No fph?

Let's change that

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      > glutinous

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That gut reminds me of when my obese mom would look at herself in the mirror butt ass naked, constantly grabbing it and then would bend over a bit on the counter to sway her gut back and forth and told me to look at how fat she is when growing up.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Wtf

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        My condolences anon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      is that how obese women's skin looks without filters and shoop ? why is it so ...blue ?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Lose of blood circulation

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Kek medicine

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >KEK MEDICINE

      YOUR FAT IS LIKE KEK MEDICINE
      KEK MEDICINE IS ALL I NEED

      >keck
      >smell of success
      Today, op was not a fag

      >Smell of Success
      >Out of the Ordinary
      >Keck Medicine
      >Limitless

      >be me
      >be in uni
      >lecture by a guy from keck university
      >read keck
      >think about pepe and this post
      >laugh incontrollably
      >mfw i got 18/30 at the exam

      >middle keck

      Keck Medicine of USC has been a respected institution throughout Southern California as long as I can remember. Only through the power of meme magic in recent years does it actually mean anything more significant than some hospital system attached to a university

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Indeed

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >KEK MEDICINE

    YOUR FAT IS LIKE KEK MEDICINE
    KEK MEDICINE IS ALL I NEED

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what body part am i looking at

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Spelunking anon detected

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You must have the legs the wrong way around. You can see toes under one leg.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            what body part am i looking at

            The fact that there's no clear consensus is amazing.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I think the thing in the red circle is just one of the white whales (other than the egirl lololol) on the blanket.
            It’s like cloud-watching. I think she’s laying on her belly and the bulge on the right underneath the rest of her is her panniculus, and

            is right about her legs.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              > white whales
              Seen this pic hundreds of times and never noticed the irony of her bedspread my fucking sides

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            People wear watches on their left hand, if that is a watch.
            Is she laying facedown?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You must have the legs the wrong way around. You can see toes under one leg.

          The image is upside down which makes the perspective seem weird

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You must have the legs the wrong way around. You can see toes under one leg.

        I've seen this pic posted a hundred times already and it never fails to amuse me how people get confused with it every time.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          lol i love how comparable this is to classic inceldom

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm glad my egirl only weighs around 45kg. And yes, it's true.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Someone post the map of this monstrosity that an anon made

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe I should read the replies before posting. Oopsie!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >whale couch
      harpoons at the ready. time to solve the food and oil shortage at the same time!

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I wish I had the confidence of a morbidly obese black woman

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus christ. How much did he spend on those biking/running clothes to look like a pumpkin with legs

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Was going to be an autist and actually find that out for you but I can't even find the brand online.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The company looks like "outdoor tech" but afaict they dont sell apparel so maybe he is an employee and the clothes are like a perk there

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I hate it when I see this dude in FPH threads.

      He's putting in work. Leave him be.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I concur.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed. Don’t shit on people at the gym unless they’re being retards who are doing something they should know better than to do (eg not using safeties with heavy free weights)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Wahhh the anons are being mean to a fat guy online!!! Wahhh! Fuckoff back 2 reddit gay.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The whole point of places like this board is getting people in shape. Shitting on fat people trying to stop being fat in /fph/ is like shitting on a heroin addict for trying to get clean.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, it's funny so we should do it. Fuck fat people.
            t. Fat fuck

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >fat people hate
        >opines that fat people should be encouraged to redeem themselves
        Not very hateful of you, anon. You should stop posting off-topic content and go do your hate reps.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I concur.

