now that the dust has settled, can we agree that Derek cant stop winning?
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now that the dust has settled, can we agree that Derek cant stop winning?
now that the dust has settled, can we agree that Derek cant stop winning?
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UFOs Are A Psyop Shirt $21.68 |
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overpriced and underdosed
Has this shit been selling well?
selling out
it's the most efficacious energy drink
Capitalism is no where else more perfectly summarized and expressed than in the false joy and mania of the colorful can designs and sugary rushes of energy drinks. The hope of a generation surrounded by homelessness, that this sparkling treasure of a canned drink can keep me awake long enough to find somewhere safe to sleep.
And it's only 3.95$ before tax.
is verbose pseudo intellectual social commentary not cool anymore?
everyone and their mom has their own energy drink brand now, am I supposed to be impressed?
mmmm slop
I'm not buying this shit until they sell it at my local 711
Imagine getting mailed energy drinks lmao
couldn't be me
Get your distribution and logistics on point Derek and I will buy fr fr
This, i dont think he makes terrible products but 38$ shipping to europe is insane. Frick sake launch a distribution centre at Italy or France
i only buy Black person KILLER
>looking at reviews
>morons saying it's well-priced
200mg caffeine per can, ~$3 per can
that is the same price as a bottle of 90 count 200mg caffeine pills
Not to suck Derek's wiener but it's not just the caffeine that your paying for
why not drop an affiliate link Derek?
Caffeine pill hurt my knees. No clue what the rest of the stuff in it does but clearly it is more than just caffeine.
From the amount of shit MPMD had given towards fitness supplements, I would trust his products to be of higher quality and appropriate dosing. Imagine the backlash if his products were found to be misleading.
The orange ones are fricking incredible, I hope they restock soon
I’ve been drinking these ones like crazy. Maybe I’ll try Derek’s brand though just for the heck of it
Threadly reminder that Derek’s Turkesterone had less than 1% of the label claim