Normie reactions

post reactions to your body/workout
>at beach with gf
>her fat sister is mirin
>asks for my routine
>tell her I run 2 miles and do 100 chinups a day
>"that's literally impossible anon"

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You know that disgusting hog is schlicking her diabetic mucus filled sausage pussy to you, right anon? I mean, i guess it's a good thing. But is it really? Think about it for a good while.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah i know.. wish it was my sister touching herself over me tho..

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm used to fatties wanting me. After I got lean I had 3 seperate landwhales tell me they dreamed about sucking my dick

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        that was my first thought after it started happening
        >this must be how mid women feel

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        so true chonkers love us lifters
        >flexes

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          not a lifter. I run 2 miles a day and do 100 chinups. I look somewhere between a twink and ottermode

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Like me?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Kinda?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Kinda?

              forgot pic

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You're not between twink and ottermode, you're just ottermode. Unfortunate gyno though.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I can make milk come out if I squeeze my nips really hard 🙁

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Woah, what does it taste like?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous
            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              https://i.imgur.com/3CWN9Yr.jpg

              [...]
              forgot pic

              >"Haha to men posting pictures and comparing their half naked bodies"
              >As I sit on the can with my pants around my feet
              The irony is not lost on me. No homo.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        let them! wtf!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The only girl who liked hard on me wasn't fat, she was taller than me and super skinny.
        She used to mire me when I was presenting stuff at work, she told me she got wet thinking of my arms and chest. She wanted me so much she literally cheated on her boyfriend with me (I feel kinda bad about it).
        A friend of mine has a crush on her and I never got the heart to tell him I fricked her

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >She wanted me so much she literally cheated on her boyfriend with me (I feel kinda bad about it).
          She is the one that should feel bad about it. If it wasn't you, she'd be cheating on him with someone else. What is actually based is to frick her and then tell the boyfriend so he dumps her ass and can find someone better.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm used to fatties wanting me. After I got lean I had 3 seperate landwhales tell me they dreamed about sucking my dick

      that's hot. imagine now onlyfans models with a legion of ugly simps feel, must be this times a million.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I bet you would prefer it was the other guys at the gym homosexual.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >from 90% of women
    don't get too big/I prefer dadbods (nobody asked)
    >from 10% of women
    wow you're looking good
    >from 90% of men
    hehe I wish I had time to go to the gym, I have better things to do (nobody asked)
    >from 10% of men
    what's your routine?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I wish I had time to go to the gym
      I love hearing that from other guys. Its the ultimate passive aggressive seethe

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >at little birthday party for friend
    >one of her other friends said I was like a stereotypical football / meathead type as a compliment
    >I was 220lb
    Felt good as a compliment that one thought I was a sportsgay, I was fat but I think they thought that because I lifted my friend up to touch the ceiling (she's probably 90lb and 5'3). They probably considered that strong as her other friends were an asian girl and this they/them mtf 5'3 gay so they probably don't even OHP more than 1 pl8

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Post on r/rateme cause I am insecure homosexual and have a picture of me in a wife beater. numerous reddit normies act like I am “jacked” lots of recent mires irl but none from any female irl :(.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      rateme is a hugbox that won't be tough on you unless you look like an ogre. Use photofeeler.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      can't outlift autism. in fact it usually just makes it the spaghetti spilling worse

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >have coworker miring my gains
    >asks for routine
    >I just do ring fit adventure for 30 minutes everyday on max difficulty
    >that's bullshit
    Have it your way then. Why ask if you're not going to like the answer?

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