no homo but alex eubank is fricking gorgeous

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who the frick says this shit? like how fricking ugly are you seriously? he looks like the golden one
    like there is literally not a single charasteristic that makes him gorgeous, handsome, whatever

    there is no other way, you HAVE to be terminally online under 20 year old living in a parasocial relationship

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This
      >fricking gorgeous
      When you people say shit like this it just sounds like those soiboi neckbeards who say
      >I FRICKING LOVE SCIENCE

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        we can tell you're a newbie when you type like this, remember to lurk for atleast a minimum of 5 more years please!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >t.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hes good looking in a feminine twink sort of way, but natural women do not find that look attractive.
        He looks like feminine insecurity, and does not have that robust warrior look that makes women feel feminine.
        Women want a man that makes them feel like a woman, not a vain girly bodybuilding frick boy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he looks like the golden one
      >like there is literally not a single charasteristic that makes him gorgeous
      Brown hands

      https://i.imgur.com/uTYnYmv.png

      This
      >fricking gorgeous
      When you people say shit like this it just sounds like those soiboi neckbeards who say
      >I FRICKING LOVE SCIENCE

      You too Pranjeep

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Here's a hand, now post your neckbeard incel

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No timestamp Rajesh? Go back to the jungle

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >noooooo there's no WAY there's white people here! Everyone is Indian like my home country!
            Cope harder Vishwajeet

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm sorry Prindar, but you seething over Eubank and the Golden One prove exactly what you are. No amount of obfuscation will make you beautiful, white, and swole with long soft blond hair. Mogged since your birth.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >reading my comment and thinking my beef is with the guy in the OP or this "golden one"
                You literally have Black person-tier reading comprehension hahahhahaha literally a brownoid

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >obfuscation

                yeah its pretty obvious why you got upset at the soiboy comment. turn off your gay little destiny debates and touch some grass homosexual

                I'm sorry I was too busy combing my long wavy blond hair and stroking my massive bwc to read these, maybe I'll find a pajeeta on tinder and have her come over and rusty trombone me in your guys' honor. India World Superpower 2020!!!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Lamento haber estado demasiado ocupada peinando mi largo cabello rubio ondulado y acariciando mi enorme cuerpo para leer esto, tal vez encuentre una pajeeta en Tinder y haga que venga y me toque el trombón con Rusty en honor a sus muchachos. ¡¡¡Superpotencia mundial de India 2020 !!!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                LOL nobody speaks your gay brown language Sindeep this isn't Mumbai

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's a google translate. And not a very good one.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >obfuscation

                yeah its pretty obvious why you got upset at the soiboy comment. turn off your gay little destiny debates and touch some grass homosexual

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >spent money on a Shelby

          Anon… I have a union trade,pension, house, and close to 2,000,0000 in bitcoin. There is no way I’d spend more than $30,000 on a car and that car would be almost exclusively a Toyota. Please be more financially responsible.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Back in reality, you're a celibate brokie who lives with him mommy as an adult. No, I don't want to see an edited screenshot of your """portfolio""" or your fake watch

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >coping this hard about wasting his cuckbucks on a shit car for coping manlets
              He's right, you should've bought a Japanese. Only choice for sensible adults

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >random incel who also lives with mommy gets offended by random post

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Tell usabout your financing arrangements for your copemobile

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Not him but cars depreciate. Anybody could afford a shelby mustang. And then you get to rattle your teeth out and drive at 12mpg. I would much rather get a volvo v90 station wagon or a subaru outback station wagon. They're just so functional, nice long tailgate bed where you can sleep if camping, all wheel drive, roof racks.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Find a 2020 GT350 with no accidents and under 20k miles for under $60k then cope harder, brokie. Oh, and yeah, that's right. A car with a $60k msrp is still holding 100+% of its value 4 years and tens of thousands of miles later. Seeeeethe

                >brokie

                lol, alright buddy. Don’t forget your car payment is due first Friday of the month

                Tell usabout your financing arrangements for your copemobile

                Just because your mommy finances her car that you borrow doesn't mean the entire world does, brokie :^)

                It's like that car is your entire value as a human, and anyone can buy one.

                >everyone can afford a $60k+ car
                Oh look, another random, seething, coping brokie.

                Inb4 a bunch of illiterate brownoid poorgays say "reeee $60k isn't even alot!". Yeah, nobody said it was you dumbass border jumping morons. I could post the pic to my $20k daily driver and it would still mog you busriding/no car brokie incels LOL. Now feed me more (You)s - I love your virgin tears

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >caring this much about a car
                >not realizing the car market bubble already burst
                lol

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >car market burst
                >car is still blue booked over MSRP 4 years later
                >seething about some randos car because you're poor

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >A car with a $60k msrp is still holding 100+% of its value 4 years and tens of thousands of miles later.