        Agreed. Don’t shit on people at the gym unless they’re being retards who are doing something they should know better than to do (eg not using safeties with heavy free weights)

        Completely disagree. The best way to lose weight is a change in diet. Fat fucks in the gym just tells me they're retarded and have no idea what they're doing.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Respect is earned not given

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He has poor white man's disease

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Huh. Didn't realize that was a real medical condition. Just thought that was some wacky fat genetics.
        >Some clinical observations suggested that stressful life events may play an aetiological role in Cushing's syndrome. However, there are no controlled investigations using standardized methods of life events assessment to substantiate this hypothesis. Events in the year before the first signs of disease onset were investigated in 30 consecutive patients with Cushing's syndrome (26 with a pituitary-dependent form, three with an adrenal adenoma, and one with an adrenal carcinoma) and 30 control subjects matched for sociodemographic variables by means of Paykel's Interview for Recent Life Events. Patients with Cushing's syndrome reported significantly more stressful life events than a normal control group (P less than 0.001) and had significantly more of the following: exits (P less than 0.05), undesirable (P less than 0.01) and uncontrolled (P less than 0.01) events. More events that had an objective negative impact (P less than 0.001) and more independent events (unlikely to be a consequence of the illness; P less than 0.001) were also reported. Such ratings were carried out by an independent rater unaware whether the event had occurred in patients or controls. The results are suggestive of a causal relationship between stressful life events and Cushing's syndrome. Such relationship largely pertains to the hypothalamic-pituitary forms of the illness. This is in agreement with a multifactorial model of pathogenesis in Cushing's disease and with current understanding of the complex interdependence of neurophysiological, biochemical and behavioural factors.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You're wrong

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Rule #1 never mock fat people for putting in the work and trying to atone for their sins

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Well he is in the gym getting better while some people here have not even lifted once.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty cool my guy, but what about posting a fucking update.

      In other words, did Carson FUCKING made it?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Some deformed blob in a custom outfit is off limits here because he's sliding around on a machine that is primarily for lazy people to pretend to exercise. Maybe when he actually shows some progress he'll be alright.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Eggman/10

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      atleast hes doing something fuck of

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        she should stick a pistol in his mouth and kill himself

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hes been trying to "lose the weight" for 10 years now.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I found an article saying he lost 120 kg. No pics though.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          If he did then he hit a 400 lb plateau

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >ima lose all my weight biking
        >ima make a big fucking deal about it on social media
        >biked twelve miles total in an entire year
        >roughly one hour’s effort out of an entire year
        >literally spent 0.01 percent of a year trying to lose weight
        god fat people are useless. this fat bitch spent more time setting up this dumb fucking bike app than it spent biking.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What's this app called

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Strava mate.
          Post account link, I'll follow you.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      HOW

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Starts with muh. Ends with genetics.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks to modern manuacturing techniques, you can buy extremely large reams of fabric. Thats probably how that outfit was created

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      imagine the smell

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >makes an effort with the hair
      >lets the rest of the body go to shit
      fatties everywhere

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      she looks like the ticks i pick off my dog

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      built for bbc

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Would

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    FPH is never truly dead if you keep it in your heart. FPH will live forever, Simba.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw we are all gmi brahs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i never saw the episode, but good for him

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      inspiration

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Incredible. Anyone who has tried to lose weight knows that losing even 10 lbs is hard, let alone 200+ lbs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      we all need to go leftmode sometimes. he was always in control. king

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What episode is this? Is it my 600 lb life?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It wasn't 600lb life. It was one of those shows that would come on after. Family by the ton, maybe. I'm not sure.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >doing it for free vs. doing it for 45/hour plus benefits and gym bursary

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How did his hips survive sitting like that with so much weight

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shi tthe IST janny made it

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Smell of Success
    >Out of the Ordinary
    >Keck Medicine
    >Limitless

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    wwyd?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing, that woman has fucked chromies and I’m not gonna be the kind of person who hurts a tard

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Stealing food from cars is the behaviour of monkeys

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Never roll down your window all the way for starters. The wildlife can reach in and grab things: food, valuables, etc. , or unlock a door and gain entry.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He looks 17

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's a woman actually

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >allowing a tard to get that close to you
      Around blacks never relax. Around tards keep at least a yard. Around garden gnomes you’ll always lose.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >that’s a biological female

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Im calling bullshit on that claim. the guy looks like the average /b/tard

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Literally looks like the chungus bugs bunny

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that motherfucker looks like one of those big bloated fucking zombies

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        gotta aim for the head cause they body just absorbs the bullets

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think being a police officer in a major metropolitan area is the fastest way to turn racist.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        All racist police officers should be fired immediately because they are a threat to the Constitutional rights of people of color.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >twerking
      why are nigs always twerking like monkeys? It looks really savage and disgusting, what an animal would do when in heat.

