Oats

When did you realize this slop is terrible food?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ketotard detected

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fattie detected

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nta but all ketolards are coping ex-fatties that seethe over carbs because of their shitty genes.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yeah this naturally skinny people believe in CICO

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Because “naturally skinny” “people” have no discipline

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >naturally skinny

              no such thing, put the fork down fattie

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >ex
          Show me one ketoer that's posted body.
          They are all fat. Because its a diet for weight loss

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's also a diet for migraines.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Is it? You learn something new every day. Cool.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Because its a diet for weight loss

            just about every meme fad diet claims it will help you lose weight

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Why even post

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You are brown

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I am white
            You however are fat
            Dial 8 ynbaw cope kys etc

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        just don't eat American grown oats and stick to steel cut or rolled.

        adding steel cut oats to my diet helped me get past a plateau bc they're so filling and they helped me shit again.
        i'm also currently experimenting with making semi-nutritious, minimally processed cookies from oat flour to upgrade on my cheat snacks.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mmm 1/2 cup oats and 2 tablespoons of flaxseed meal good morning sunshine!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Mmm 1/2 cup oats and 2 tablespoons of flaxseed
      >sweetened with monk fruit
      >ceylon cinnamon because the other kind will kill you
      >handful of dried goji berries
      >silk double vegan yogurt
      >cup of passion flower tea for the menses
      I just wanted you to know what a homosexual you sound like.
      t. Oat enthusiast

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >ceylon cinnamon will kill you
        >not my 500g oxalate slop of a meal
        enjoy the stones, bro

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          If something is killing me it's going to be me. You feeble fat b***h

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I've literally had to carve an oxalate crystal out of my skin before. Enjoy your stones and leaky gut, gay. Oates don't even taste good anyway.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Jesus you're sickly and gross. Why are you here and not in some leper colony.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Something is wrong with you.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >be subhuman
              >blame food
              For sure bro

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When I realized Im not a horse, and even horses hate it.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It’s only a shit food if you are a nonwhite obese moron. The European stomach is built for oatmaxxing.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like it because it's cheap and calorie dense and it tastes nice

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When I unironically paid extra for organic oats and made them overnight with milk. I ate them in the morning only to find that I had energy, good nutrition and felt good for several hours after. Just shit tier tbh.

    This worthless slop is only fit for slave goycattle.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My poops are massive thanks to oats, adds about 24 inches.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oats, milk, blueberries, whey. You really dont need more.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    In the US it's hard to find some that haven't been glyphosated.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's not at all

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Go your local yuppie co-op (they're usually located in the restored old down town area where every business has insane overhead)
      Go to the bulk foods section
      Grab a bag and get organic oats by the lb.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like grainy stuff. Can't really check for quality if there's thousands of a certain thing.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When I realized potatoes were the nutritionally superior carb source.
    >b-but much protein
    If I want protein, I'll just eat a steak.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    After listening to aajonus vonderplanitz lectures on youtube and learning about the harmful effects of routine carb consumption.

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