>No fap. >No porn. >Novidya. >Heightmaxxing. >Gymaxxing. >Brainmaxxing. >Looksmaxxing

>No fap
>No porn
>Novidya
>Heightmaxxing
>Gymaxxing
>Brainmaxxing
>Looksmaxxing

The pain will never stop

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >still no gf

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If I keep lifting, perhaps i'll get a gf one day...

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I heard they give you the gf once you hit 1/2/3/4

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          For reps and set

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sets*

        • 3 months ago
          I hate women

          Nah the latest patch changed it to 2/3/4/5

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Only on 3rd plate on dl and girls in the gym already hit on me. I'm ottermode, tall and with chads face tho.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Nogfmaxxing

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If I keep lifting, perhaps i'll get a gf one day...

      ever tried talking to girls? its not as scary as it seems

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >heightmaxxing
    How

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      by standing in the middle of a cool room, closing your eyes, breathing deeply... I will say no more of the secret

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I compel you to say more

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You start whispering "grow, grow, grow"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      By streching and chugging a gallon of milk everyday. I'm still growing

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Basically you can stimulate stem cells and the genes that cause bone growth by vibrating your body intensely.

      This isn't actually a joke and many recent therapies that are coming out work off of this principle. For example they are testing using vibrations to increase the bone strength of individuals with osteoporosis. Advanced orthodontic technology also uses this principle to expand your mandible and maxilla.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Source?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Orthodontic uses
          https://vivos.com/articles-and-publications/
          >Osteoporosis
          https://theros.org.uk/media/uvsdna2v/vibration-therapy-fact-sheet-august-2017.pdf
          >Studies on growth
          https://clinicaltrials.gov/ct2/show/NCT03666975
          >Basic principle
          Wolff's law

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        So i need to sit in the massage chairs at my gym

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >they put you in the bone vibrator
        >it vibrates your bone
        >yfw coom

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        so just sitting on your washing machine while at high spin RPM

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Apparently this might be related to why cats are so resilient. Their purring causes vibrations which can help heal bones.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Grow, grow, grow, grow

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically
      Good posture
      Stretching exercises
      Hair growth

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is the hylic cope path. Real bros just force their bones to grow with the power of friendship or some shit. Reject conventional wisdom

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wear doc martens

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tippy toes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Loa

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    More like nofun and copemaxxing

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't forget

    >No hot showers

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is why lifting is generally unhealthy. It warps your mind, your perceptions, your body, your metabolism, your ideas of what's healthy, etc.

    Start lifting and people adopt all sorts of weird diets, injecting things into their bodies, take weird supplements. Your days, habits, routines become focused on lifting, and unless you become an influencer or really successful bodybuilder, you lose money.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. NGMI

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Already made it actually.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    huh?
    dont you feel better about yourself post-workout?
    dont you feel better about yourself when you dress nice?
    dont you feel better when you look good?
    dont you feel better not being a slave to pornography? (LITERALLY WEAPONS OF WAR)

    anonkun read the words of jesus

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not ragemaxing
    ngmi

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Griffith did nothing wrong and Casca enjoyed it.
      Based Femto dabbing on Guts, or more like 'Cucks' lmao.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is getting handjobs / BJs bad for test?

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine not beetmaxxing

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >noshampoo
    >poop retention
    >air fasting
    Get on my level

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pee maxing to get bigger balls

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >swallowing your pride and being nice to an ugly girl for long enough to get some confidence
    woah 5 minutes on tinder bros fr idk if im gonna make it like damn i can't find a greek statue pic that fits the vibe, no cap

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