trigger.
>Forgot loaded mag in
>Shoot between his feet
Third time
>At parents house.
>Just bought a sig from a guy
>Get home
>Try swapping slides with another sig I had
>Forgot the other sig slide was chambered.
>Pull trigger
>Shoot parents wall
Fourth time
>At my new house
>Playing with a friend's 5.56 AK
>Release bolt
>Slam fires round into ground
Fifth time
>Showing a friend how to use it
>No idea how but a round got chambered
>Show him how the trigger works
>Pull trigger
>Shoots round into floor in the same place as before
Sixth time
>Thought maybe the house was haunted
>Grab a sig
>Physically clear it, (racked the slide 3 times) with no magazine in pull trigger at the same hole
>Round goes off
Seventh time
>Friend brings over a used
>Glock wants me to look over it
>I grab it and pull the trigger without clearing it
>Didn't even realize the thing was loaded.
Eighth time
>Friend brings over his transferable Mac 10
>I had no idea how open bolt guns worked.
>He's showing it off to me I put a loaded mag it and decided to try and release the bolt (I thought it shot from a closed bolt)
>Pulled the trigger for some reason
>Shot 3 rounds into my wall
Overall you shouldn't feel too bad about NDs. It's part of owning guns, and you should get used to them.
For me it's the sixth one. I'll write to you in jail after you kill someone anon.
Thanks for the laughs. Good way to start the day
You’re incompetent and morons like you give intelligent gun owners a bad reputation
>Seventh time
brings over a used
wants me to look over it
the part that always makes it obvious that this is fake, because theres no way his friend would trust him with a gun after all these NDs
>renders your strength and size completely meaningless
wrong because i still mog your dyel ass and nobody will notice your existence as long as Im near
stay pussyfree lol
>beat up a person, walk away
>nothing happens
>shoot a person, commit a murder
>enjoy cozy ass rape in prison
Choice is simple
That wouldn’t happen to me because my state has Stand Your Ground and Castle Doctrine so I have no need to retreat. Frick around and find out.
You can’t do shit if I’m just verbally abusing you little guy
Therefore I can frick around all I want and what I’ll find out is that you’re a pussy
Words don’t hurt you stupid homosexual. Only moronic Black folk need to lash out if someone says something they don’t like. Freedom is speech is absolute, and if you think I’d ape out from someone saying something, then you’re as stupid as your reply
>>beat up a person, walk away
happens
where the frick can you do this?
Literally everywhere? You think cops will trace your ass over a street fight? But you sure are going down if you commit a murder.
if they can track you they will, and the victim will sue you for damages
They can pretty much do anything but they wouldn't care about a fist fight as much as a murder.
>>beat up a person, walk away
happens
That's assault, which is a crime. In America it's also usually a felony, meaning you can be sent to prison for years if convicted (depends on the severity, if you used a weapon, and if you were doing anything else criminal at the same time like robbing them, it also can vary by state). In addition to the criminal penalty, you can also be sued by the victim for financial compensation.
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>OH YOU THINK YOURE BIG AND STRONG OKAY I'M JUST GONNA MURDER YOU
Too bad I carry a gun too, you'll wish you had just took the ass beating. I bet you were bullied bad as a kid.
>I bet you were bullied bad as a kid.
this, op is a certified bullied loser the way he talks kek
>he doesnt wanna be posted on cute dead boys
NGMI
A gun can't replace good healthy body. That's why in America everyone has guns but is an obese piece of lard
Its a shame that the existence of laws renders firearms completely meaningless in the real world
>lift weights
>own guns
>don't live in a Black person infested area
it's literally that easy homosexual.
Fortunately I live in a civilized country where using firearms is severely restricted and being shot in a fight or altercation is almost unheard of, sucks for Americans tho
shit, better stop doing what makes me happy on the off chance i encounter a gunman
*squats out of the way of the bullet"
pssssh, nothing personnel, kid
better carry everywhere then OP
Why are Americans so obsessed with murder porn scenarios? It's like you homosexuals prepare to gun down people every time you leave the house. Just this overall sense of paranoia from Americans caused by everyone carrying firearms so they arm themselves a constantly talk about hypothetical scenarios where they actually leave their moms basement and get a gun pointed at them.
I live in a country where handguns are banned, nobody carries a gun so there is no need to carry one myself, I can't imagine needing to carry a death machine just to feel safe in my own country, pathetic.
Everyone wants to kill everyone we just have the means available. The bloodlust is as old as time itself.
>non-American homosexual has an opinion about America
I, as an American, usually blame opportunistic dindus for my paranoia
>girl asks to see what's under your shirt
>shoot her
>grandma needs you to help move her furniture
>shoot it
>doctor tells you you have type 2 diabetes and need diet and excercise
>shoot him
>gf likes to be manhandled
>shoot her
truly the american way of life is superior
And this is why 65% of Americans are obese lmao good luck changing that with a gun
>good luck changing that with a gun
just kill fat people
seriously though, bed-bound people like your pic should just get euthanized. what's the point? feeding them until they die anyway?
I miss pipe bomb. He always made these shit threads better.
Yes but actually I’m extremely athletic which synthesises well
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