      There're so many variants of seductive dances with slow flowing moves and what not that are not as degrading to the dancer but I can't understand what these monkey women have in their head when they engage in this behaviour

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's because it's hot as fuck. Also, blacks aren't the only ones who do it. Plenty of white girls also do it, and that is also fun to watch. It's also a dance that has been adapted into a fitness/exercise program.
        this is /fph/ not black people hate /bph/ so I would suggest that you cool it with bigotry, bro. Bigotry is uncalled for and inappropriate. Only 4chan schizos think like you.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          post hand

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >don't be racist on IST
          quite the tall order there, pal. One might assume your BMI to exceed 30

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        All racist police officers should be fired immediately because they are a threat to the Constitutional rights of people of color.

        >morons shit on white people for not seasoning their food
        >this is what morons consider food
        We just need to purge them already.

        go back to 4chan

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          not an arguement

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    european vs american

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Someone said, that the guy on the right eats like he just went out of prison lol.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Wtf

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          wagmi

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Someone said, that the guy on the right eats like he just went out of prison lol.

          When will incels realize it's just confidence and social skills, and literally nothing else?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I do, I just know I can’t socialize because I have autism

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You can learn how, I did. It just won't come naturally to you like it does to everyone else. You pretty much just have to do it manually for lack of a better term and one step at a time. It'll hurt, and you'll do some seriously cringey shit along the way but you can make it. I believe in you, bro.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Wrong.
            Some girls are literally sick in the head and lust for disgusting fatties.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            incels have autism they can't learn anything regarding proper social behavior

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            They never will because their single mothers raised them to be women, not men

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >dude in the WEBM
          Literally me in high school. Getting girls as a chubby dude was always easy for me.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Obesemaxxers 1
          Gymmaxxers 0

          obese bros mog all gymcels hard

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          WHY AAAAAAAAAAAAA

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I bet his family is rich or she's a fetishist,.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Wtf

        she must be a dyke cus look at that fuckers tits
        fucking B bud

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Wtf

        [...]
        When will incels realize it's just confidence and social skills, and literally nothing else?

        I'd rather be a jacked incel than a fat chad. Don't lift for women bros.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        As someone who has been in solitary confinement eating nothing but nutraloaf I guarantee you, that looks like someone who just get out of jail

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      is he eating his pizza with a fork and knife?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        A plastic knife and fork.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Its the correct way to eat it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Deep dish/pan yeah, anything else and you get the wall first

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      On the right, that's some dirty bulking.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Guy on left eating pizza like he's daintily gobbling a cock. Kinda hard rn

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i like eating finger food with a fork and knife because i enjoy the process of stabbing something, then slicing off a piece to eat. it also helps me eat slower and chew more, whenever i have the opportunity to eat something with a fork and knife i will take it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        TACI DEMONIO OMOSESSUALE

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the virgin nibble VS the Chad chomp

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      desu, ny pizza is greaasy slop. Don't even have to dab it you can just let the grease drip.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fork and knife guy is begging to get his boipucci plowed by a IST Chad thundercock!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't he get his ass kicked for like a month straight for apple cider vinegar?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nah dude, the guy on the left eats like that cause he's a fag, not cause he's european. And the dude on the right eats like a guy outta prison would fuck.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Black dudes need to give themselves some standards and stop slamming hamplanets. I know y'all can do better.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the only standard that blacks have is to have no standards, why do you think their species is so ugly and barbaric

