>No fap
>No porn
>Novidya
>Heightmaxxing
>Gymaxxing
>Brainmaxxing
>Looksmaxxing
The pain will never stop
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>No fap
>No porn
>Novidya
>Heightmaxxing
>Gymaxxing
>Brainmaxxing
>Looksmaxxing
The pain will never stop
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>still no gf
If I keep lifting, perhaps i'll get a gf one day...
I heard they give you the gf once you hit 1/2/3/4
For reps and set
Sets*
Nah the latest patch changed it to 2/3/4/5
Only on 3rd plate on dl and girls in the gym already hit on me. I'm ottermode, tall and with chads face tho.
>Nogfmaxxing
ever tried talking to girls? its not as scary as it seems
>heightmaxxing
How
by standing in the middle of a cool room, closing your eyes, breathing deeply... I will say no more of the secret
I compel you to say more
You start whispering "grow, grow, grow"
By streching and chugging a gallon of milk everyday. I'm still growing
Basically you can stimulate stem cells and the genes that cause bone growth by vibrating your body intensely.
This isn't actually a joke and many recent therapies that are coming out work off of this principle. For example they are testing using vibrations to increase the bone strength of individuals with osteoporosis. Advanced orthodontic technology also uses this principle to expand your mandible and maxilla.
Source?
>Orthodontic uses
https://vivos.com/articles-and-publications/
>Osteoporosis
https://theros.org.uk/media/uvsdna2v/vibration-therapy-fact-sheet-august-2017.pdf
>Studies on growth
https://clinicaltrials.gov/ct2/show/NCT03666975
>Basic principle
Wolff's law
So i need to sit in the massage chairs at my gym
>they put you in the bone vibrator
>it vibrates your bone
>yfw coom
so just sitting on your washing machine while at high spin RPM
Apparently this might be related to why cats are so resilient. Their purring causes vibrations which can help heal bones.
>Grow, grow, grow, grow
Unironically
Good posture
Stretching exercises
Hair growth
This is the hylic cope path. Real homies just force their bones to grow with the power of friendship or some shit. Reject conventional wisdom
Wear doc martens
Tippy toes
Loa
More like nofun and copemaxxing
Don't forget
>No hot showers
This is why lifting is generally unhealthy. It warps your mind, your perceptions, your body, your metabolism, your ideas of what's healthy, etc.
Start lifting and people adopt all sorts of weird diets, injecting things into their bodies, take weird supplements. Your days, habits, routines become focused on lifting, and unless you become an influencer or really successful bodybuilder, you lose money.
>t. NGMI
Already made it actually.
huh?
dont you feel better about yourself post-workout?
dont you feel better about yourself when you dress nice?
dont you feel better when you look good?
dont you feel better not being a slave to pornography? (LITERALLY WEAPONS OF WAR)
anonkun read the words of jesus
>not ragemaxing
ngmi
Griffith did nothing wrong and Casca enjoyed it.
Based Femto dabbing on Guts, or more like 'Cucks' lmao.
Is getting handjobs / BJs bad for test?
Imagine not beetmaxxing
>noshampoo
>poop retention
>air fasting
Get on my level
Pee maxing to get bigger balls
>swallowing your pride and being nice to an ugly girl for long enough to get some confidence
woah 5 minutes on tinder bros fr idk if im gonna make it like damn i can't find a greek statue pic that fits the vibe, no cap