>no alcohol. >low calories. >only has ingredents that benefits you (vitamins, antioxidants, detox, etc)

>no alcohol
>low calories
>only has ingredents that benefits you (vitamins, antioxidants, detox, etc)
>socially acceptable
>inbred IST retards still don't acknowledge how good zero alcohol beer is
Why is that?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing wrong with a little alcohol, just don't have more than 2 beers and don't drink more than 1 day a week.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing wrong with drinking 6 beers and driving to the gym to hit PR’s

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        this
        Alcohol free beer is like fucking with a condom - only for fags.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fag.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing wrong with drinking 6 beers and driving to the gym to hit PR’s

      >socially acceptable
      Sure thing pal

      >good
      just drink a fucking juice, diet soda, seltzer or mocktail
      Plus no one drinks more than one alcohol free beer, and if you’re just going to drink one why not the real thing?

      if you dont drink 6 real beers everyday you arent a real man period

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Forgot to add that some world-class athletes use them as a quick recovery drink

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >socially acceptable
    Sure thing pal

    >good
    just drink a fucking juice, diet soda, seltzer or mocktail
    Plus no one drinks more than one alcohol free beer, and if you’re just going to drink one why not the real thing?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Sure thing pal
      none cares about shit covered muslim opinions.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I drink alcohol free beers. An anon in another thread pointed out that it has estrogen in it, so keep that in mind.

    Estrogen has cardiopretective properties though. Personally I'll take the bitch tits if it means prolonged freedom from morbidity and better long-term survival.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    t.is smaller than a woman but has to keep his 8% bodyfat with zero muscle and tiny frame. No 'bug guy' drinks these.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    parents already spent 15g on alcohol treament this year

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Based. You should try the Suntory All-Free malt drink.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    only terrorists, virgins and people with no self control drink alcohol free shit

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don’t listen to the retards here, 99% of IST doesn’t go to any social gatherings. I drink alcohol free beer at parties and shit like that. Tastes great, not unhealthy, you get it everywhere. Haven’t gotten any comments on it whatsoever so far.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone thinks you're a fag they just wont say it to your face.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If that’s the case, they probably lack the balls cause I’m 6’3 200lbs
        Jokes aside, no one cares about you anyways, that’s a truth people with social anxiety don’t get. Also, pretty much everyone at the parties I go to is on drugs and if anything they probably think I took something as well that doesn’t mix with alcohol lol

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >that’s a truth people with social anxiety don’t get
          literally this

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            seriously. think of 20 of your friends/coworker/acquaintances and try to remember when was the last time you were thinking about them, in a way you think everyone is thinking about you.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      snowflake

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lmao everyone looks at you as a recovering alcoholic

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I found out that moderation is key I'm limiting myself to one drink every gathering and let myself go like once a month or two as in 3-5 drinks I've dropped like 4 kilos in the last two months after I stopped binge drinking

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It says "detox" in the ingredients list?

      Giwtwm

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >It says "detox" in the ingredients list?
        OP's way of explaining it may have been a little awkward, but the point gets across.

        Some of us hable lel søy. Some of us are +30 and will never be as proficient in English as zoomers who watched Minecraft playthroughs on their iPads when they were still in diapers.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What point was he trying to get across hermano? Bro science?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That its a more suitable rehydration beverage than plain water. Obviously water is a good option, but our bodies require solutes - or electrolytes or sugars - to effectively absorb the fluids that we take in. Typically if we drink water and we don't have extra salts or things lying around, it's hard for the body to absorb and will simply pass through our intestines and be excreted. When we eat salts, or things with other electrolytes, the intestines will absorb those things first and then those solutes draw water in, aiding in absorption (which will then have then have the added function of flushing out of toxins more effectively than water).

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >hops
    More estrogenic than onions

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i never drank alcohol, water and black coffee only for me. every now and then i will have some apple juice or orange juice
    yet i am still a fatass lol

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t understand the point. I can just drink a Diet Coke if I want a low calorie soft drink, or if I’m not caring then I’ll have a Fanta. These are two drinks I can think of that already taste better than zero alcohol beer and one of them has fewer calories and ingredients anyway. If you want a beer, stop being a bitchass and get a real beer and if you don’t want one, you don’t need one. Just make sure it’s not one of those fag American beers that taste like fucking shit, get real European beer instead.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Grains
    >Gluten
    That's a no from me, pal.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >not acknowledging the champagne of dairy
    >drinking bread water instead
    ngmi

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The King Kefir has visited this thread, reply "Drink Me Up Scotty" for immeasurable gains.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >immeasurable gains.
        you almost had me gains goblin

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Drink me up scotty

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I drink one of these mixed with Phenibut, it's like drinking except without the estrogenic compounds and the additional GH when you sleep.

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