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Some good advice.
      Number three is something I do, I prefer to eat later in the day than in the morning or afternoon, just feel sluggish and heavy and don't like that when I work or in general really.
      The first few days at my job, people were baffled by me when I told them I don't eat in the morning and wait later in the day. They keep insisting for me to eat but I stood my ground.
      I guess for some people they think it's intolerable to go without eating for a few hours.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      So be an instagram basic bitch.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >died at 69

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >sleep 3 hours less a night
      this is the indian quote meme but said unironically, kek

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >keck
    >smell of success
    Today, op was not a fag

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve been trolling this fat positivity IG account for more than a year and she hasn’t realized that I’m just fucking with her

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What do you say?

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Have I got bad man boobs?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Suckable

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being this entitled

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >op-shopping
      Ok, what's this bullshit?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Peoples old clothes that they donate to a place that then sell them for cheap with the money supposedly going to charity but in reality goes to the church

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Did we really need a new term for a thrift store?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The world does not revolve around the USA

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Keep telling yourself that.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                🙂

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I wish

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              There's certainly enough gravity coming off them for that to be true

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Opportunity shop

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah? Try shopping anything as a male with any body type even approaching "jacked" type.
      Everything is either designed for skinny zoomer femboy types or have enough gut space to house an immigrant family.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I feel your pain

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      OP is always a fag, why bother shopping for a new one?

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There’s certainly a smell, but it isn’t of success.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >medfags keep very fit
      Lies.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      fucking chads

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      and then everyone clapped

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He braces for impact so damn early. One slight misstep and there's no coming back

      KEK

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        When you get heavy it's like when you get old
        You instinctively start fearing falling over because you know it's gonna fucking hurt
        I have experience in Judo so I know how to safetly fall, but I'm still scared of falling over at just 300lbs approx

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          if you fear falling so much, why don't you cut?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I am cutting
            The fact I'm here should suggest that

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >The fact I'm here should suggest that
              oh sweet, naive anon

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Doing intermittent fasting
                I only eat between about 6pm and 12am, usually only a couple light meals a night and maybe some drinks
                We're going through a horrible heat wave and I'm on holidays so it's easy to just sleep all the fucking time
                Down about 5kg in the past month

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                good for you, anon. you're going to make it.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just coming out a ban jannies are obese inbred dog fuckers

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Quite disappointing "yitties" for that amount of fat tbh

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    which one of you gays is this??

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that is half the married men in the west

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what do you think she lied about?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      For a fat bitch, Amber's tits are disappointing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      her gravitational field

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Who ate the last slice

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >ALR
      >what was the lie?
      literally everything. she tells the truth about as much as she loses weight.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Amberlynn is so fucking fat that you can't see her ears from the front. Every time you look somebody in the eye, consider how fat they would need to be to accomplish that.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What are those white things on her hair?

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >be in uni
    >lecture by a guy from keck university
    >read keck
    >think about pepe and this post
    >laugh incontrollably
    >mfw i got 18/30 at the exam

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw i got 18/30 at the exam
      was it an MMSE?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        exams valutation in europe go from 0 to 30
        you need to do 6 exams per year

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          are they MMSEs?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            nope

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              that's a shame. if you'd scored 18/30 on an MMSE I'd be chuckling all the way home.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No they don't.
          t.dutch

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            i dunno where you study but they do
            >t. italian

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >I dunno where you study
              it's probably the netherlands, mate.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >I dunno where you study
              it's probably the netherlands, mate.

