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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blessed to be 6'4

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I feel cursed to be 6'5"

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why though?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >have to order clothes online
          >typical "tall" sizes are usually for guys who are around 6'3"
          >can't fit into some sports cars (lookin' at you miata)
          >need to eat a lot more to not look like a praying mantis

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm built like a short strongman/NFL player and I feel your pain
            >have to order minimum XXL broad for my shirt sizes
            >can't comfortably fly anywhere
            >trying to squeeze past people in a crowd is basically me just shoving everyone out of the way
            >shoulders so broad I need to order a special mattress to sleep on because almost none are soft enough for me (side sleeper)

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >>have to order clothes online
            "tall" sizes are usually for guys who are around 6'3"
            >>can't fit into some sports cars (lookin' at you miata)
            >>need to eat a lot more to not look like a praying mantis
            Yeah, I feel u Black person it's the like the downside being as rich as me is not being able to trust the new IG prostitute I'm fricking every month.

            The only real downside to height -- and it's legit -- is significantly shorter lifespan and significantly higher odds of joint/back problems no matter what you do preventatively. The lifespan thing matters more in the current era since we're finally hitting a stage where you can meaningfully stay healthy and active at ages previously unheard of. Still rather be tall and life a Chad life than a 5'6" 100 year old manlet, though.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >is significantly shorter lifespan
              Not so bad; we miss out on the old and less fun years and get to return to our true home and prepare for our next incarnation sooner.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Your heart is also the same size as someone 5'4 but has to do double the work. In other words, you're also dying earlier. Good luck

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            be grateful you dont have 6E wide feet at an average height, havent had new shoes since 8th grade and im 27

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >have to order clothes online
        >typical "tall" sizes are usually for guys who are around 6'3"
        >can't fit into some sports cars (lookin' at you miata)
        >need to eat a lot more to not look like a praying mantis

        I'm built like a short strongman/NFL player and I feel your pain
        >have to order minimum XXL broad for my shirt sizes
        >can't comfortably fly anywhere
        >trying to squeeze past people in a crowd is basically me just shoving everyone out of the way
        >shoulders so broad I need to order a special mattress to sleep on because almost none are soft enough for me (side sleeper)

        >>have to order clothes online
        "tall" sizes are usually for guys who are around 6'3"
        >>can't fit into some sports cars (lookin' at you miata)
        >>need to eat a lot more to not look like a praying mantis
        Yeah, I feel u Black person it's the like the downside being as rich as me is not being able to trust the new IG prostitute I'm fricking every month.

        The only real downside to height -- and it's legit -- is significantly shorter lifespan and significantly higher odds of joint/back problems no matter what you do preventatively. The lifespan thing matters more in the current era since we're finally hitting a stage where you can meaningfully stay healthy and active at ages previously unheard of. Still rather be tall and life a Chad life than a 5'6" 100 year old manlet, though.

        GET FRICKED LANKLETS, NOTHING IN THIS WORLD WAS MADE FOR YOU FREAKS, THIS IS A MANLET PLANET

        >is significantly shorter lifespan
        Not so bad; we miss out on the old and less fun years and get to return to our true home and prepare for our next incarnation sooner.

        cope lankBlack person

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >says I'm basically as wide as a doorframe
          >even call myself short
          >?????
          >I'm given lanklet status

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >king of the manlets
      Maybe you'll hit a growth spurt

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the small guy in his pic is 6'6

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope Jason Tatum gets a stroke and can’t play the rest of the finals

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shaw has your back, my little frens
    You will be normal height soon

  5. 4 weeks ago
    dallasdemon1957

    THE MAVS WILL MAKE A COMBACK
    FRICK YOU OSTON
    CAWFFEE SLURPING c**tS
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  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just move to SEA. If you're short over here I would recommend moving to SEA because no matter how short you are here you will still tower over the locals there.

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