>no calories. >no preservatives. >energizes. >boosts metabolism. >burns body fat

>no calories
>no preservatives
>energizes
>boosts metabolism
>burns body fat
>tastes better than soda

Why haven't you taken the Celsius-pill IST?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I work in a medical clinic and all the fat lesbians and the literal 5'2 fat soiboy who wears marvel apparel drinks those religiously

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I drink the same shit land whales drink?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Of course: water

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >fatties drinking water
          no trolling outside /b/ please

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The high amounts of caffeine in that drink will give u a headache or at least increase your tolerance of caffeine

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Where do you see caffeine?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's 200 mg.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >kosher
    No thanks

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >boosts metabolism, so it's anabolic
    >burns fat, so it's catabolic
    Not how this works dick head. This shit is catabolic since it increases stress hormones and has 0 calories to negate this effect.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      w-what does that mean?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Take coffee for example. If you drink black coffee you are increasing your adrenaline, a stress hormone, it makes you feel "energized" (stressed) and you burn more calories.
        Burning more calories than you take in means your in a caloric deficit, burning fat and being in a catabolic state.
        If you take that same coffee and add some milk, cream or sugar in it, now you have something that stops the stress hormones and gives you real energy. But now you are in a caloric surplus, the anabolic state.
        So 0 calories and burning fat ARE NOT a boost to the metabolism, they are catabolic.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          So what you're saying is: this shit is bad because I am burning calories that I don't have?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Basically. It's the same as drinking black coffee without having eaten breakfast "because you're fasting".
            Retarded, you just become an anxious, neurotic, miserable human.
            If you want to drink it then just make sure to eat something along with it or at least have some food in your stomach.
            But this stuff is a treat for once every 2 weeks. If you're drinking that stuff every day then I don't know what to say.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              So I drink 3rd one with my food?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                *I shouldn't drink my

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Do you know how many people here are helplessly addicted to caffeine? Lol

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Caffeine is not bad, just don't use it like cocaine.

                what are some natural energy-inducing-foods I can eat before going to the gym so I don't feel like I'm going to pass out?

                Fruit, rice, something you digest easily in general. Maybe honey with Greek yogurt.

                [...]
                nobody mentioned or even alluded to boosting metabolism to be “anabolic” they have no connection with eachother, you are literally just schizo ranting to yourself retardedly

                >metabolism and anabolic have no connect
                Gets the noggin joggin

                >reduce the fats

                Dips mio

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          do a "for dummies" or "in a nutshell" version

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            0 calorie drinks are garbage.
            Don't be retarded.
            Eat real food.
            If you want to lose weight reduce the fats and walk more.

            So I drink 3rd one with my food?

            You trying to troll your organs, buddy boyo?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              what are some natural energy-inducing-foods I can eat before going to the gym so I don't feel like I'm going to pass out?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                A banana and a tablespoon of peanut butter (100% peanuts, not that sneed oil crap like jif)

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >reduce the fats

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >milk, cream or sugar in it, now you have something that stops the stress hormones
          uuuuuh source?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nice made up info

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Take coffee for example. If you drink black coffee you are increasing your adrenaline, a stress hormone, it makes you feel "energized" (stressed) and you burn more calories.
      Burning more calories than you take in means your in a caloric deficit, burning fat and being in a catabolic state.
      If you take that same coffee and add some milk, cream or sugar in it, now you have something that stops the stress hormones and gives you real energy. But now you are in a caloric surplus, the anabolic state.
      So 0 calories and burning fat ARE NOT a boost to the metabolism, they are catabolic.

      nobody mentioned or even alluded to boosting metabolism to be “anabolic” they have no connection with eachother, you are literally just schizo ranting to yourself retardedly

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's alright. I don't like to drink sucralose is all.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They dont make it in pill form dumb fuck it comes in a can.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I drink this shit before the gym and its like railing 10 lines of adderall. Shame that fatties have ruined its good name

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You rail 10 lines of Adderall and you call yourself IST?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    water is free

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >energize
    >burn
    >boost

    garden gnome marketing detected. take your meme water and blow it out your ass

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i brapped a few times after drinking it. is that good enough?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this

      my wife drinks that shit and shes still fat and low energy

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's insolvent.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tastes like shit. Simple as.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >t. s*da drinker

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >clinically proven
    Man they really need to revise the advertising rules for this shit.
    All that label means is "we paid some postgrad students to make the numbers say what we want"

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I use it as a pre-workout when I cut, good shit

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've tried those and don't really care for the taste. Besides, there's no need to reinvent the wheel, I've already got what I need right here.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No withdrawals either. Iykyk.

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