post reactions to your body/workout
>at beach with gf
>her fat sister is mirin
>asks for my routine
>tell her I run 2 miles and do 100 chinups a day
>"that's literally impossible anon"
Normie reactions
post reactions to your body/workout
>at beach with gf
>her fat sister is mirin
>asks for my routine
>tell her I run 2 miles and do 100 chinups a day
>"that's literally impossible anon"
You know that disgusting hog is schlicking her diabetic mucus filled sausage pussy to you, right anon? I mean, i guess it's a good thing. But is it really? Think about it for a good while.
Yeah i know.. wish it was my sister touching herself over me tho..
I'm used to fatties wanting me. After I got lean I had 3 seperate landwhales tell me they dreamed about sucking my dick
that was my first thought after it started happening
>this must be how mid women feel
so true chonkers love us lifters
>flexes
not a lifter. I run 2 miles a day and do 100 chinups. I look somewhere between a twink and ottermode
Like me?
Kinda?
forgot pic
You're not between twink and ottermode, you're just ottermode. Unfortunate gyno though.
I can make milk come out if I squeeze my nips really hard 🙁
Woah, what does it taste like?
>"Haha to men posting pictures and comparing their half naked bodies"
>As I sit on the can with my pants around my feet
The irony is not lost on me. No homo.
let them! wtf!
The only girl who liked hard on me wasn't fat, she was taller than me and super skinny.
She used to mire me when I was presenting stuff at work, she told me she got wet thinking of my arms and chest. She wanted me so much she literally cheated on her boyfriend with me (I feel kinda bad about it).
A friend of mine has a crush on her and I never got the heart to tell him I fucked her
>She wanted me so much she literally cheated on her boyfriend with me (I feel kinda bad about it).
She is the one that should feel bad about it. If it wasn't you, she'd be cheating on him with someone else. What is actually based is to fuck her and then tell the boyfriend so he dumps her ass and can find someone better.
that's hot. imagine now onlyfans models with a legion of ugly simps feel, must be this times a million.
I bet you would prefer it was the other guys at the gym gay.
>from 90% of women
don't get too big/I prefer dadbods (nobody asked)
>from 10% of women
wow you're looking good
>from 90% of men
hehe I wish I had time to go to the gym, I have better things to do (nobody asked)
>from 10% of men
what's your routine?
>I wish I had time to go to the gym
I love hearing that from other guys. Its the ultimate passive aggressive seethe
>at little birthday party for friend
>one of her other friends said I was like a stereotypical football / meathead type as a compliment
>I was 220lb
Felt good as a compliment that one thought I was a sportsfag, I was fat but I think they thought that because I lifted my friend up to touch the ceiling (she's probably 90lb and 5'3). They probably considered that strong as her other friends were an asian girl and this they/them mtf 5'3 fag so they probably don't even OHP more than 1 pl8
Post on r/rateme cause I am insecure gay and have a picture of me in a wife beater. numerous reddit normies act like I am “jacked” lots of recent mires irl but none from any female irl :(.
rateme is a hugbox that won't be tough on you unless you look like an ogre. Use photofeeler.
can't outlift autism. in fact it usually just makes it the spaghetti spilling worse
>have coworker miring my gains
>asks for routine
>I just do ring fit adventure for 30 minutes everyday on max difficulty
>that's bullshit
Have it your way then. Why ask if you're not going to like the answer?