              >italians
              >not being complete retards

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >some of Europe grades tests on a 0-30 scale
          how does the US have a base ten scoring system and y’all don’t? 0-100, like a percentage, simple as.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            10 * 3

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Ah yes, 3, the well know factor of ten. dipshit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >middle keck

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the smell of success

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I had to double check OPs post bc I didn’t think these nasty hands could’ve been in the picture.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Question of the day. Fat or phillipino?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        trash

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Their tenders are delicious and have more protein than KFC
          I've been craving a lot more calories now that I've been running 4 miles almost every day on this cut, and I have a near constant crave for tendies. 3 piece clocks at 500 calories with no sides or drink. KFC can't do that.
          >t. too lazy/poor to quit fast food altogether

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >too lazy/poor to quit fast food altogether
            Get an air fryer

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      When I started trying to lose weight and began actually reading the nutrition on the back of packages I was really shocked by the amount of sugar (and salt) in store bought tomato sauce, as well as how small the listed serving size is. Additionally I had no idea just how calorie dense pasta is.

      I really think italian food is a huge blind spot for most American families. My parents fed me pasta with meat sauce for dinner all the time, and of course the portions were massive. I had no idea just how many calories I was eating.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Same bro, did you guys also pile grated parmesan on top of it?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Of course, I also drank plenty of soda until college. I had problems with my lipids even as a kid, I remember in middle school having extremely high triglycerides from eating a peanut butter sandwich for lunch every day. I started taking medicine for hypertension in my early 20s. I always assumed that was genetic because it runs in my family, I was so young, and I was "only" 5' 7", 215 lbs. But I think it may really be more about lifestyle. I've noticed that I'm very sensitive to salt, and cutting fast food and restaurant food has made me feel much better after meals.

          Anyway, now I'm 33 and i resolved to make serious lifestyle changes at the end of last year after my doctor put me on cholesterol medicine, and I had an uncle die suddenly of heart failure at 58. That was when I started actually thinking about my diet and going to the gym to do cardio at least 5 times a week. Started at 210, now down to 175 (though significantly more muscular as well), and my goal is 150 to stop having an overweight BMI, but I think I should really try to get down to like 135. I've been going to the gym with my mom which has been nice because she's always been overweight too.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I feel you, there was always pepsi in the house and when I started getting fat in middle school I assumed it was normal because everyone else in my family was fat too. Of course, no one was around that could teach me about good eating habits or exercise. I never ended up on meds but I topped out around 400 lbs at 19 (almost 40 now) and had to figure out how to lose it on my own.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What's the usual portion of pasta in America?
        Over here (western Europe) I make portions of 80g. And it's the whole meal.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          well the serving size for pasta here is 1 cup cooked which is roughly 57 g. Of course, Amerilards just cook the entire 4 servings in one box and eat it all at once.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          in italy it's usually 120g, maybe a bit less on average
          and no, it's not the whole meal

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Britbong here. I use 150g servings but I'm bulking

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >morons shit on white people for not seasoning their food
      >this is what morons consider food
      We just need to purge them already.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    picrel is an obese woman featured in a zelda game. she is known as "madame aroma"

    always found it funny

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hey dont be saying shit about my wholesome zelda childhood you son of a bitch!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you think majora's mask was wholesome ? holy shit bro, do you want to talk about it ?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Fuck you. Go consoom garden gnome media

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            i'm so sorry you didn"t have the chance to play majora's mask trollanon, it's a very meaninful piece of videogame history

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not having this conversation with you. You can go suck seven dicks you probable gay.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                okay so know i'm gonna have to explain to you all the zelda games ranked from my least favorite to the ones i play at least once every year ? are you ready because i usually sperg for half and hour on how much i hate skyward sword and that the game boy serie oracle have one game missing.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Shit up gay
                Go get cum all over your gay face and wank of jamal with your girly dyel arms

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You like Link's Awakening anon?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Built for BGC (big ganon cock)

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >at the bookstore
    >just perusing, not looking for anything particular
    >meander over to the classics section
    >see a behemoth standing in front of it
    >as if the white whale himself had emerged from Melville's pages
    >wait a while to get a look at the books
    >he continues to stand there blocking my path
    >he has headphones in and is emitting an odor reminiscent of canned chili, so I will not be tapping his shoulder
    >eventually he decides to leave
    >no Pokeflute needed
    >however, the classics section is in a corner and his prodigious mass has reduced maneuverability
    >it's also a messy book store, so some books are teetering on the edges of the shelves
    >watch him attempt to extract himself from the area for about 2 minutes
    >works up a sweat, chili smell has been replaced by that of sour milk
    >finally gets himself out of the corner
    >as he passes me, I look to see what book he grabbed
    >e-boita by Nabokov

