Noone talks about prohormones, why? Are they shit?

My old sarms website I used to use in the pandemic to save my gains now stocks oral suspensions of prohormones and they look kind of intriguing.

I usually use something like MK667 or Ostarine once a year to cut without losing muscle but I am tempted by the possibility of this elixir of gains. Can I get a qrd?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    if they worked wouldn’t everyone be doing them? Just fuckin pin test it’s the only thing that works. All the different shit that works is just different forms of test. If you want gains just fucking pin man. Other shit can be performance enhancers but that’s not what you’re after, is it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone talks about sarms but they don't "work" like steroids do for easy muscle, but I like them for cutting

      Noone talks about prohormones though except from some like 2010 bodybuilding forum posts that calls them shit because retards megadose them and instantly get gyno, so they clearly do something but obviously I want to know how they are if you take them properly and how to do so

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        and why not just pin you absolute pussy? I’m not even on da juice but if I care that much I’d just use what actually works. 16 weeks will give you years of gains versus random bullshit that doesn’t work. If it worked or was at all practical people would be doing it. It’s like coming online and being like
        >why do people smoke weed when they have perfectly good nutmeg in their Hispanice rack

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I have the source I trust and they don't sell actual roids, and tbh pinning is annoying I don't want to have to go to hospital to drain a hematoma

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >the guy selling it says it’s the shit!

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Who said that? They just have new products and I'm curious if they are good. That's all I want to know so I can decide if it's worth trying or just a meme.

              In fact you like everyone else has just said prohormones are shit with no reason, BUT WHY, I want to know WHY.
              Make a sarms thread and you will get roiders listing reasons why they suck and you should pin, but I've never seen the equivalent with prohormones.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Because prohormones are just shittier versions of steroids

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Steroids are pretty good though, and same goes for sarms and they are pretty not bad

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                at best they are masked anabolics which will wreak havoc on your liver
                at worst they will just fuck your liver

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Everyone talks about sarms but they don't "work" like steroids do for easy muscle, but I like them for cutting
        what sarms do you recommend for cutting

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

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    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

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  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >High arch
    >Long toes
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    This is the type of feet I like.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

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      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

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  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

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  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They were a fad in the 2010s and marketed as legal roids because of a loophole in the law. They do work as they get metabolized into actual anabolic compounds but really tax your liver/kidneys in the process. Kids were getting fucked up and dying from them so they were made illegal in most places

    A lot of sketchy sarm websites are just selling off decade old pro hormone surplus and labelling it as sarms, so be mindful of that if you’re choosing to dabble but the sensible thing to do would be pinning test and not being gay

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for the first useful answer in the thread. Can't you just take some milk thistle, avoid alcohol and watch the dose?

      >Everyone talks about sarms but they don't "work" like steroids do for easy muscle, but I like them for cutting
      what sarms do you recommend for cutting

      Ostarine or MK667. Both are anti catabolic and might ever so slightly boost fatloss but ostarine is anabolic and you might get some boost in gains but will supress your test once it's over, though probably not very much and you can ignore PCT if you don't mind 1/2 weeks of lower T. MK667 doesn't supress you but it probably will make you hungry af which makes cutting not fun.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I hope you die of liver failure.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've been googling around and it just seems all the prohormones are

      "great gains no sides, highly liver toxic"

      sounds way too good to be true, as in I don't even have to do a PCT?? I almost never drink alcohol, don't smoke and don't do non PED drugs, can't I just tank it with some supps?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

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      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

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    Anonymous

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