>no calories
>no preservatives
>energizes
>boosts metabolism
>burns body fat
>tastes better than soda
Why haven't you taken the Celsius-pill IST?
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>no calories
>no preservatives
>energizes
>boosts metabolism
>burns body fat
>tastes better than soda
Why haven't you taken the Celsius-pill IST?
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I work in a medical clinic and all the fat lesbians and the literal 5'2 fat soiboy who wears marvel apparel drinks those religiously
I drink the same shit land whales drink?
Of course: water
>fatties drinking water
no trolling outside /b/ please
The high amounts of caffeine in that drink will give u a headache or at least increase your tolerance of caffeine
Where do you see caffeine?
It's 200 mg.
>kosher
No thanks
>boosts metabolism, so it's anabolic
>burns fat, so it's catabolic
Not how this works dick head. This shit is catabolic since it increases stress hormones and has 0 calories to negate this effect.
w-what does that mean?
Take coffee for example. If you drink black coffee you are increasing your adrenaline, a stress hormone, it makes you feel "energized" (stressed) and you burn more calories.
Burning more calories than you take in means your in a caloric deficit, burning fat and being in a catabolic state.
If you take that same coffee and add some milk, cream or sugar in it, now you have something that stops the stress hormones and gives you real energy. But now you are in a caloric surplus, the anabolic state.
So 0 calories and burning fat ARE NOT a boost to the metabolism, they are catabolic.
So what you're saying is: this shit is bad because I am burning calories that I don't have?
Basically. It's the same as drinking black coffee without having eaten breakfast "because you're fasting".
moronic, you just become an anxious, neurotic, miserable human.
If you want to drink it then just make sure to eat something along with it or at least have some food in your stomach.
But this stuff is a treat for once every 2 weeks. If you're drinking that stuff every day then I don't know what to say.
So I drink 3rd one with my food?
*I shouldn't drink my
Do you know how many people here are helplessly addicted to caffeine? Lol
Caffeine is not bad, just don't use it like cocaine.
Fruit, rice, something you digest easily in general. Maybe honey with Greek yogurt.
>metabolism and anabolic have no connect
Gets the noggin joggin
Dips mio
do a "for dummies" or "in a nutshell" version
0 calorie drinks are garbage.
Don't be moronic.
Eat real food.
If you want to lose weight reduce the fats and walk more.
You trying to troll your organs, buddy boyo?
what are some natural energy-inducing-foods I can eat before going to the gym so I don't feel like I'm going to pass out?
A banana and a tablespoon of peanut butter (100% peanuts, not that sneed oil crap like jif)
>reduce the fats
>milk, cream or sugar in it, now you have something that stops the stress hormones
uuuuuh source?
Nice made up info
nobody mentioned or even alluded to boosting metabolism to be “anabolic” they have no connection with eachother, you are literally just schizo ranting to yourself moronicly
It's alright. I don't like to drink sucralose is all.
They dont make it in pill form dumb frick it comes in a can.
I drink this shit before the gym and its like railing 10 lines of adderall. Shame that fatties have ruined its good name
You rail 10 lines of Adderall and you call yourself IST?
water is free
>energize
>burn
>boost
israelite marketing detected. take your meme water and blow it out your ass
i brapped a few times after drinking it. is that good enough?
this
my wife drinks that shit and shes still fat and low energy
Because it's insolvent.
Tastes like shit. Simple as.
>t. s*da drinker
>clinically proven
Man they really need to revise the advertising rules for this shit.
All that label means is "we paid some postgrad students to make the numbers say what we want"
I use it as a pre-workout when I cut, good shit
I've tried those and don't really care for the taste. Besides, there's no need to reinvent the wheel, I've already got what I need right here.
No withdrawals either. Iykyk.