Nikocado has managed to lose 89 pounds the last few months. What's your excuse?

Nikocado has managed to lose 89 pounds the last few months. What's your excuse?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Source? Besides that one screenshot

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      rollin

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      he says it at the start

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        WTF he actually does look skinnier

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Digits and 'Cado sharts directly into OP's throat.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Digits and OP dies, drowned in a tub filled with nicokado's feces

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I believe it. He's tall and clearly has natural twink genetics where pounds would melt off of him if he wasn't eating for clout.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    idk man i eat like 2 slices of pizza and gain 10 lbs

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    'cado on the 'log

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What's your excuse?
    covid fricked me up now i cant lose weight.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He needs to stop being a literal homosexual.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    When your that fat it's easy to lose weight.
    How hard is it to eat 5000 calories instead of 8000 calories?
    Not very

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I lost 89 pounds, I would weigh 71 pounds, which seems extremely dangerous for a 5'11 adult male to weigh.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Very cool
    Is he on Orlistat or Ozmpic?

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's harder than i expected to lose those last 2-3kgs to reach the bf i think i want

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only had 65 lbs to lose in the first place, with 20 more to go.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He obviously has lost some weight, but the 89 pounds is actually making fun of amberlynn reid who lost 89 pounds and shortly after regained it + interest.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Is this his weight loss photo?

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Not all heroes wear capes
    >verification NOT required

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    'Cado's backhole was the exact reference I used for picrel. I couldn't get it right.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      wha-

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did he lose 89lbs? No way he was going to the gym

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      when you’re that fat all you have to do is cut calories and the weight will literally fall off.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if he goes full powershitter mode. IST and boogie would be eternally btfo.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    im not a millionaire murican who can afford to pay some c**t to do it for me

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He lost weight but not even close to 89 pounds, apparently it's a joke about something I'm not familiar with.

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