                Okay well this is just false especially for American power wagons. You may find this on a truck and only on specific trucks (Tacoma,F150, and Titans). You will not get 100% return on mustangs,Camaros, corvettes, or challengers especially if it has 20,000 miles on it.The reason for this is they are usually driven poorly and you just really don’t know who was a good owner and who wasn’t. They don’t lose as much value as boomers will tell you but to sit there and act like you own an investment with a mustang.

                T.GM salesman

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well I guess GM salesmen are all complete morons incapable of using a search engine because you can open 1 tab and Google "2020 GT350 msrp" then another tab and go look what the blue book is on them and what they're being sold for.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >blue book is word of god

                You will not find a dealer or private buyer who will purchase your car at original retail price. Anybody looking to buy a mustang (specifically a Shelby) will either

                A. Offer you less to purchase on the spot

                B. Pay the same price for a brand new one at a dealer and patiently wait the 6 months it takes to come in

                The fact you keep going on about your “blue book” tells me this is your first big boy car and you have never actually bought,sold, or traded to any real degree in the automotive market.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine being too stupid to use Google LMAO heres one that sold for $6k over MSRP just this month. now have a nice day you broke moron. This is why you're a car salesman. Get a real job you moronic dropout

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                NTA but just let it go bro he gonna tear into your stupid ass now

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Brokie car dealer moron:
                >"You will not find a dealer or private buyer who will purchase your car at original retail price"
                Me (actual career, triple digit IQ)
                >Oh lookie, a 2020 GT350 with an MSRP of $59,140 being sold 4 years later for $66,500
                You (also moronic)
                >"Durrrr he gonna tear into your stupid ass hurrr"
                Maybe learn to read

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Terrible bait

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What a weird way to cope with getting shit on with basic facts
                >car isn't being sold for [x]
                >yes it is, see:
                >uhh uhh this is bait!
                >y-youre just joking, r-right?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >one single transaction in which an obvious moron was stupid enough to buy that and for that price is proof that I'm bot dumb with my money
                Literally 70iq

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He literally said
                >"You will not find a dealer or private buyer who will purchase your car at original retail price"
                And I provided an example proving that to be incorrect. LMAO @ your reading comprehension. You're actually moronic.

                Here's another, you dumbass brokie. Cry more

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                13,000 miles on a four year old car is hardly driven, that vehicle was sold by a dealership. Tell me, how much do you think they purchased that vehicle for from the original seller?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hey, dumb frick. Right here:

                >blue book is word of god

                You will not find a dealer or private buyer who will purchase your car at original retail price. Anybody looking to buy a mustang (specifically a Shelby) will either

                A. Offer you less to purchase on the spot

                B. Pay the same price for a brand new one at a dealer and patiently wait the 6 months it takes to come in

                The fact you keep going on about your “blue book” tells me this is your first big boy car and you have never actually bought,sold, or traded to any real degree in the automotive market.

                You said
                >"You will not find a dealer or private buyer who will purchase your car at original retail price"
                And I literally post a car that someone paid $6k over MSRP for and look at you squirm hahahaha
                >"w-well how much do you think the dealersh-"
                Shut the frick up moron. You got blown the frick out and just look at you try to shift those goal posts. There's a reason you sell cars - you're a dropout loser. The male version of female real-estate agents

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Do you have a joker poster above your bed

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Good 1 incel

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hehe thanks

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Are you the car dealer moron or just some random brokie? Or maybe your mom is a real estate agent lmao

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No I just clicked on this thread and wanted to join the commotion hehe

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >brokie

              lol, alright buddy. Don’t forget your car payment is due first Friday of the month

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's like that car is your entire value as a human, and anyone can buy one.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lmao you've been shitting up a bunch of threads lately shelbeygay

          Why did you come back

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            HOLY FRICK
            That's why he's seething at beautiful blokd chads, he's an ugly pencilneck israelite

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >SHELBY
          H
          >E
          L
          >B
          Y

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Now post your hairline

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/uTYnYmv.png

      This
      >fricking gorgeous
      When you people say shit like this it just sounds like those soiboi neckbeards who say
      >I FRICKING LOVE SCIENCE

      holy uggo cope lmao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Like totally, like what is like even the like big deal?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/uTYnYmv.png

      This
      >fricking gorgeous
      When you people say shit like this it just sounds like those soiboi neckbeards who say
      >I FRICKING LOVE SCIENCE

