>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST STAY OUT IN THE SUN LIKE YOUR ANCESTORS HAVE FOR LITERALLY THOUSANDS OF YEARS BECAUSE THERE'S A 0.01% CHANCE OF GE...

>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST STAY OUT IN THE SUN LIKE YOUR ANCESTORS HAVE FOR LITERALLY THOUSANDS OF YEARS BECAUSE THERE'S A 0.01% CHANCE OF GETTING SKIN CANCER!
>HERE COVER YOURSELF WITH THIS wienerTAIL OF CARCIROGENS INSTEAD! DON'T FORGET TO REAPPLY HOURLY!!11

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Skin cancer is up because the currently happening pole shift weakens the magnetic field of the earth and more harmful rays come through.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    White people's ancestors also weren't in Australia, North America or South Africa for thousands of years. If I was a German living in Germany I wouldn't use sunscreen.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The proportion of whites in these countries has plummeted over the last 30 years.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I would like to know what will happen to the dark skinned hordes who can't generate as much vitamin D from low sunlight as white people can now that they've all poured into Scandinavia.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He means slather, not lather. Otherwise a pretty good xeet.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >curve is near identical to change in life expectancy
    >chance of melanoma increases with age

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      shhhhh

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What does "age adjusted" mean in this context, then?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ancient greeks knew about cancer already, its not a "modern condition" at all.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Show the study

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    wow a moronic shitskin says something moronic that goes against reason and history HE MUST BE RIGHT

    >The first civilization to realise this and provide photoprotective methods was the Egyptians in 4000BC. They used extracts of rice, jasmine and lupine, 2 ingredients that are found in skincare today. However, the main factor for the development of sunscreen was to appear paler as they considered lighter skin to be more attractive than darker skin. In ancient Greece, athletes covered their body in a mixture of oil and sand when training under the sun for the Olympic games and around a similar time in 500BC, the effects of zinc oxide, a compound found in physical sunscreens today, was discovered in an ancient Indian medical text, “The Charaka Samhita”. The text described the use of pushpanjan (presumed to be zinc oxide), as a salve for eyes, open wounds and burns. It has been used for many centuries since then mainly for cosmetic purposes due to its whitening properties, especially in the 1900s combined with magnesium salts and bismuth."

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    moronic OP

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i'll bet you a stack of tanned tomboys that your pic is wrong

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        oh yeah?
        well I'll bet a stack of pale milf breasts that I'm right

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The sunblock israelite fears the white linen shirt owner.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ok thats cool and all but I'd rather be a pale ghost than a tanned guy. I don't want the melanin or the sun screen so I stay inside.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >abdullah
    opinion disregarded

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Shitskin butthurt immediately
    >Everyone on fit claiming to be white as a sheet suddenly
    Lel. Americans sure a funny.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    perhaps this correlation exists because they keep changing the definition of cancer so they can charge more insurance companies for medical care.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Schools need to teach morons how to understand science.

    >you see, this line graph comparing how often people use sun lotion vs how many people report their melanoma incidents is related somehow
    >I shall conclude that sun screen causes skin cancer
    >also this data is all taken from just the Connecticut registry where this guy had no involvement with the research

    I can't believe I wasted my time making this post for a moron named abdulla

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    brother, early europeans lived mostly in forests and they worked the fields mostly before the sun was up (or after that), not to mention everyone was wearing clothes and hats, staying in the sun is usually quite fatiguing and they were fully aware of it

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Most people died at 35

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No they didn't. Life expectancy is an average age of death that include high infant mortality rates. If someone survived childhood, they were likely to live into their 70s.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Most people died at 35

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This correlative data also follows the higher consumption of seed oils in the American population trends. 1946 and onwards there's a curve upwards. Oddly enough, people who cut plat sterols and seed oils out of their diet are much less likely to get sunburned when exposed to the same amount of sun. The fat we eat is the fat we wear in the sense that our skin is made out of the dietary fat we absorb, after all. Inflamed garbage seed oil skin can't handle burns well.

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