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's cheekier than browse

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he decides to leave
      >>no Pokeflute needed
      kek

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lost at pokeflute

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >>as he passes me, I look to see what book he grabbed
      by Nabokov
      Unironically a great book even if you aren't looking for pedobait. He picked well.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >postmodernists
        Probably the shittiest era of writing after contemporary times tbqh

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          no, the worst era of writing was the Sumerians
          >DUDE you are not going to BELIEVE how many bushels of rye were harvested this month

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nabokov was a modernist you retard.

          Pynchon/Gaddis/Gas’s are postmodernist.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            His early writings maybe but e-boita and Pale Fire are both postmodernist

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    These threads aren't funny greentexts and stories anymore, its just images of fat people. Is this some kind of retarded fetish shit? I don't wanna look at fat people, they fucking disgust me. I want stories of them getting BTFO.
    Fuck off you fetishistic freaks.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes I have a fat fetish that's why I come to /fph/ which shows them in their most grotesquely unlikeable light

      Retard

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lmao she doesn't even look right. a dude that fat will have moobs, not this bizarrely flat chest.

      get the surgeon to take out ur gunt while ur at it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Uh, at least she passes?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What’s a mangubat? Do I want to know?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Pajeet doctor that cut her tits off I'm guessing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >filename
      it never gets old

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Worst top surgery scar I've seen. This bitches gunt is trying to tear itself off.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone have that picture it's like a facebook post of a guy saying something like, "I work x hours and come home to this" and it's his fat wife on the sofa looking at her phone and the floor is covered in clothes?

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that's not fat people, that's trans people

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >people

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The one on the left is fat

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What a fucking clown world picture.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I recognize that forehead

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You mean..?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It has made an appearance in a previous episode
          From some video game event

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ghost of ben franlkin but he got confused and is wearing a dress

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Bottom Right migt pass as a really ugly woman

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Dot't anon your dick deserves better than that

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Ed Sheeran with a wig

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          4chan meet up

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The saddest thing is this wasn't a trans thing, it was at a Games Done Quick

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >fat fucking chud with a gut that sticks out further than its “tits”
      >manlet mode ftm chud with gyno, stick arms, and moonface
      >Ben Franklin in a dress
      oof. if you had to be one of these POSWOLs which would you choose?

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it absolutely does, it just takes a bit longer than the traditional justice system.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        > that protruding thigh fat popping out over the knee
        > has an asshole on her BACK
        dios mio O_O

        captcha: heil Hitler

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ate healthy as a kid
    >currently lean
    >fast metabolism from lifting
    >natural tendency to eat healthy, get like 90% of my calories from good sources without even thinking about it
    >get to guiltlessly eat doritoes while I laugh at fatties

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up gay

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >the average kpop fan

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just got this ad, is this legal?
    Can you lie like this?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      she spelled jupiter wrong

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        kek

        4chan meet up

        Nah, a 4chanmeet-up would have more Indians, Asians, and Blacks.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You act like the media doesn't lie all day every day. Remember why the Spanish American war started?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >is it legal to lie in advertising
      bro

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No because technically they aren't lying by using the phrase "not just your diet", genetics does play a very minor role in weight loss and obesity, even though shitty genetics can still be accounted for through a big enough calorie deficit and exercise (also most people that blame genetics for their weight are lying but that's obvious). That's how a lot of ads are, they aren't technically lying so they can't be sued.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Those freckles look like Orion's Belt. It's the only one that will fit.

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Ate multiple foods while recording this
      Absolute state

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    nothin better than looking at fph and sipping pre before hitting than the gym. have a good day boys

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