      >expressing your opinion is LE GAY
      >using adjectives is S 0 Y

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you will never be lying on your bed with Griezmann just fooling around and hold him down and start to tickle him so he squeals and laughs and wriggles and says no and tries to escape but its too cute so you carry on but then after a minute his eyes suddenly widen and he goes stiff and tells you to stop in a different tone so you know he really means it and he rushes off to the bathroom and then comes back looking really embarrassed and you say you're sorry and ask him what the matter is and he cant look you in the eye and quietly tells you that you made him pee himself a tiny bit but you just laugh and pull him back onto the bed and kiss him and for a moment he resists and pretends to be annoyed but he sees the funny side too and kisses you back and then you slide your hand around his waist and he flinches a little thinking you're going to start tickling him again but you don't you just carry on kissing him and he soon relaxes and then you frick him rough in ass and blow your load down his throat

      >Why even live?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    homosexual here, tattoos are disgusting

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      god, I hate the generic lion tats

      Wish these zoomers have some originality

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >god, I hate the generic lion tats
        its a lion with a crown of barbs. pretty based.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I need a lion tattoo
        Thx for the tip

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you like femboys?
      I like femboys :3

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        IST doesn’t have femboys though

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I asked if you liked them or not

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not a homosexual

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You said homo

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cool ink bro

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tattoos are tryhard by definition. but the tryhard at least tries. that's why he gets to succeed while the never does don't

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you guys have no taste in men. #nohomosexual #alexeubankishot

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/R0p3z21.jpg

      >sounds a little homo
      Appreciating male beauty non erotically is the ultimate proof of super straightness.

      roids?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes without a doubt. He claims natty but he also says he is a Christian which he clearly isn’t so I have no reason to believe he is natural. Also his delts give it away

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/hmngTD7.jpg

      https://i.imgur.com/R0p3z21.jpg

      >sounds a little homo
      Appreciating male beauty non erotically is the ultimate proof of super straightness.

      Sometimes I want to tittyfrick guys. My muscle fetish has made me slightly bisexual t b h
      He's like a male version of the women I'm attracted to.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        (2)
        Would the gays in this thread frick a female Alex Eubank? Honest question.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        terrible chest insertions

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only because his pecs look like booba. He just looks like a bogged woman.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sounds a little homo, nothing wrong with that. i'd motorboat those moobas

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sounds a little homo
      Appreciating male beauty non erotically is the ultimate proof of super straightness.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >jesus tattoo
        moron alert

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He has actual breasts, bra worthy.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you're an actual DYEL, lift worthy

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Bro has bewbs.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BOOBA oh no wait nevermind.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how did this lolcow get anywhere at all, this shit is completely unwatchable
    three rich kids b***hing about everything

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How to get pecs like that? How much does he bench?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      TRT

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    His face is shit. Nice tiddies though.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gay

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes and

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he needs to cool it with the chest work. those breasts are getting out of hand.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >alex eubank
    Who?
    How do you zoomers find these people? Why?

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    too much b***hing not a lot of booba i mean alex posting.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      those are boobs. is he gay?

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ohhh fugg

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      booba

      But yeah, tbh, he's basically what I imagine most people's IST goal is. Handsome young dude... shredded, but not 250lbs w steroid acne.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chud lines of a 30+
    Shouldn’t have roided

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >5’9”
    Most 2nd graders are taller than him now.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that's why he has a following, half his fans are thirsty 17 year old girls.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >neotenous feminine forehead
    >unironically Nordwood 0 but looks like a 2
    It never even began.
    It almost began but it ended before he reached the starting line. It’s over.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I literally know where this guy goes to the gym he's an actual manlet/dwarf and irl looks like a girl

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I literally know where this guy goes to the gym he's an actual manlet/dwarf and irl looks like a girl
      Literally made for my manly CAWK. Kind of hilarious that he claims natty though

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's probably on a very low, controlled dosage and has never done hardcore roids like dbol. His traps and stomach don't have the hardcore juicing swoleness
        Possibly low to mid test, aka juicing as God intended men to juice

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Possibly low to mid test, aka juicing as God intended men to juice
          I think that's what I want to do tbh. Adding slight hardness to my current body and making it piss easy to be lean.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      am i gay now?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't know white boys could have pillowy lips like that. He looks like pic related but unironically more feminine.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only reason I browse this board is because /hm/ is too slow.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The only reason I browse this board is because /hm/ is too slow.
      Are you a repressing bigay like me or full homo?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        full homo

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, cool.
          I like varbies and guys who look like varbies. I don't know how full homos can stand looking at some of the fat pigs and skinnyfat little boys I see on Grindr.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gay sex

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He dyes his hair blonde like a woman.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ^^
    Have sex

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are paid by an advertisement company no?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They don't make the GT350 anymore, you nocar busriding europeon dumb frick

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thinking about fricking a twink guys

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wish I had a chest like that. Wish I could find a girl with a chest like that too.

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